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TotalLossBrain posted:

Oh dear. Where are her ankle bones?

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Knormal posted:

Of course not, mention that you have kids, but then maybe, just maybe, mention something a little about yourself too? To give someone a reason to want to meet you? Like Betsy here, from that gallery.


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Dreddout posted:

Pretty soon people will be trepanning themselves as a fashion statement.

Watrick posted:

I see your post and raise you:

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Munchables posted:

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best bale posted:

Sand. Motherfucking SAND in one room of your house. I can't even begin to imagine the nightmare that would create.

Guy Goodbody posted:

Hot tip for everyone: don't google monster girl encyclopedia.

cash crab posted:

Is that a goiter?

Lordshmee posted:

For as long as I live I will never forget the phrase, "nice, tight, purposeful stream," used by a college biology professor to describe the design of the urethra. It's like rifling. Every time I see a dick open like that all I can think is that peeing must be an unpleasant experience.

Jerry Cotton posted:

I've got a shirt that says Edward but I'm not Edward.

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Vorpal Cat posted:

Ị̡̼v̤̀ͅ ̘͔̯I̜̪͖̗͟ ͏j̩̺̺͚j̩̫j҉̰̟j̩̟̬̭͕̮j̖̺͖̻͖̞͔n̢̬͎̟n̸̼j͏͈̥͖͎j̢͇͔̫͓͉̲b̳̣̗̫͍̤̗v̧̠̙̹v̞̭̯ ̰͎̝̺́i̘̫̼̩̞̝i̢̹͓i̗̳̫̪̤̭͞ i̱͍̗̫̫͈̪o͔͓̯͓ ̥̖̥k͙̻̳i͔͕̬̦̪̺̙ ̫̙͖̤͟i̬͉̫̱͓͇̲l̛̼̟̩ͅ ͏̜̰̟̤̮̠ͅjj҉̗mg͇̪̫̘j̴̦̯̯͉̤j͙̘͎̼̕j ̥͓͓̩j͖̰̮̦͔̟ ͈͎m͔̦n͚m͇̺̩ ̥̣͕̮n̛n̢ m̧̯u̸̠͓̹̠̳͕̹m̭̩̖͔̹̙̻ ͡i͇͖͈̟̣̳͔͝m͇̭m͖̗̠͕̲un͎͖̮e̛̫̳̤͇ ̢̮̺͈̳h̼.̛c̶͖̞͙ ̫̹͙̗h͈͝ ͖g̳̮̭̙͍͡ ̶̲̫̹͕n̺̣͡ṳ̣̤̲̦͔̰͜m̩͍͖̜̺ͅj̷̟̠jh̳̦̝̣̪͜n̤̞͈͈̹j̮͓̻͈̰͞ͅf̮͖̭̤̥F͔̩h̠̗̥̺͈m̮̲̤͕̪͉m̲̬͈̥͜e̼͉j͚͙͙̮̩͘k͏k̫̠̗͎̝͈b͍ͅͅj̦͇͉͔̮͍͓͠j̺͚̳͔͇J̝͉̦̤̻͉̳u̴j͙̭͢vd̳̱̥̟̻̩p̖̭̠̳̝͝l̸͈̦̺̠u̗̳͕̠̠g̡͉̙͙̦j҉͙̝̦̭̞j̢̭̜̭ ̶̹j̹͓̬͍̻̥͜m̶6̙̩ n̹͈̩͔̙͜u ̤̠nj҉͇ͅn̺͔̞͖̳ ̘j̡̣̩j̵̮j̫͙̳͢j̟̝̘̜̗̹j̩͔͈̱̭̺ͅn̷͕̠̰̯n̢̞j̱̣̬j̢b̮͎͓v̟̦͎̘̰̦̖͟v̸ ̶7̸͍̝̳̜ͅj̤7̖̦͕̤͈j̙̩̗̙̲̻ͅ h͓̝n̸̮̰̘͉ͅ ̼͔͈̙hn͖͈̻̯͎̳m͚̲̀ ͍̹̻u̻̬͡ͅn͓ ṃ̡n̤̞͇̫͙͢ͅ mu̲̪͖̣͖͘m̸͚̮̺ ̘͓̼̙͖̟6̖̰̳̤̝̘ ̝̭͖̰̝̺̀m̭̖̣̱̻͠u̙ k̗̪̭̱̞̘̯mk̖͈̪̘̥̦ͅ ̯̳̘̼u͍̣̻̗͔k̤̯͖̱̗͞ͅu͜le͓̮͚̫l͓̫e͠ ͖I͓͞ͅ'̣͙̘̘͞m̼̪̞̗̪̬͇͠ ̨6̪̳̦l̪͡ļ̤ ̝̬̬͚m̥̰̦̖͢i̸m̺̰̱͕͟ ̫͕m̘̼͇ͅ ̡͓͈͔̤̹̘n͚̙͍̘ṷ̠̺͕ ̵͖͈̘̟̤̪ͅu̹n̺͔͕̬͕̥ ̭̜n͖n̷͉̖̳̯̬͎n̬͔̖̭̠̗j̩̯̖̥͉̮n͉͖͠b̮̲̘̯̪ ̫̠͎̳̝͓̥͟hn̺̘̮͘ ̛̣̭͕̝̥̬n͔͈̣̦ ̵̥͇͉̘̝͈m̴͚̻ ̻͇̘̱̩͟I̶͓͕̪̳̙ ̖̥́j̧̝í͕ ̲̹͖͇̬͍̠I͉͡ ̬̟m͈͙͇͖͓͢ị̤m̺͇̫i̡͔͇̹̙̜̭͉ ̵͍̝g̛̦f̸̺̫g͕g̠̀ ̮̝̙̀g͏f̨̼̼̲̱̫̠̝f͔̤̯̯͍̦͙h̗͎͓̮͙͙̰͝u͖͍̝̬̰̫ń̹͍̮ṳ̧̭̬̗̤ ̻͉͚͚6̨͙͓̞͙̱̯̣ ̱̰̖̜̣̺̙h̩̱͓̗͘y̪͈͔̩͎͙ ̭̲͉͙̬̖̲͞n̬̤um͏͈̲͕ h̵̞̤̞͖͇̣y̲̦͔͓ ̣̰̭̭n͔̝̫̳͉̺̙̕h̟͚m̛̗͎̬̻̩̩̬ ͏̰͈̫̠̯͚̫(҉̞̫͍͕̜̠f̬͟ p̤̙̭̳̥̫̫̕ ҉͇̪̮̖͉̖6̳̜ ̹̟̘͍̱͟ͅh̩̳̕ņ̪͈͓̖ ̱̙͔̼͖̲͚̀n͏̼̥̩͇̜̖͉m̯̠ ͚̪̳͘mu ͓͈̪̖͎̻f̛̦̺͇̯̮ ̸̭̫j͖̮̜u̷͍m̸̤̝ͅ ̖̮͈̟̖̻͠t̝͉̦ͅt͕̟̘̘̦̤̘f̜͖́ͅf̤̬͚̜̹̣̕ͅr̮̭̮̙͡ ̱̣̹̘̻̱̬D̦C͚ ͚̞f̜̥̞̥̘͟b̷͙̱̥̥͖̹̗b͕͔̳͖͓͔ ̛̰̗͙̝n͕͡m̷̻͙͖̝̗ ̜̲̤̞͔m͈͇n̥̫m͕̩̠̫͇̪͘m̨̭̺̻̫͖n̖̠̣̩6̢̖͍͓̦͈ͅͅ ͚͔̳̠͝n͖͉̬̳͠ ̖͇̳̞͕̱͢ͅn̙̼̪̠̭m̶ ͙͕̣͢nu̟m̻̺ v̤̣͎͍b̦̹̱̲͕͕̯b̶̻̝̹͍͚ ̤m̛̥̜͖͇̥̟ ̰̘m̘͍̳̫͍.̨͍̣̦̙̹̥ͅņu̙͕̰ņ͖͍͓̬̹ ͕̲̺m̦̯͠m̜̘̥̠t͏͔̥͉̫͕i͞of͖̜͍n̦͚͔̣̥6͕̳̜7̘̜̲͍͉ͅu͕ ̵̼̠nu̬̲̠̲̘̯͕͞m̴͉̝ ̪͙ͅṇ͙̙̼̞n̶̗͎̘͙̟̪n̥̪̖͉̟͍m̸o͖̜̠̦̟̣̻m͇͓̙͙ ̡͍͎̙͙ͅ0̡ h̹͘n͏͔̹̰̹̬͈͇ ̦͉̹n͎͈n̞̯͓̝̫̺̮l̞̱͓ ̜m̞̯̖ͅu͏̳m͎ ͙̘̱͖6̢ Í̮͍͇̖̲͈'̝̮͕͍̺m̘̤̲̞̠̱̝͟ ̢͙̺͈̤̲̞m͓͜i̦͖͇͇̪n̛̺i̢̗̟̭͇u̵̦̗̪m͏̖̟̖̼ͅ ̲m̜̖̠̤͔̱̀m̼͈̯͜ ̛u̯͎͎ṉ̴n̠̱u̹͕̹mbe̩͖̲̥̰r̦̭͈̥e͈̳̱̭͇d͔ ̬̱͓͚͖ͅk̰̫̯̤͟ ̕n̤̳̹̬̟̖ͅṷ̱̺͕n̢ ͙͍́y6̧̣̭͔͈̳̟ṃ̭̰͖̱̳ͅm̢͎͚̱͖̥nj̖̩ ͡n͕̹̗m̤̫ ͏h̷n͕m͇͎̜
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̲̩͎ṃ̷̠̘͕̘͈̞u̥̠͙̻̮̩̠͝ ̟̯̜, a͘n̺̺̺͈̝͉͘d̘̼̻͈̝̖̠ ̸̼̙ͅm̴̹̙͈̮̜̲̬o̶̳̲̩̫̣̩m̠̳͔ ̳̻̰́y ̤͇ṉ̀ų̙ ͏͎̝̝̜̲͙m̫̩͎̟ ̮h͏̹̘̻̣n͏̥ ̝̬̖͙͈h̸͖͈yp͙̥͈̣o̩̞͉͍ m̦̖̟̱̠̜͡m͞ ̢̮̩̻̹̫̮̪m̻͘u҉̼̟̫̫ ͓̯͖̦̻t͎͈̳n̨̗̗̟̫̹̺ ̠̺̼̩̬̖̱oi̧͓͎ͅl̛ ̹̩͠ù̻͖̪̱̝ ̱̞͕͇̲I̶͎̪̮̥̜͓'҉̥̹͍͓I̷̟̣̼͙ͅ ̢̱̼̝̭m ̴̟̺̟̟͕n̶̪ ̥͎̜̩̱͠ͅͅh̛̫͈̲̼̠u̥̪͉̗̤͜ ҉̲͈̞̥̭7̀m̢͓͍͓̳̰u͎̙͝i̶̫̖̟͍[/̡̦̠i̲̩̖͖̱̯̳]͉u̞̫̜̫͉̗̕

Pittsburgh Lambic posted:

why does he have a barney tattoo

also, what the gently caress is up with that homemade terrarium behind him

Bloodfart McCoy posted:

AUG more for standing barefoot in a public bathroom stall than being a fat.

Pigsfeet on Rye posted:

This lovely tattoo looks like it was done with a woman's fingernails during intercourse.

Gorilla Salad posted:

One, two, many, lots.

cash crab posted:

Screaming Idiot posted:

HOW THE gently caress DOES A FOREHEAD GET FAT

I MEAN

HOW DOES IT HAPPEN

twistedmentat posted:

I knew a guy who brought his girlfriend everywhere. He literally brought her to a bachelor party and she just sat the whole night glowering "You guys are gross" and asking her bf "Can we go?".


I mean its better than chopping women up and keeping the parts in your freezer and having sex with said parts. A bit better.

Guy Goodbody posted:

Leavemywife posted:

So, they're now doing a gender-swap Popeye.

Yeet posted:

Edit: poo poo can't figure out gifs.

http://i.imgur.com/Sp2ehpO.gifv

Paladinus posted:

Do they call homeless furries strays or ferals?

Tasteful Dickpic posted:

It could be "demisexual" or "demiromantic", depending on whether you're talking about sex or emotions. You can be panromantic, being able to fall in love with everyone, but demisexual, and not wanting to screw anyone just at a whim.

It's real dumb. There's a The F Plus episode about it!

cash crab posted:

My favourite part is the off centre tattoo

Tasteful Dickpic posted:

I didn't even see my first panniculus 'til a year ago.

Schlub Husband posted:

Aramoro posted:

Skillet are some sort of Christian rock band

Tiny Lowtax posted:

Probably this garbage. It doesn't need to be refrigerated and is kept at room temperature.

Fathis Munk posted:

Chili has beans.

Fleta Mcgurn posted:

verymoldy posted:

Man I know he's trying to hide his large double chin, but it looks like he's wearing a pube scarf. I don't know if that's preferable.