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Intoluene
Jul 6, 2011

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Action Tortoise posted:

Mistress Most Bad rear end

I honestly thought this was a guy.

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Intoluene
Jul 6, 2011

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This is a Kefka cosplay and I won't accept any arguments to the contrary. :colbert:

Intoluene
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So what's the over - under on the wearer of this suit being male, female or my personal favourite option, an "[insert made up pronoun here]"

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:stare:

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Leavemywife posted:

I'm not sure what I'm looking at there, but I'm pretty sure someone is jerking to it.

I'm pretty sure this is "human furniture" fetishism. Yes, someone is jacking off to it.

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Jul 6, 2011

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BrigadierSensible posted:

"Human Furniture fetishism"

Does that mean people are posing as sexy end tables, and sexy couches, and sexy desks and sexy ottomans etc?

Are said sexy couches, coffee tables and ottomans being used? Do they need to be upholstered?

Yes, yes, I have no idea. As far as I know, it's about reducing the subject to simply being an object like a chair or table? :shrug:

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Jesus christ, it just keeps going. She wasted at least 8 minutes of the class' time with that poo poo. That's some form of cruel and unusual punishment or perhaps this is a threat. "I will sing my parody cover medley if you don't do your work you little shits!"

Edit:

I know this goes against every possible lesson you have ever learned but go to the comments. The woman is defending that video.

Intoluene has a new favorite as of 23:04 on Sep 5, 2016

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Picnic Princess posted:

My favourite was in grade 7 when our math teacher lost it when a few spitballs hit the screen at the front and threw a desk. He was put on medical leave for heart problems, and was replaced with a middle-aged Scottish woman who wore dress suits made of leather every day and was perpetually angry for no reason at all.

The mental picture I have for both of these teachers is probably far better than the actual reality.

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I'm just lucky that the two times I wore a fedora was before all this "m'lady" neckbeard poo poo started. Once was to a party where "hats" was a theme and the second was to horse races.

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I miss the goon lair thread so much :magical:

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Not even otaku rooms get to this level for a single character. :stonk:

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Ambitious Spider posted:

I've seen like super skinny rockabilly girls pull off similar outfits, though yea, it's a certain kind of aug being rockabilly in the first place.

My sister was super in to rockabilly when she was 20. Can confirm.

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Ok Fella posted:

I'm late to the party but what was the original thread title? I saw some people asking a ways back and I'm curious now.

The original was "the return of the problem child"

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Inzombiac posted:

I'm so jealous of that mom. I avoid the sun like a vampire but I LOOOOOVE peeling burns.

I thought you were cool, Inzombiac :barf:

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You Are A Elf posted:

So I found this folder of images on an old hard drive entitled "Florida Mug Shots":












See the many faces of the shittiest hero of all time, Florida Man!

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hyperhazard posted:

So he's a swole-rear end dragon who...works in an office? As an artist?

e: oh god, just noticed the itty bitty headphones.

The teeny headphones are kind of endearing.

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Hugoon Chavez posted:

drat, what a badass.

I wonder if he steps on the grass too. He maybe even loiters!

Woah, he's a badass, not a monster.

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cash crab posted:

I just want to say it was very difficult choosing a comment for the new title. If anyone has a vote for a different one let me know, but they were all extremely good.

Trying to find a good new thread title after dickteeth is the true Sophie's Choice.

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Pittsburgh Lambic posted:

taken from the tumblr.txt twitter but it was being weird about linked images



:wtc:

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:yikes:

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Arctic Bunny posted:

You plebs, where else would Mr Sparkle put his army of small plastic clones of his wife if not on his TV?
Let's imagine for a moment that his delusion is real and Twilight is a real pony person married to this dude. Wouldn't she be loving creeped out by all the Twilight memorabilia? Is it cheating if the dude humps his fuckpillow? I know I wouldn't be happy if my (real human) partner amassed a whole series of little statuettes and plastic figurines etc of me. In fact, I'd be creeped out.

He's quoted above as stating that Mrs. Sparkle finds the porn being drawn of her flattering.

Also: AUG Thread: On topic discussion of pony wives.

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MizPiz posted:

Hell yeah, Team Sensitive Luigi. :hfive:

Lotta wrong people not going for the secret waluigi path :colbert:

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Fashionable Jorts posted:

This seems appropriate to the current topic!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3WZnkyiBG_U

They hosed my house!

You motherfucker, I was coming just to post this.

My house? hosed!

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Ah, monster girl encyclopaedia. Where every species either breeds with men or eats their spunk.

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MissEchelon posted:

Is it better or worse than Pokegirls?

Much worse.

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Ularg posted:

I'm scared now.

I'm assuming he's taking about the trend of drawing pokemon as women but now I'm not so sure :ohdear:

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MissEchelon posted:

I am not. I'm talking about That Thing that came from but had to be removed from tvtropes.

Oh. Oh, I know now. Monster girl encyclopaedia is still worse but not by as much of a margin.

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AlmightyBob posted:

It's a keyblade

Iirc, that's the Oblivion keyblade, too.

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Postal Parcel posted:

Trap Sprung
:siren:NERD ALERT:siren:

That said, the keyblade is more of a blunt weapon, so he's threatening to bash your brains in.


Blood of the Americans he's killed

This cannot be real. I refuse to believe someone would write those words to someone else with serious intent.
And AssCreed looks more like WatchDogs

Kingdom Hearts is fun, I feel no shame in recognising a weapon from that series :colbert:

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Picnic Princess posted:

If it's a broken image, you can right click and open in a new tab because it's hotlinked, so it doesn't always show up.

Not that you really want to.

Just sayin.

It also works on the Awful app when hotlinked because reasons.

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The hell kind of Facebook profile do you have!? :stonklol:

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It's the rope that really sells this one. Also, I promise that for every professional bdsm video needing actual rope work, there's a guy that looks like this actually making the ties.

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TotalLossBrain posted:

Wait what? That was just an ugly butt plug, right goons? :stonklol:

Yes, that really is for his butt. Sounding won't stretch that far no matter what the internet will tell you.

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Jul 6, 2011

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Fathis Munk posted:

Jesus Christ straya.

We take no responsibility for the actions of this man.

Intoluene
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Or asking every Brit you meet about their favourite Doctor Who episodes. That's probably a better comparison.

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verymoldy posted:

I wonder if his fetish includes being eaten by the pigs

Just hosed by them, probably.

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Nuebot posted:

Book doesn't fold out into a giant loss pamphlet 0/10.

Folding is often harder on the pamphlet.

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Guy Goodbody posted:

At the end of the video it says "your favorite character", are they going to license actual anime characters and get the real voice actors, or are they just gonna push that knock-off Miku?

Iirc, one of the options will be actual miku for an extra grand.

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Cumslut1895 posted:

children just don't make good sacrifices to the Elder Gods

That's a lie and you know it.

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Sponge Baathist posted:

This is really gross and NMS but I'm gonna still post it as a pic not a link because it's art not gore and there's only 2 pictures on this page.

If this picture disturbs you choose between watching it fully or never having had watched the first part at all.








I love what people can do with practical effects like this :allears:

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