Serge Painsbourg posted:

Here's a live one. The person behind this blog is either a sick pervert, a world-class parody artist, or both.

http://realmorphs.tumblr.com

Hihohe posted:

Where is guy who makes furry sex dolls starting with a skeleton.

cash crab posted:

This is truly good content.


So is this, but it makes me want to gouge my eyes out.

Ularg posted:

Stop iiiit.

treiz01 posted:

The moral of the story is, let's keep it to people who are hosed up looking by nature, or design!

But not the design of arsonists.

Ularg posted:

It's okay, just remove and move on. I just don't want to see the AUG thread die again.

Dienes posted:

Even the innocuous one has a leather posture collar....

Ularg posted:

I bet he played Rainbow 6 Siege and went "Man I gotta have that!"

Je suis fatigue posted:

The keyboard

Then hotglue it to idk, either a shin guard or an archery arm guard

LifeSunDeath posted:

Or powerglove

Fathis Munk posted:

What a weird game that was.

Fathis Munk posted:

Yes? That post wasn't a question


Gotta do it one at a time afaik.

gentle pete posted:

Hjalmar posted:

Hansel & Gretel, but the witch is thirsty instead of hungry.

Somfin posted:

Jesus gently caress christ. Starting out with a solid two-minute block of racial non-jokes, then into just autobiographical babbling, then back to racial non-jokes. I love the slow trickle of people leaving the show.

Okay. For those of you wondering how bad this poo poo really is, at 5:34 he starts talking about his dad. The joke is about how his dad said he had to walk seven miles uphill to get to school in the morning and then another eight uphill to get home every night, that sort of poo poo.

He finishes belaboring the point of this joke at 7:52.

He spends two minutes and eighteen seconds grinding away on one "joke" and never hits anything resembling a punchline.

A CRUNK BIRD posted:

Lol of course you're here immediately

Sponge Baathist posted:

quote the above posts on this page for thread content

Big Centipede posted:

A few years ago my cousins wife was killed in a car accident while I was staying at their home. It was heartbreaking hearing my cousins voice break as he tried to explain to their 2 children why their mommy was never coming back from her trip to the store.

goose willis posted:

CelticPredator posted:

It Follows sequel looking spooky.

Nuebot posted:

Sometimes it's encouraging to know that even pretty people can be the worst and weirdest.

Munchables posted:

Howdy, I'm here to ruin your day some more. I know it's like 4-5 pages ago, and he's been posted multiple timea, but bad-teeth dvd guy is even worse. As was said before, he was charged and convicted for molesting his little sister. But here's where it gets good. To prove to people on the internet (he was also going to use the video as proof in court I believe) that he was innocent, he recorded himself talking about how he was only into scat and mainly his own scat. Thus obviously he couldn't have raped her because there was no scat, and certainly not his. He decided to prove his point by making GBS threads into his own hand and loving his poo poo and jacking his poo poo. Hope I made your day a bit brighter, folks!

throw to first drat IT posted:

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cnut posted:

So graceful

Xen Tricks posted:

I have nothing personal against her because I'm not an enraged sexless idiot but wow that's a fuckin skeletor nose right there. How can you be p chubby and have a bone beak

Somfin posted:

American media has a really weird thing where it basically makes male dad characters' (ex-)wives and daughters into the same entity. And then that gets overlaid with the tendency to sexualise the gently caress out of every female character in media. It leads to this weird state where American men believe that they're entitled to their daughters in some weird quasi-incestuous ownership thing that just gets weirder and more worrying the more you think about it.

Hjalmar posted:

i mean, the president for sure

Cowslips Warren posted:

Last weekend there was some 'wild news across the world' story on the radio about a German woman who visited a brothel, got pregnant, and was suing the man for child support.