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Knormal
Nov 11, 2001

I got this ad the other day. Torrid really knows their market.

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Knormal
Nov 11, 2001

IamnotJoe posted:

So what did you buy from that collection?
I'll have you know I'm an overweight man, thank you very much :colbert:

It was on some link I followed from the Idiots on Social Media thread, so it was fitting.

Knormal
Nov 11, 2001

Just to make sure everyone's aware too, those aren't just random girls he pulled off GIS, they're all pornstars, mostly from the "barely legal" category . He identifies them all with a hashtag in the post.

Also I really want to know what the hell he did to Dakota Skye, because here's what she normally looks like.


And here's his version. I think he stretched out her head for some reason.

Knormal
Nov 11, 2001

CeramicPig posted:

And for the newest addition to the classiest family

Oh man, the "respect" line they added really speaks volumes.

Knormal
Nov 11, 2001

Kaiju15 posted:

Here's a screenshot dump from when I tried online dating.

http://imgur.com/a/XtyGb
I'll never get the women who base their entire profile around their children. If you have children by all means mention it, but like this one...

It doesn't look like there's any more of the profile that's cut off there, does she really want to attract guys who read there's three young girls there and that's all they need to hear?

Knormal
Nov 11, 2001

Panfilo posted:

What would you prefer , a woman with kids who omitted it only for it to inevitably come up once things got serious, or a woman that's at least honest about it?

The women with photos of their kids are easily screening out the guys who are not interested in dating a mom.
Of course not, mention that you have kids, but then maybe, just maybe, mention something a little about yourself too? To give someone a reason to want to meet you? Like Betsy here, from that gallery.


I HUNGER

Knormal
Nov 11, 2001

WrenP-Complete posted:

Cushing syndrome is associated with upper body fat distribution, but I am not that kind of doctor, so its an educated guess.



"Buffalo hump?" Really? Rude.
God drat, there's some hilarious medical diagrams if you Google that.



Knormal
Nov 11, 2001

Is this like a cock vore crossover with the fanart thread?

Knormal
Nov 11, 2001

Tara Strong's... a little weird. Not like in a way that would normally be bad enough to post in this thread, but just go through her Twitter, and especially watch some of the Vines. She just seems to get really into the characters she voices. And I think she's active enough online to be aware of the true nature of bronies.

https://twitter.com/tarastrong

Apparently she went to New York Comic Con cosplaying as Harley Quinn (who she voices), which is actually a pretty genius way of hiding in plain sight.

Knormal
Nov 11, 2001

Wait that looks to be a digital camera she's holding. How is that picture not from the 70's or early 80's?

Knormal
Nov 11, 2001

chitoryu12 posted:

It looks like a cheap point-and-shoot 35mm like a Kodak Star or something. I have a few like that in my collection from the 1990s.
What's all the stuff on the back? All the point-and-shoots I'm used to just had blank backs for the film door.

I mean, you're probably right considering the rest of the picture. Maybe she just put stickers on it or something.

Knormal
Nov 11, 2001

Anyone still looking for a Halloween costume?

https://www.etsy.com/listing/483209293/mature-content-bdsm-vagina-mask
(:nws: if the link didn't tell you)

Imgur backup in case the Etsy listing goes down: http://imgur.com/h3kJAho

Knormal
Nov 11, 2001

Tasteful Dickpic posted:

Does the vagina line up with your mouth? Is there an actual hole?

Can you gently caress it?
I was going to say there would have to be a hole to let the wearer breathe, but on second look if there is a hole there it wouldn't be big enough for a person to get enough air. So I'm forced to assume the person modeling that mask is dead.

Knormal
Nov 11, 2001

Well I have no shame and watched the video, and it seems to pretty clearly be a joke. There's plenty of other "comedy" bits on his channel that fit perfectly well in this thread.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XlWYTlHGXrk

Knormal
Nov 11, 2001

Psychobabble! posted:

Catfish is an awful show I got stuck watching at the doctors office the other day, and this guy is peak aug: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ObspgOKgfuQ (start at 1:05)

sad dude thinks he's dating katy parry
Dude looks like Hannah Hart from My Drunk Kitchen on crack in the thumbnail.

Knormal
Nov 11, 2001

Why do they even let you upload your own image when the best possible choice is one of their examples.



Everyone's suitcase should look exactly like this!

Knormal
Nov 11, 2001

This is who you go get your picture taken with in an Oklahoman mall for Christmas.

Knormal
Nov 11, 2001

Yeah Chrischan has a Patreon now for a SonicChu comic or something. I'm not going to find it and link it because it's just more sad than funny at this point, but I'm sure it's on the wiki if you're so inclined.

Knormal
Nov 11, 2001

Burt Sexual posted:

Imagine the woman
No.

Knormal
Nov 11, 2001

You know that recurring dream everyone has, where your scrotum comes to life and starts eating mealworms?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xAV8zPUHzj4

Knormal
Nov 11, 2001

goose willis posted:

Why is there some random rusty grate stuck into a living room floor
That's her toilet.

Knormal
Nov 11, 2001

I feel the need to crosspost this from the bootleg thread.

Autechresaint posted:

Does creepy guy on YouTube modifying toys to add genitalia count as bootleg? He says he sells finished versions. They look terrible, worse than the professional versions.

NWS warning for realistic plastic fake genitals
https://youtu.be/07YmJEreZNM
Which led me to this:
https://youtu.be/lk6OFTfhMMo?t=5m12s (also :nws:)

Knormal
Nov 11, 2001

Paladinus posted:

I hope the voice actress at least got paid well for this gig.
Someone in the Youtube comments said they were clips ripped from "Her".

Knormal
Nov 11, 2001

NoNotTheMindProbe posted:

I was wondering what the censor boxed were for. How do you get nipples in shot from that angle.
Those are four-dimensional anime girls, like hypercubes with breasts.

Knormal
Nov 11, 2001

I couldn't decide if this should go here or the "Post Images That Look NWS But Aren't" thread because that's usually where these kind of unfortunate background object alignment pictures end up, but settled on here because it totally is not work safe because it's straight-up porn. When photographing your porn stars squatting please pay attention to what's behind them.

:nws:http://i.imgur.com/nJzgfhh.jpg:nws:

Knormal
Nov 11, 2001

Bus long?

Knormal
Nov 11, 2001

cyberia posted:

From the Golden Corral yelp page:


I completely thought that guy was a vaper at first glance.

Knormal
Nov 11, 2001

"My eyes are down here!"

Knormal
Nov 11, 2001

hyperhazard posted:

The Middle East actually has the fattest population outside of small Pacific islands. Having lived there, I can 100% vouch for that.
How is Andorra a tiny island of fat in the middle of otherwise fairly healthy Europe?

Knormal
Nov 11, 2001

You're all assuming he has the name "Heather" tattooed on him, maybe he just has some pretty flowers on his neck?

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Knormal
Nov 11, 2001



This man is a state senator who introduced a bill trying to stop cost-of-living increases for pensions. Why do so many politicians not seem to know how to smile?

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