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Feb 7, 2012

Taking the term "Koopaling" to a whole new level since 2016.
I'm not sure what I'm looking at there, but I'm pretty sure someone is jerking to it.

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Feb 7, 2012

Taking the term "Koopaling" to a whole new level since 2016.

twistedmentat posted:


Cigarettes and pee

Ugh, Newports.

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Feb 7, 2012

Taking the term "Koopaling" to a whole new level since 2016.

Ah, yes, the XXX parody of Paul Blart.

Paul Squart: Maul Cop

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Feb 7, 2012

Taking the term "Koopaling" to a whole new level since 2016.

Bast Relief posted:

Consider yourself F'ZONED like a P'ZONE.

Straight from the Megazone!

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Feb 7, 2012

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hyperhazard posted:

I have so many questions about this. Is that fake latex skin? Does the sound of removing ingrown hair sound any different from plucking normal hair? How the gently caress does it go on for 45 minutes?

To answer your questions; 1. You hope so, 2. I don't want to know, and 3. Masturbation. Lots of masturbating.

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Feb 7, 2012

Taking the term "Koopaling" to a whole new level since 2016.
I'm also thinking the meat was bologna, too. That really just completes the scene for me.

And she probably got the meat sweats.

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Feb 7, 2012

Taking the term "Koopaling" to a whole new level since 2016.

Dienes posted:

Did he look like a marathon runner to you?

Well, not yet!

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Feb 7, 2012

Taking the term "Koopaling" to a whole new level since 2016.
What is an AC/DC hadoken?

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Feb 7, 2012

Taking the term "Koopaling" to a whole new level since 2016.
That is simultaneously better and worse than I was expecting.

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Feb 7, 2012

Taking the term "Koopaling" to a whole new level since 2016.
That could probably be rolled into this thread. I can't imagine a goon sexual encounter to be anything but AUG.

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Feb 7, 2012

Taking the term "Koopaling" to a whole new level since 2016.

chitoryu12 posted:

This is a picture I took a few years ago in Central Park. Might be the same Elmo.



I'm curious, why does this seem to be an attempt at a tasteful, artsy shot of a guy in an Elmo costume?

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Feb 7, 2012

Taking the term "Koopaling" to a whole new level since 2016.

pop fly to McGillicutty posted:

Wish I was on the loose

So do we. :smith:

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Feb 7, 2012

Taking the term "Koopaling" to a whole new level since 2016.



This one is loving awesome.

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Feb 7, 2012

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free basket of chips posted:

can someone link me to the large taint referred to in the title

Turn on your monitor.

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Feb 7, 2012

Taking the term "Koopaling" to a whole new level since 2016.
Don't use your bros beard trimmer to do your pubes and he'll return the favor.

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Feb 7, 2012

Taking the term "Koopaling" to a whole new level since 2016.

So, they're now doing a gender-swap Popeye.

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Feb 7, 2012

Taking the term "Koopaling" to a whole new level since 2016.

:drat:

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Feb 7, 2012

Taking the term "Koopaling" to a whole new level since 2016.
What's 2002 Vortex Kangaroo mean?

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Feb 7, 2012

Taking the term "Koopaling" to a whole new level since 2016.

purple death ray posted:

I've never drank my own piss so

Prude.

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Feb 7, 2012

Taking the term "Koopaling" to a whole new level since 2016.

http://imgur.com/T5SbURV

Leave has a new favorite as of 14:15 on Mar 24, 2017

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Feb 7, 2012

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oldpainless posted:

Does that kid say he's a loving wolf? Lmao

More like oldfurless.

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Feb 7, 2012

Taking the term "Koopaling" to a whole new level since 2016.
Somfin, do you have any advice on eating less? That's the hardest part of this for me.

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Feb 7, 2012

Taking the term "Koopaling" to a whole new level since 2016.

LingcodKilla posted:

I've lost ten pounds in the last three months by using a calorie calculator. At first it wasnt so much to stick to strictly as it was to see how many calories I was actually taking in and attempt portion control. After a bit I started avoiding high calorie foods that I knew didnt really satisfy me and my concept of what makes a portion for various foods is getting much better.

I also run 3 times a week for 30 minutes besides a daily set of 40 pushups/situps. Not exactly hitting the gym up.

My problem with exercise is I've got a hip with a bunch of screws and two plates, as well as an ankle with some screws and a plate. The ligaments in my leg don't work right; the muscle is fine, but the ligaments don't stretch the way they're supposed to, which limits the things I can do pretty heavily.

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Feb 7, 2012

Taking the term "Koopaling" to a whole new level since 2016.

Baronjutter posted:

All the fat people I know share a common "uhg.. I just don't like water" trait. They drink children's sugar drinks all day despite being adults.

I drink diet pop, thank you very much.

...I'm not helping my case, am I?

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Feb 7, 2012

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Pigsfeet on Rye posted:

I wonder if there's a German word meaning "when a person unselfconsciously shows what a shallow, egotistical, douchebag that they are"

Drumpf?

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Feb 7, 2012

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Toast Museum posted:

That feels like a lateral move.

"I remember a time when I was constantly mistaken for the devil, people tried to shoot, stab, burn, drown, poison--any way of killing me you can imagine. Now? Now I've got these fuckin' people seeing if I want to wear a diaper or a swastika."

*sobs*

"I miss the attempted murder."

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Feb 7, 2012

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Munchables posted:

Ya gotta pay the troll toll

Ain't nobody wants in that boy's(?) hole.

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Feb 7, 2012

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What game is he playing? I don't care about his stance on rape, assuming he's playing good games.

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