Prokhor Zakharov posted:

twistedmentat posted:

Jesus christ. I bet Evan posts a lot about how Lolicon isn't child porn because its drawn and you shouldn't judge other cultures by our puritanical western values, in Japan loving kids is totally cool!(it isn't)

Zombear posted:

It just wouldn't be an AUG thread without Meth Beavis.

cyberia posted:

From the bowels of the internet:

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Chris Kemp, 37, was found inside a Gresham man's home wearing the resident's mother's clothing and playing music last Friday night. To be specific, Kemp was wearing Carlos Castillo's mother's leopard-skin hat and matching scarf. Castillo confronted the alarmingly large-foreheaded intruder, who then returned money he'd stolen and agreed to wait for the police to arrive.

So, you're asking, what about all the scratches on Kemp's huge forehead? No one knows for sure, but Kemp has garnered a bit of a cult following since his mug shot hit the 'Net last week, and The Smoking Gun offers this insight:

As for the ... mug shot taken by the Multnomah County Sheriff, no, the image has not been manipulated to make Kemp resemble a light bulb or balloon. And he apparently got those forehead scratches during an earlier encounter with some sort of brier patch, details of which TSG has not uncovered.
The unfortunately famous Kemp has also been featured on mugshots.com and in the Glasgow Daily Record.

Red Suit posted:

http://www.cosmopolitan.com/sex-love/a3619161/living-with-a-micropenis/

Vladimir Poutine posted:

This is way funnier to me right now than it should be.

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At one time, I actually overheard three or four of my colleagues at work all agreeing that "men with small dicks should be made to wear a sign warning women."

mostlygray posted:

Also, gloves are not sterile. Well washed hands are always best. I can stick a gloved finger up a dogs rear end and it wont be magically clean because it's a glove.

Sponge Baathist posted:

*sounds of structural beams groaning under pressure*