AUG Thread: Stop arguing about some strangers vulva. This is literally a thread rule

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cash crab: Apr 5, 2015; all the time i am eating from the trashcan. the name of this trashcan is ideology

Welcome back to another installment of Awkward, Ugly and Gross, where the points are made up and the derails don't matter! Although we've had many problems with this thread in the past, mods have agreed to reopen it under one condition: This will be a very heavily modded thread. Read the OP.

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No arguing about what is/isn't ugly/awkward. No one cares. This one is important. Break it and risk a probation. It's impossible to call out poor content in this thread without creating a pages-long debate so just don't do it.
To avoid tempting people into call outs:

Post people who look awkward, not reasonably normal people who you think are awkward because of their gender identity or race or whatever. Happy smiling trans woman != awkward. Terrifying seven foot tall cross dresser = yes probably awkward. Chubby person != awkward. Chubby person wearing a My Little Pony shirt and/or hugging a waifu pillow = super awkward. Okay? Okay.

Don't post your wacky friends. No one cares.

Don't just post a single link to a Youtube video with no content or description.

Tag NWS images & links. If you think it might be even remotely NWS, tag it.

Do not come to this thread with the express purpose of complaining about its existence. No one cares.

NEW: Do not take pictures of strangers without their permission, and then post it here. We have no control over what other internet people post, but it always, always starts a derail. Exceptions include public performers or people who've given you express permission, but not randoms.

Special announcement: 99.9% of Tumblr posts that are like, "Eating lettuce is disrespectful to plantkin (◡‿◡✿) uwu" are troll posts and the fact that any of you are still tricked by them is utterly remarkable to me. Also, I will probate you.

I personally do not care about reposts. The following are reposts (probably), but hopefully we can get some new content here, as well.

The Silent Hill Wiki Circumcision Meltdown of 2015

Once more, remember: No arguing about what is, and isn't, AUG. Beauty is in the eye of the beholder, and since nature is all about balance, the counter is true as well.

cash crab has a new favorite as of 19:53 on Dec 13, 2016

# ¿ Aug 22, 2016 21:21

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# ¿ Apr 30, 2024 05:31

cash crab: Apr 5, 2015; all the time i am eating from the trashcan. the name of this trashcan is ideology

Y'all are delivering too well, too early.

# ¿ Aug 23, 2016 05:29

cash crab: Apr 5, 2015; all the time i am eating from the trashcan. the name of this trashcan is ideology

Also, FYI, I am the only mod who has agreed to participate in this thread, so uh... tread with that knowledge.

# ¿ Aug 23, 2016 05:32

cash crab: Apr 5, 2015; all the time i am eating from the trashcan. the name of this trashcan is ideology

Groke posted:

There's always retro-phrenology, where you adjust someone's personality and abilities by adjusting the shape of their skull. It provably works, too; if you hit someone over the head even just lightly, their personality is likely to change in the direction of "more irritable" and if you hit harder you may cause permanent alterations in cognitive capability, etc.

Perfect

# ¿ Aug 24, 2016 14:13

cash crab: Apr 5, 2015; all the time i am eating from the trashcan. the name of this trashcan is ideology

Also:

# ¿ Aug 24, 2016 14:25

cash crab: Apr 5, 2015; all the time i am eating from the trashcan. the name of this trashcan is ideology

Sociopastry posted:

On the chemicals subject: I am super sad because my bf's mom is an anti vaxxer. She once, in all seriousness, told me that the reason I have crippling depression and ptsd is because I take medication for it, and then went on to tell me that the reason my sister had allergies is because we were both vaccinated as children but that "it's worse for red heads". Like, what?

Well, yeah? Redheads are the devil's vessels.

# ¿ Aug 24, 2016 20:06

cash crab: Apr 5, 2015; all the time i am eating from the trashcan. the name of this trashcan is ideology

Serge Painsbourg posted:

http://realmorphs.tumblr.com

# ¿ Aug 25, 2016 05:25

cash crab: Apr 5, 2015; all the time i am eating from the trashcan. the name of this trashcan is ideology

Palette cleanser, anyone?

Also, sorry if this guy rules instead of being awkward, my weird-o-metre is broken for some reason

# ¿ Aug 25, 2016 05:28

cash crab: Apr 5, 2015; all the time i am eating from the trashcan. the name of this trashcan is ideology

# ¿ Aug 26, 2016 17:01

cash crab: Apr 5, 2015; all the time i am eating from the trashcan. the name of this trashcan is ideology

skander posted:

It's a photo I found on the sidewalk in '84 or '85.

This extra detail makes the picture exceptional.

e:

Important classic

cash crab has a new favorite as of 04:09 on Aug 27, 2016

# ¿ Aug 27, 2016 03:32

cash crab: Apr 5, 2015; all the time i am eating from the trashcan. the name of this trashcan is ideology

Imagining paying money for this magazine

# ¿ Aug 27, 2016 04:14

cash crab: Apr 5, 2015; all the time i am eating from the trashcan. the name of this trashcan is ideology

Serge Painsbourg posted:

Ahmed Angel. I figured I should make up for that horrifying Tumblr I posted earlier.

Holy poo poo

# ¿ Aug 27, 2016 05:43

cash crab: Apr 5, 2015; all the time i am eating from the trashcan. the name of this trashcan is ideology

# ¿ Aug 28, 2016 01:29

cash crab: Apr 5, 2015; all the time i am eating from the trashcan. the name of this trashcan is ideology

here instead of IoSM because that face gives me the same dejected sad feeling that this thread does

e:

:nws:

https://67.media.tumblr.com/5cfc057fae8c3f0aeb6d91fff0ba777e/tumblr_ockv4xhKBc1qgh75xo1_540.jpg :nws:

cash crab has a new favorite as of 04:18 on Aug 28, 2016

# ¿ Aug 28, 2016 03:18

cash crab: Apr 5, 2015; all the time i am eating from the trashcan. the name of this trashcan is ideology

Megabound posted:

I... used to go to that piercing place he works at. They had another guy there who would proposition girls at shows and conventions, but only after he found out they that were younger than 18.

# ¿ Aug 28, 2016 13:43

cash crab: Apr 5, 2015; all the time i am eating from the trashcan. the name of this trashcan is ideology

I'm flossing right now!

# ¿ Aug 29, 2016 05:41

cash crab: Apr 5, 2015; all the time i am eating from the trashcan. the name of this trashcan is ideology

# ¿ Sep 1, 2016 07:10

cash crab: Apr 5, 2015; all the time i am eating from the trashcan. the name of this trashcan is ideology

Prokhor Zakharov posted:

Yesssss

# ¿ Sep 1, 2016 16:35

cash crab: Apr 5, 2015; all the time i am eating from the trashcan. the name of this trashcan is ideology

# ¿ Sep 2, 2016 00:24

cash crab: Apr 5, 2015; all the time i am eating from the trashcan. the name of this trashcan is ideology

china bot posted:

from this AUG goldmine: https://www.instagram.com/erikgarciabat

Goldmine indeed.

# ¿ Sep 2, 2016 16:42

cash crab: Apr 5, 2015; all the time i am eating from the trashcan. the name of this trashcan is ideology

bringmyfishback posted:

Uhm

I literally cannot pick my favourite picture in this post. Have you been hoarding these?

# ¿ Sep 3, 2016 03:59

cash crab: Apr 5, 2015; all the time i am eating from the trashcan. the name of this trashcan is ideology

Inzombiac posted:

They're from an Imgur gallery that gets recycled about five times a day.

Man, if only I was on Imgur five times a day.

# ¿ Sep 4, 2016 05:39

cash crab: Apr 5, 2015; all the time i am eating from the trashcan. the name of this trashcan is ideology

https://www.facebook.com/ilovepraya247/videos/vb.5139997/10105256694159612/?type=2&theater

:shrug:

I can only find this video on Facebook. This is probably to contain its awesomeness, and its :nws:

-ness.

# ¿ Sep 5, 2016 13:45

cash crab: Apr 5, 2015; all the time i am eating from the trashcan. the name of this trashcan is ideology

Picnic Princess posted:

Have this instead, same lady.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4zX8mIs_0SA

I really like this because his exhausted reactions make me feel less alone in my suffering.

Davoren posted:

Watch the whole thing, I dare you.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AL3_TsKA_Z0

I got seven seconds into "Work", 00:36 in total. I am a god.

# ¿ Sep 5, 2016 22:42

cash crab: Apr 5, 2015; all the time i am eating from the trashcan. the name of this trashcan is ideology

Davoren posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U_-n7_GZ2G8

is that kurt russell

# ¿ Sep 5, 2016 23:44

cash crab: Apr 5, 2015; all the time i am eating from the trashcan. the name of this trashcan is ideology

# ¿ Sep 6, 2016 21:57

cash crab: Apr 5, 2015; all the time i am eating from the trashcan. the name of this trashcan is ideology

PureEvil6_13 posted:

I posted the picture comment for this meth-head. She is disgusting in every way.

It only took eight pages for the AUG to appear from inside the thread. Is this how proud parents feel?

# ¿ Sep 7, 2016 04:16

cash crab: Apr 5, 2015; all the time i am eating from the trashcan. the name of this trashcan is ideology

Lucky for you kids, I'm the only person with mod powers who will oversee this thread, and I am draconian in many respects. Speaking of which, I will allow maximum three more posts dogpiling PureEvil before we move on.

# ¿ Sep 7, 2016 04:41

cash crab: Apr 5, 2015; all the time i am eating from the trashcan. the name of this trashcan is ideology

# ¿ Sep 7, 2016 15:50

cash crab: Apr 5, 2015; all the time i am eating from the trashcan. the name of this trashcan is ideology

Pastry of the Year posted:

Baaz or Bozak, I need to know if you're gonna blow up

I am whichever is taller and more handsome

supreme classic

# ¿ Sep 7, 2016 18:13

cash crab: Apr 5, 2015; all the time i am eating from the trashcan. the name of this trashcan is ideology

^^^

chitoryu12 posted:

Yikes

# ¿ Sep 8, 2016 23:56

cash crab: Apr 5, 2015; all the time i am eating from the trashcan. the name of this trashcan is ideology

Picnic Princess posted:

Does anyone remember her Tumblr url? I remember this from the last AUG iteration, her blog was very weird.

# ¿ Sep 10, 2016 08:47

cash crab: Apr 5, 2015; all the time i am eating from the trashcan. the name of this trashcan is ideology

Garrand posted:

I don't get people who name themselves after their favorite food.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ON4sOlxvtbU

# ¿ Sep 11, 2016 01:05

cash crab: Apr 5, 2015; all the time i am eating from the trashcan. the name of this trashcan is ideology

What the gently caress is this disgusting love-in

# ¿ Sep 11, 2016 23:06

cash crab: Apr 5, 2015; all the time i am eating from the trashcan. the name of this trashcan is ideology

If I see one more of you caring about one another and making well-meaning fun so help me God

# ¿ Sep 12, 2016 02:32

cash crab: Apr 5, 2015; all the time i am eating from the trashcan. the name of this trashcan is ideology

That reminds me of the wedding where all the guys were wearing Fox hoodies, but way sadder (and weirder).

Also, I want to say that I appreciate everyone's efforts to self-regulate this thread, but for the love of God, please read the OP. I am the arbiter of stuff being thread-appropriate, not you. Any iteration of:

" :colbert:

This isn't AUG" or
" :byodood:

I DON'T LIKE [x] CONTENT"

will result in probation. I will have less patience as this thread grows.

# ¿ Sep 12, 2016 14:50

cash crab: Apr 5, 2015; all the time i am eating from the trashcan. the name of this trashcan is ideology

Addendum: posting, for example, Ladybeard (I'm on mobile, help me out here) and saying, "Haha, that guy rules" doesn't count.

# ¿ Sep 12, 2016 15:15

cash crab: Apr 5, 2015; all the time i am eating from the trashcan. the name of this trashcan is ideology

PiratePing posted:

In a way this article makes them sound almost dopey-cute, bless their trashy little juggahearts:

Then again...

This cleared up my skin

# ¿ Sep 13, 2016 04:06

cash crab: Apr 5, 2015; all the time i am eating from the trashcan. the name of this trashcan is ideology

I am reminded suddenly of sad Walmart shoppers:

Sorry about the watermark on this one, but it's just too good to omit.

Additionally, today I discovered that there is an entire genre of softcore porn that revolves around people exposing themselves in Walmart, more deliberately than normal.

# ¿ Sep 13, 2016 14:54

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# ¿ Apr 30, 2024 05:31

cash crab: Apr 5, 2015; all the time i am eating from the trashcan. the name of this trashcan is ideology

twistedmentat posted:

Just ew.

I'm the cross on the wall

# ¿ Sep 13, 2016 18:39

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