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Khazar-khum posted:That's a Real Doll, not a stuffed and mounted woman, right? right?
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Aug 27, 2016 00:41
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forums poster, skander, please do not draw me into this horror movie plot
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Aug 27, 2016 00:55
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I never knew Ricky Gervais was atheist 
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Aug 27, 2016 04:17
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Mildly Amusing posted:Are you kidding? He won't loving shut up about it 
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Aug 27, 2016 12:43
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Photoshopping the predator and xenomorph into the picture is a slick move because I didn't actually realise the girl was photoshopped in too.
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Davoren posted:Watch the whole thing, I dare you. 17 seconds
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Sep 5, 2016 22:28
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Once in geography our heavily pregnant teacher caught two girls passing a note bitching about her featuring the line "will that loving baby ever pop out". Then the teacher gave us a 10 minute or so speech about the problems and pains of the pregnancy and having to get injections etc. and it was the most awkward 10 minutes I've ever experienced in a classroom until I saw that video e: actually it was nine minutes because towards the end my friend whispered "will this be on the test" in my ear and the final minute was spent getting sick in my mouth trying not to laugh.
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Sep 5, 2016 23:50
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Picnic Princess posted:My favourite was in grade 7 when our math teacher lost it when a few spitballs hit the screen at the front and threw a desk. He was put on medical leave for heart problems, and was replaced with a middle-aged Scottish woman who wore dress suits made of leather every day and was perpetually angry for no reason at all. Our religion teacher got stabbed in the heart when he was 20 and you could reliably waste 20 minutes a class by bringing it up. I will never forget the weird marketing cadence he had when he said "luckily I was stabbed outside Ireland's leading cardiac hospital". There was also the time he spent a double class on Islam telling us about how messed up the banana trade was but I can't remember how he got sidetracked with that. We also had an incredibly hot maths teacher every year because she was the only one could teach in Irish, the illusion was shattered when we realised the reason she randomly left class and stood out in the hall was to safely fart. Or at least that was the leading theory. A sequel to the geography teacher story is when she left on maternity leave the replacement teacher arrived just before parent teacher evening and called us all up to the top of the class to get to know us a bit. We were allowed sit wherever we wanted because she was new and didn't know the seating plan so all five boys in the class sat in a row down the back. as she was calling up the other guys beside us the bestie leaned in and told me he had just gone on the bone and if I'd go up first while he went to the bathroom. Obviously I refused and he stuffed his hands in his pockets and tried to pull the crotch of his trousers forward and bend over a bit while he was talking to her and I told everyone down the back what was happening.
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Selklubber posted:http://vgperson.tumblr.com/post/21533650696/help-the-girl-i-like-wont-respond-to-my-emails I have no idea if this is real but it's great.
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Sep 6, 2016 12:11
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The fplus have an episode or two about online "is it legal to X" communities and one of them was about transporting a body across state lines in the back of a pickup. e: also that Chad pick is super AUG but lmbo if you think that text is real 
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Sep 7, 2016 02:33
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Mr. 47 posted:My coworker had a Game of Thrones-themed wedding. Surprisingly, everyone survived which, I feel, violated the theme slightly. The groom made the odd choice of dressing as Littlefinger. Apart from the really obvious ones like a maester and Daenyres it's super hard to know who any of them are supposed to be, it's very awkward though. At my brother's wedding they played the Imperial March from Star Wars when he and his wife entered the reception and imo that is a fine level of nerdiness. I have no idea why people want to define their whole wedding by the media they consume. 
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Sep 8, 2016 15:12
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Mr. 47 posted:Although I wouldn't hold them up as role models either, I would argue that Varis and Jaimie are pretty drat stylish. Nikolaj Coster-Waldou can and has made garbage bags look sexy
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Sep 9, 2016 15:47
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Sep 9, 2016 20:08
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I got incredibly high the other night and watched all of the infomericals for The Gathering of the Juggalos and honestly it was a life altering experience that'd I'd recommend to everyone.     and one more of Boondox because he's my favourite  
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Sep 12, 2016 16:56
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A lot of the acts at The Gathering have a shared universe with ICP too which is bizarre, there are so many layers.
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Sep 12, 2016 20:55
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Ularg posted:To make things clear, how are NSFW images supposed to be posted. Assuming they should be posted at all. Just a link to the imgur page instead of a direct link to the image? Cause even if I get rid of the img tags I don't know what addons people might have on their browser that auto loads those links. Cause I can hover over an imgur link and load the picture, NSFW or not. I guess there is just no way skander posted:Tag it nws; don't hover mouse. what does thsi evn mean?
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Sep 16, 2016 03:47
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oldpainless posted:Don't post nsfw images at all but instead describe them in excruciating detail with 500 words minimum please provide an accompanying mp3 audio reading e: make it .flac
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Sep 16, 2016 03:52
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Somfin posted:The legendary sixhead Checks out 
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Sep 16, 2016 03:56
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I thought Sege was taking the piss by putting NWS tags on a youtube link but sadly he was not the piss taker
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Sep 16, 2016 04:35
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I am like 400 posts behind but 90-Day Fiancé came up and I watched the first half of season one. It is the ultimate trash tv and some of the couples are genuinely sweet and you want to see it work out and then there is my mainest of main men Mohammed. Clearly lying to Danielle about loving her and then he finds out she's lying about being a rich American, glorious.
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Sep 26, 2016 12:33
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Jesus those teeth
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Sep 26, 2016 17:27
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bradzilla posted:you're dumb as hell I liked that they noticed one thing on the computer screen but not the much larger thing.
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Sep 27, 2016 22:43
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I didn't even notice that lmao, this dude is good!
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Sep 28, 2016 01:18
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It looks like a porn parody with all the sex cut out
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Sep 29, 2016 00:23
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For the dude asking 90 day fiancé is great. In the states they have a 90 day visa for people to come to the US to marry their partner/fiancé before the end of the 90 day visa. Some of the couples seem genuinely sweet (mainly young ones) and I'm a sap and always hope it works out for them. The real pull though is the obvious green card scammers because it is so obvious what they're up to but they end up with awful people so it's hard to say who's being more taken advantage of. They also tend to have awkward English so they say things that are way more truthful than they intend like "she is ehh tolerable to me"
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Sep 29, 2016 23:13
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Burt Sexual posted:This seems highly against the law, at least the spirit. How are these people not watched like a hawk and the network not charged with false pretense? Why bother? Tv fame is something else I guess. People go on steve Wilkos The couples exist before the show so it's no different than what the visa is intended for
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Sep 30, 2016 10:43
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Hearing him say microsuck constantly is reminding me of people who vocalise lol and lmao
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Sep 30, 2016 23:07
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Cosima posted:The fact that he enters the shot at the beginning is so annoying. It's great actually and he reminds me of that amazing flirt trainer I like how the camera occasionally refocuses and slowly zooms in or the first five seconds of dead silence before he starts talking. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CUYQ2DMddYA https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TiqWXwuzqEk
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Oct 1, 2016 01:14
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im high and this is incredibly powerful and intense https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=37Jkv2fkUbg
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Oct 1, 2016 01:18
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take me you ANIMAL posted:Yea, apparently it is: Being able to die from something doesn't make it complex. Somfin posted:I'm the camera wobble at the very start of an "experts' village" video I love it so much, like how the gently caress do they not have a stable shot established.
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Oct 1, 2016 01:42
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Cosima posted:"Who are the best flirts in the world?... Well actually they're little kids." quick zoom half an inch closer on his face I like when he explains the concept of a smile and how it can be used to let others know you're happy and therfore chicks will want you.
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Oct 1, 2016 23:58
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At first I thought you meant he was legitimately doing an investigation on oral porn fans
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Oct 3, 2016 00:50
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I can always respect a discerning consumer but I'm glad I've never had to try and work out if a customer is masturbating or not. I went looking for a viral cringe video from a while back but couldn't find the original I was thinking of but this one is the same guy, maybe it's a put on though. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0f_ec37PXNQ e: Not AUG (I accept the six hours with the kind of stern grace that becomes me) but I think the thread will like this https://twitter.com/Wario64/status/782630097480093697 EmmyOk has a new favorite as of 01:10 on Oct 3, 2016 |
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Oct 3, 2016 01:05
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The newest Final Fantasy
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Oct 3, 2016 01:57
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I am not saying the "are you autistic" video is not AUG because the silence afterwards is super cringey but I always assumed that kid had autism himself and was hoping one of his heroes was like him 
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Oct 5, 2016 00:42
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In every picture he has the facial expression of the shithead kid in a YA book getting his comeuppance.
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The dude taking the mic and pushing him away without standing is great because he must have to do it so often.
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