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Altared State
Jan 14, 2006

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https://vimeo.com/41205386

Foam Adventure

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Altared State
Jan 14, 2006

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That's Riff Raff

Altared State
Jan 14, 2006

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FreudianSlippers posted:

I just assume anyone who goes to Thailand is a pedophile and/or really into hookers.

They have good food.

Altared State
Jan 14, 2006

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Radio Paranoia posted:

Dollars to donuts there's an anime about it. No, I'm not going to find out.

Not to my knowledge

Altared State
Jan 14, 2006

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I want to poke at it with a stick

Altared State
Jan 14, 2006

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Pittsburgh Lambic posted:

that one australia thread people linked awhile back isn't done yet

http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3754419&pagenumber=363

some guy is using some kind of pump to induce a prolapse on himself

the term "self-destructing" has never seemed so appropriate

All I see is talk about mdma

Altared State
Jan 14, 2006

I think I was born to burn

Cum box 😀

Altared State
Jan 14, 2006

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walrusman posted:

I feel like we really need to keep an eye on this guy. There's nowhere to go but down.

From his site:

"I don't have any reason to live. I want to die. I wish I was dead more and more every day. Every day is emotional pain without your love. It's been 5 years since I've had a girlfriend. I have no reason to try anymore or to even live. Every day makes me feel like dying. I want that date. Because of your hate I want to die. Date or suicide. I'm blocking all haters. No advice taken. I want to die. Now I said I need that date.​

​Millennials are bigots. They mostly only date other Millennials. I'm Generation X. 37 years old. Go out to dinner with me or I'm going to commit suicide. Be a single 18 to 26 year old woman in Spokane, Washington, without kids and send me an e-mail from my website or I'm going to swallow this entire bottle of pills because it's been 5 years and your rejections make me want to die. I don't want to live anymore without you."

Altared State
Jan 14, 2006

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Knee posted:

Let's switch gears here...

:nws:http://i.imgur.com/CEpwUM1.png:nws:


The homeless guys in that are taken from a Genmay thread where a member came across them.

Altared State
Jan 14, 2006

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Guy Goodbody posted:

The world's worst comedian delivers a half hour set to an audience of Belgian Tesla owners who sit in polite silence

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FDVkLDElFok

Altared State
Jan 14, 2006

I think I was born to burn
Haha holy poo poo

Altared State
Jan 14, 2006

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Rough Lobster posted:

I think furries fixate on just about any female animal character. I remember someone posting what seemed to be an Russian cult who worshipped some lady mouse cartoon.

http://www.odditycentral.com/news/russian-cult-worships-female-cartoon-character.html

Altared State
Jan 14, 2006

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KiteAuraan posted:

I will never get the appeal of that series and why so many loving dorks are so loving into it. It's a stupid sex comedy where the joke is always OH HE TOUCHED HER rear end or WHOA SHE'S NAKED AND HAS BIG BREASTS AND IS A SHEEP GIRL! It's garbage, and the art is mediocre at best.

I know trap sprung and all, but seriously, gently caress that series.

How to identify a anime nerd? 😁

Altared State
Jan 14, 2006

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The Saddest Rhino posted:

that's called



, dear

Extreme masturbating

Altared State
Jan 14, 2006

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Those are not furries. Ponyplay is a BDSM thing.

Altared State
Jan 14, 2006

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Fleta Mcgurn posted:

I mean, he's invented a negative Diva Cup, kind of.

This is the kind of things that makes me want to do splatter-painting with my monthly leavings. Just because the idea of menstrual blood bothers this random person so much.

Go on...

Altared State
Jan 14, 2006

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Bobby Digital posted:

Is...is that scotch tape on his tie? :wtc:

Yep, it was supposed to keep it from blowing around.

Altared State
Jan 14, 2006

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This is my favorite video

https://vimeo.com/41205386

Altared State
Jan 14, 2006

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'I ❤ ladyboy cock' 😁

Altared State
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Jerry Cotton posted:

Hmm but that's not on there!?!

Just thinking out loud.

Altared State
Jan 14, 2006

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whiteyfats posted:

Protip: Lose 80 pounds by having your thyroid go hyperactive! :downs:


(:negative:)

I lost 60 that way. 😂

Altared State
Jan 14, 2006

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A world run by albinos would be a dark place.

Altared State
Jan 14, 2006

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Someone replace the nazi models in wolfenstein with furries.

Altared State
Jan 14, 2006

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Sex trophies

Altared State
Jan 14, 2006

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What are potato gems?

Altared State
Jan 14, 2006

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Guy Goodbody posted:

So many cultures throughout the world and history see body hair as unattractive, it's pretty clear something is going on there.

Let's be honest, the ideal is to have all the hair permanently removed from your body, draw on your eyebrows, and wear a wig made from the hair of someone too poor to not have any hair.

What?

Altared State
Jan 14, 2006

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Hair is nice to run your fingers through.

Altared State
Jan 14, 2006

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I worked with this guy a long time ago

https://youtu.be/KoU2QJAAfW8

Altared State
Jan 14, 2006

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neonbregna posted:

What industry could employ that?

Grocery store, he was a cashier. He got fired, after I had left, for making comments towards a customer.

That video is on his YouTube account. The other videos are just as crazy.

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Altared State
Jan 14, 2006

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Psychobabble! posted:

I'm actually surprised it's taken goons to post Nick in this thread, considering goons in the fb groups are obsessed with him. His instagram(@hardrocknick) is basically all him posting porn stars be wants to gently caress(which he describes in detail) and posting mediocre take out that he claims his personal chef made for him. I was going to just post screenshots but the imgur app doesn't give you code anymore :effort:, so here is a small album, mildly nsfw for semi clothed booty: https://imgur.com/a/ig3r6 He used to aggressive go after goon chicks that followed him, wish I still had the screenshots for that.


He definitely does, along with his beard... Thing. There are some pictures where he hasn't and his beard is totally grey.

What the hell? Other people know about him? He was just a random co-worker.

Altared State
Jan 14, 2006

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Data Graham posted:

Not by any means and I challenge you to fisticuffs.

It's alright. Nothing special.

Altared State
Jan 14, 2006

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Bloody Hedgehog posted:

With a soapy poo poo, that log just glides out of there like your rear end is teflon.

With a diet in high fat you don't have to rely on that.

Altared State
Jan 14, 2006

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Snowglobe of Doom posted:

Picking out a ring for his sweetie pie



It's a Real Doll

Altared State
Jan 14, 2006

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I believe that's just her butt. 🍑

Altared State
Jan 14, 2006

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gently caress you. Buzz is amazing.

Altared State
Jan 14, 2006

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Rough Lobster posted:

Pubic hair is gross and is just a remnant of our ape ancestry. In the future we'll all be entirely smooth and hairless. Like siamese cats.

You're gross

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Altared State
Jan 14, 2006

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How many will die?

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