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Panfilo
Aug 27, 2011

EXISTENCE IS PAIN😬

Pick posted:

I don't rub the bar onto my own skin like some sort of demented heathen. It goes on a loofah, the loofah gets washed.

You're never getting poo particles out of that loofa

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Panfilo
Aug 27, 2011

EXISTENCE IS PAIN😬

Pigsfeet on Rye posted:

gently caress that. Just man up, lather up a leather belt and beat the gently caress out of every square inch of your skin.

:byodood: "I got beaten by a soapy belt, and I turned out fine!"
*posts on SomethingAwful*

Panfilo
Aug 27, 2011

EXISTENCE IS PAIN😬

SquirrelFace posted:

In my head, she's wearing metal underwear with razor blades attached so when someone try's to touch her they get all messed up, but I don't care enough to look it up and see what the actual gimmick was....

They're really touching her vulva. Because of course they have to have a gopro in that mirror box dress for posterity.

Panfilo
Aug 27, 2011

EXISTENCE IS PAIN😬
I noticed that people like that tend to be incredibly sore losers.

Panfilo
Aug 27, 2011

EXISTENCE IS PAIN😬

The prolapsed colons day out

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