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Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
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The face of perpetual virginity.

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Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
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twistedmentat posted:

These guys always seem to live in lovely small towns, so I'm sure that bit of forest is a buffer between what ever Levittetown houses and the interstate.

You know, it probably makes sense so many weirdo nerds come from small towns. There's poo poo all to do, and any exposure to the wider world is though media, and its probably not hard for your fantasy life to begin to effect your real life. Though that doesn't explain the ones that clearly live in good homes.

There are no weirdo goony as gently caress nerds that live in a large city.

E: love your AV

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
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Ularg posted:

I can't really make fun of people like this for some reason. For however awkward they are, and how much poo poo they are getting on every video they post, they continue to put themselves out there. And I really respect that. They have more courage than I do putting a video of themselves cutting water bottles in the forest than I do putting my voice over videogame footage.

Seriously? Maybe I'm missing the joke

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
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cash crab posted:




OkCupid is proof that God hated us very much before He died

At least you got a 32% match! Not like 98% right?

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
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Don't people like this have anyone that really cares about them, I man parents, friends, etc? He needs mental health treatment asap. He can't possibly support himself, so someone is enabling this poo poo.

^^^ yeah

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
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WrenP-Complete posted:

So I'm having one of my first/only migraine headaches right now, so things already seem kind of weird... But what?! Do other clinicians know what's going on? I could guess at some diagnoses but what is the etiology?! And did I read that this person thinks they are legally married to a fictional being? I must be understanding something wrong...

People get married to cars, the Eiffel Tower, all kinds man!

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
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Data Graham posted:

Ok mister subject matter expert :newlol:

Whoa

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
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Guy Goodbody posted:

I could be wrong. But I'd bet that in the show Twilight Sparkle isn't married to a human who wears diapers and never washes his pillow

Is it married? Is there a pony that has a husband? I need to know.

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
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Panfilo posted:

So much going on in that photo.

I've almost got it but:
* what books are in the bookshelf, can't decipher
* what is in the vile glass things on the right hand shelf
* right in front of the MED bottle, can't read the script

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
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El Diablo Bob O posted:

I like the fan pointing at the doorway.

I bet the place smells awful.

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
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She seems amazingly coherent IMO

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
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Fathis Munk posted:

Yeah that room looked terrible and not at all in the style of the couple. Also from the YT comments I pieced together that they had a nice old brick fireplace and their only request to the team was to not touch it.

lol I wonder if they had to sue to have them unfuck their living room.

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
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OK, that's up there with neck fungus. GJ. *vomits*

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
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GoodyTwoShoes posted:

Seriously? I'm the one who has to say it????


It's "catfishing" because you use "pussy" for bait. All the other stuff is sanitization for the shows/news articles. The first articles about it were about people scamming men with promises of a relationship (the one I saw was a gay guy pretending to be a girl in order to sucker some rich athlete).

gently caress women.

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
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Intoluene posted:

The hell kind of Facebook profile do you have!? :stonklol:

He said "that add me", so he's sending the requests. Come on people.

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
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MissEchelon posted:

That's the best thing, he's Australian. If he went to the ER it would be completely free to get totally fixed, even if he had to stay as an inpatient.

How's mental care down under?

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
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Palisader posted:

You seem like a real rear end in a top hat Kelly, but I'm okay with your lipstick shade.

She's kinda hot. But won't be in 5 years.

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
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Frankston posted:

I went to a clinic to get an STI check-up after a one-night stand, and the nurse shoved a swab down my urethra. That poo poo was the most uncomfortable feeling I've ever experienced. Not painful, just really, really unpleasant and I would be happy to never have anything pushed down there again.

How was it not painful? Pix? 🙏

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
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The Saddest Rhino posted:

what is a turboslut

Virgin

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
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DicktheCat posted:

Oh poo poo, I have met that pink thing at a scifi convention. Before you ask, yes, that is a cis man under there.



They seemed nice at least, so I guess I can't judge them too hard.


Just a little judging. Softly.

This qualifies for the thread.

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
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Cartoon

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
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Your Gay Uncle posted:

Violentacrez,, aka Michael Brustch, aka a fat neck beard who got outed by Gawker, then publicly humiliated on CNN.

http://gawker.com/5950981/unmasking-reddits-violentacrez-the-biggest-troll-on-the-web
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Michael_Brutsch

He was named " Most Influential Redditor" by Daily Dot and his R/jailbait was named " Subreddit of the Year" in 2008. He created several illustrious subreddits as jailbait,deadjailbait, deadniggerjailbait,beatingwomen,beatingkikes,kikejailbait,killingniggers, etc.

He was highly regarded by Reddit staff and even received an award for all the moderating he did.

I remember that, wonder what he's doing now for work?

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
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Solice Kirsk posted:

Just ask the persons name before you take their picture so we know they aren't a stranger anymore. A solution as elegant as it is simple.

Or don't say you took it.

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
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You folks know a lot about this fella Chris chan.

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
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Arcsquad12 posted:

It also looks really cold and drafty.

Too many buttons to operate efficiently.
:goonsay:

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
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He's got a lot of chicks I bet. Hanging on him down at the local bar. Asking to sit next to him. Tell me about PAC man again.

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
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I thought gbs had the market on (b)anal arguements. I stand corrected.

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
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Thin Privilege posted:

Re: that mom who held up the dude's stomach for sex. The fat is called a pannus. It is gross.


kinda sorta :nws: cause he has big moobs.


http://imgur.com/moUnAJC.jpg

Imagine the woman

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
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Heath posted:

Having a panniculectomy is a painful recovery and doesn't do much for the self esteem.

Sorry man.

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
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Creed Reunion Tour posted:

Why is it even necessary to assign a sexual orientation to a character from a shooty mans/womens game? I don't want to relate to this character, all I want from it is its specific ability and pew pew.

Life is sex.

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
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That was actually really popular at the time.

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
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Nuevo posted:

If you read the thread (which you should, it's interesting even outside the elf dongs), he goes into it. Apparently boutique dildos are big money and most makers are a bunch of assholes, so by working by word of mouth and charging not-exploitative prices he was able to have some fun sculpting and casting things and got to give a lot of people their custom fantasy sparkledogdragon dicks.

Word of mouth you say

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
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Trig Discipline posted:

Oh yeah, wish your mom a merry christmas for me.

Mods please do not probate Trig for this mom burn. it was v funny.

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
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Is this Facebook and website public? Horry poo poo pisssssss

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
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hybriseris posted:

Ye, Facebook is public but all you really "need" is this. If you really want his profile he shares it about a thousand times during this manifesto. At least the first half. I didn't make it to the second...

http://conversationrage.weebly.com/

Nope

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
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She'd really be cute if she she lost some weight

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
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That's a large bra.

Goons hate fats women

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
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Somfin posted:

There's no way the front folds are in focus and the TV is in focus and the back edge of the belly is out of focus. Cameras don't work that way.

I... didn't look that close.

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
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RoboRodent posted:

I feel confident in saying this guy doesn't know enough about female anatomy to even find the hymen, much less anything more important.

"abstaining" lmao

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Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
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Dude last a lot of his hair :(

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