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WrenP-Complete
Jul 27, 2012


Well that's their laundry outfit. That's why they have that big bag with them.

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WrenP-Complete
Jul 27, 2012

bringmyfishback posted:

Usually I defend the fatshion ladies, because I like a lot of their outfits, but not so. She looks like a laundry pile at the Home for the Woefully Confused.





















and, because I am fair, here is a picture of me in sixth grade:



I was not being raped; I was angry because something had happened to make my face and nose all swollen (I can't remember now) AND I was in my pajamas AND I didn't like that weird old guy who rented the top floor of my grandmother's house. But it makes me laugh every time I look at it.

I literally texted my only goon friends about this post. I am amazed.

WrenP-Complete
Jul 27, 2012

Soysaucebeast posted:

A dramatic reading!

Denko (´・ω・`) (Complete): https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLpNAl5zLZSMUcMfsUrHFGR_avA6Jql2bl

Stupid loving hamster face.

This is pretty proclickity.

WrenP-Complete
Jul 27, 2012

Coucho Marx posted:

this is the pro-est of clicks, people

my partner and I have this video bookmarked to show friends

(we hate our friends)

I have so many questions that I don't want answers to now.

WrenP-Complete
Jul 27, 2012


What if you didn't know the man had an allergy to citrus?

WrenP-Complete
Jul 27, 2012

Twazuk posted:

So I subbed to this guys channel a while ago and mostly forgot about him due to inactivity.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cd9WpPI12K8

However he uploaded a new video and I couldn't be happier.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0bkN60hCXCY

I highly recommend his entire video library.

Is there a cockatiel in that room?

WrenP-Complete
Jul 27, 2012

How do they know for sure who is under those costumes?
#biblicalconcern

WrenP-Complete
Jul 27, 2012

Wait why are those people wearing diapers at the wedding?

WrenP-Complete
Jul 27, 2012

I am your friend.

WrenP-Complete
Jul 27, 2012

twistedmentat posted:

I like the girl behind him looks like she was saying something but stopped mid sentence after she realized what was sitting in front of her.

probably :nms: for the guy who claims to be a "goofy"

I'm not going to google for it, because i'm afraid of what i'd find, but wasn't there some horrible, creepy, terrible aspect to this?

I don't know the meaning of this.

WrenP-Complete
Jul 27, 2012

Mouse Dresser posted:

This picture has inspired me to go clean my ceiling fan.

Holy poo poo, that is disgusting.

I don't even understand that.

WrenP-Complete
Jul 27, 2012

Mouse Dresser posted:

This picture has inspired me to go clean my ceiling fan.

Holy poo poo, that is disgusting.

Sorry, I understand why you'd go clean after seeing that. I don't understand how that room exists in physical reality.

WrenP-Complete
Jul 27, 2012

TheDon01 posted:

Its all mold. Cheap celing fans use pressboard blades (sawdust and glue), when the material get moist it basically turns into a petri dish and will grow all sorts of gross poo poo.

But it grows down, like stalactites?

WrenP-Complete
Jul 27, 2012

Ularg posted:

I hate those pictures so much because it makes me hyper sensitive to anything not perfectly spotless in my house.

Oh there's a bit of dust on the ceiling fan? BURN EVERYTHING.

Does your home look like any of these photos?

WrenP-Complete
Jul 27, 2012

Welcome to sex house!

WrenP-Complete
Jul 27, 2012

Snog/Marry/Avoid?

WrenP-Complete
Jul 27, 2012

Ugh and the day after some guy who is into armpit licking, watersports, and scat says he thinks I don't have enough experience when I turn him down. Are all of my narrative threads about pee?!

WrenP-Complete
Jul 27, 2012

Vladimir Poutine posted:

A virologist I know used to work in a sexual health clinic and there was an armpit fetishist who would come in to the clinic very regularly since he had herpes lesions all over his armpits. Apparently he got fired from his job at a supermarket because he would get incredibly aroused whenever someone in short sleeves would raise their arm to swipe their card as he could see their armpits

Wait how did they know he was getting aroused? Also the herpes came from touching, right?

WrenP-Complete
Jul 27, 2012

Vladimir Poutine posted:

I (happily) don't know the details but apparently he wasn't subtle, and yes.

And my curiosity even at the deepest depth of grossness is why I became a psychologist.

WrenP-Complete
Jul 27, 2012

The guy in the third photo, the 100% enemy one, just messaged me on OkC this week.

WrenP-Complete
Jul 27, 2012

Munchables posted:

but did he make you squart?

Nope but also his profile is blank and his username is how I now know what TNA means.

WrenP-Complete
Jul 27, 2012

It's a doll or a mannequin. Things are bad but you're okay.

WrenP-Complete
Jul 27, 2012

This is weird. I have done some very small time modeling and the biggest thing about being hired back is your reputation as being good to work with. Literally everyone on most shoots is more important than talent. Talent is easy to replace.

WrenP-Complete
Jul 27, 2012

Fashionable Jorts posted:

She's popular. So fashion magazines/websites will tell their photographers to deal with it, because having her model for them is worth money.

Wasn't disagreeing, just amplifying how unusual this is.

WrenP-Complete
Jul 27, 2012


Is that Portland, OR?

WrenP-Complete
Jul 27, 2012

Munchables posted:

Oh god I think it is. First Scratchhead Beavis and now this...

I think it is, right? Central library with windows like that?

WrenP-Complete
Jul 27, 2012

And guns in profile pics.

WrenP-Complete
Jul 27, 2012

Men with children are a hot commodity in online dating.

WrenP-Complete
Jul 27, 2012

See how some of the answer responses are red in color? That indicates that the person who was looking at the profile marked that answer choice as unacceptable. The opposite isn't true though, the black answer text could just be the profile viewed by an account that didn't answer that question.

WrenP-Complete
Jul 27, 2012

chitoryu12 posted:

OkCupid doesn't let you view the answers to any questions unless you answer them. Though it would still show up as black if you put "No preference" or whatever it is for the "What answer do you want your partner to pick?" option. Unless the person who screencapped it was equally weird, they may have just made a fake profile and threw up random answers just to see what the other guy put.

I don't think this is true. I think it's dependent on the privacy settings of the profile in question.

WrenP-Complete
Jul 27, 2012

Nah, I just checked and I'm wrong. Like you said, the person could have answered no preference, so that's why it's showing up in black.

WrenP-Complete
Jul 27, 2012

Celery Face posted:

Yeah, Nicole doesn't seem like a bad person at all, just extremely immature and lacking in common sense. Though, I was kinda pissed when she ditched her adorable toddler for five weeks to meet some green card scammer.

It was way easier to laugh at Danielle because she was two decades older and a lovely person. She actually has a pretty lengthy criminal record with a lot of fraud related stuff on there so it's hard to feel sorry for her when she cries about getting scammed.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xTljqIKhs0c
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Esciac6Nhm4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EKvcKOmDL9s
Oh god, that lawyer.

I came onto a friend recently and he very kindly turned me down. I felt mortified and these videos are getting me through the day.

WrenP-Complete
Jul 27, 2012

Friend zone! friend zone! You are in my friend zone!

WrenP-Complete
Jul 27, 2012

How bad is it? I just ate but have a pretty strong stomach.

WrenP-Complete
Jul 27, 2012

Yeah, not too bad.

WrenP-Complete
Jul 27, 2012

Here love: https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3788502&pagenumber=3&perpage=40

WrenP-Complete
Jul 27, 2012

I developed keloids after a standard ear piercing and had plastic surgery to repair them. This is a relatively common thing, though more so among black women than light skinned women like me, so I suspect many surgeons can do those repairs.

WrenP-Complete
Jul 27, 2012

I love you guys. This is the same guys next kiss?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mEzzGEVq5Mg

FINALLY SUCCESS
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VPASI3YsnKE

I was having a hard day but it's turning around with the Whirly Dirly
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qZZMatkX7MU


Ahhh the mouth sounds... I'm developing missophonia on the fly.

WrenP-Complete has a new favorite as of 21:08 on Sep 21, 2016

WrenP-Complete
Jul 27, 2012

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7t8o7JzJYGI

:stare:

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WrenP-Complete
Jul 27, 2012

Did a protestor get hit in the second video?

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