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Ugh. A few years back I started dating someone who had a family member that was one of these. He started telling me the reason for my kidney problems and needing dialysis was because I had an alkaline deficiency (which completely misunderstands biochemistry) and that I should eat this miracle dirt and be cured. If I weren't trying to impress the girl I would have hauled off and decked him.
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# ¿ Aug 24, 2016 13:20 |
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# ¿ May 2, 2024 00:48 |
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That anti-feminist article was on my feed earlier too, and in the recommended reading ads under it was another article by him (same picture) titled something like "All about that time I got a Russian Internet Girlfriend (actually a robot scam artist)"
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# ¿ Sep 9, 2016 20:53 |
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quote:The other night, I received a Facebook friend request from a woman named Dixie Layman.
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# ¿ Sep 9, 2016 21:11 |
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It looks like one of his other works listed there is a restaurant review just labeled "RAMEN", but it looks like you have to pay or subscribe to that local paper to read it.
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# ¿ Sep 9, 2016 21:17 |
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Mr. 47 posted:Making fun of a disabled person for being disabled is wrong, I feel. Unless they became disabled for a stupid reason, like climbing a water tower or skateboarding. Or if you're making fun of them for a different, legitimate reason, like they got sucked into some retarded MLM like Amway or something. Right, I'm disabled myself. Making fun of my handicaps, not cool. Making fun of my goon habits and social failures, I have noone to blame but myself.
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# ¿ Sep 12, 2016 06:33 |
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Fathis Munk posted:That's a pretty small coffin Yup. Ninja Edit: (see what I did there?) I know I'm going to Hell, because I smile every time I notice how pissed grandma is in that picture.
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# ¿ Sep 12, 2016 16:18 |
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twistedmentat posted:
Is that some sort of airsoft rifle? Yup, he'll sure show those terrorists what's up.
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# ¿ Sep 13, 2016 05:02 |
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I think my favorite Brony pictures are when there's a group shot and you spot a girl suddenly rethinking her life choices right then and there. Never gets old, each time I see one.
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# ¿ Sep 15, 2016 02:52 |
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Grimlook posted:What show is that? Lazytown I think. My son had some movies he'd watch as a toddler that had previews of it on there. Never actually have seen the show however.
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# ¿ Sep 16, 2016 16:25 |
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The Mentalizer posted:I always wonder what the hell he was doing to give himself that pattern of cuts on his fivehead. Other than trying to extract bugs that aren't there, I mean. Is it possible he had a bottle broken over his face in a fight or something?
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# ¿ Sep 18, 2016 06:46 |
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Knee posted:A little off topic and from pages ago, but I've only just caught up on the thread. That's incredibly useful! Thank you!
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# ¿ Sep 18, 2016 06:58 |
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Okay studio, I want you to make it look like I'm having sex with myself, and that neither one of me is thrilled with this turn of events.
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# ¿ Sep 20, 2016 17:32 |
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That's the look of the coolest 11 year old in the school. pssh, whatever. School photos are lame anyways.
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# ¿ Sep 22, 2016 04:25 |
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perfect.
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# ¿ Sep 24, 2016 04:50 |
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You think gas station customers are bad, try working at a bottle/can deposit redemption/recycling place. (I now live in MI where they're just part of grocery stores, but once upon a time lived in CA, where they were their own standalone businesses in the middle of parking lots). Pretty much 4 out of 5 customers (the ratio was even higher for regulars) was likely homeless, and definitely had mental problems, most were unwashed, I had more than one try to pick fights with me, not to mention how many thought that because I'm white, I'd automatically agree with whatever racist tripe they'd start spewing. Oh, and nearly every customer would come in with a grin on their face like I was handing out free money. Quite a few were disappointed at just how far a garbage bag of 0.05 dollar cans will not get you. Of course this was MY fault. Also I was left alone with these people all day every day, plus had no environmental protection while sitting on a blacktop parking lot, and I had to regularly wade through sharp garbage. Fun job.
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# ¿ Sep 26, 2016 21:49 |
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Mastodon Compound posted:Holy crap, were you in san diego? Nah, way up north, like, over an hour north of Sac. The way it would work is you could use the two self service machines, which were all me as far as maintaining them, especially making sure they didn't get overloaded--in plain sight of the people who kept shoving their water bottles in...especially Chinese grocers for some reason. They'd have TONS of water bottles that they insisted on feeding individually for some reason. Like, truck loads once a month each. I have no idea why that specific demographic had so many drat plastic water bottles. Or then there was the far faster (but not quite as good a deal) method of filling special plastic barrels we had on hand, and having me weigh them instead on our specialty tared scale. One morning, just as I open, a few different people start showing up, not so crazy. What was crazy was the guy who thought I was racist because I helped the white guy who had his one barrel ready before the first guy (who was not white, and was uh, quite large) was finished getting his four barrels filled as he had got there before the white guy. And refused to listen to reason that the other guy was finished with his transaction before he was even ready to be helped. I uh, wound up going to the hospital, and didn't last too much longer at that job after that. He also nearly started decking other customers who were telling him to just take his payout and go.
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# ¿ Sep 27, 2016 06:24 |
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You Are A Elf posted:So I found this folder of images on an old hard drive entitled "Florida Mug Shots":
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# ¿ Sep 30, 2016 15:36 |
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Hey buddy, you got some food stuck in your beard...
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# ¿ Sep 30, 2016 15:46 |
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Cosima posted:Ten years ago I worked in a store that rented porn dvds. I have some absolute horror stories, but one dude stands out because he was just such a tedious dickhead. He had the nerve to throw a fit at me because he thought I was purposely refusing to search for a video he wanted but could only remember the name of the actress. We argued for awhile and eventually I told him to gtfo and never come back. A few weeks later I see him downtown and he comes up to me crying and loudly apologising, then he moved in for a hug which I very stiffly endured. I guess he didn't have access to the internet or something. Sorry about that, I thought you and I had made a special connection...
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# ¿ Oct 3, 2016 00:39 |
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# ¿ May 2, 2024 00:48 |
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Dreddout posted:"Model" is a pretty good euphemism for an off the clock hooker. They're still paid for their time.
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# ¿ Oct 6, 2016 00:55 |