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Tin Tim
Jun 4, 2012

Live by the pun - Die by the pun

People on the block now me as Dutch O'ven

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JawaKnight
Jul 9, 2014
I love beat 'em up games, and always wanted a good 3d Final Fight. Pity.

On the Streets, they call me Gruff Gardener because I'll put you in the ground, and then lovingly tend to you until you bloom into a beautiful flower.

Pvt.Scott
Feb 16, 2007

What God wants, God gets, God help us all

Tin Tim posted:

People on the block now me as Dutch O'ven

Will you burn my two lips with your smoldering kisses?

EasilyConfused
Nov 21, 2009


one strong toad
Goku

Danger-Pumpkin
Apr 27, 2008

That's the way the bee bumbles.
I'm so glad every thing good and wonderful about the Final Fight, Street Fighter, and Slam Masters shared universe was chucked out the window for this game feat. Slipknot!

Also, my Streetwise name is MC Bad Kollaborater and I am very interested in joining up with your hip-hop set.

Quiet Python
Nov 8, 2011
They call me Three-Legged Dog. I'm looking for the man who shot my paw.

FutureFriend
Dec 28, 2011

these are all some good rear end names, unfortunately i got so many i don't think i'll be able to fit them all in!

also here's an update for y'all, we meet one of the top 2 streetwise characters!

ishikabibble
Jan 21, 2012

I can't believe ChorpsAway just was loving murdered. This truly is an LP of the streets!

Jobbo_Fett
Mar 7, 2014

Slava Ukrayini

Clapping Larry
Pretty sure that was an ASMR video in the porn theater

Pvt.Scott
Feb 16, 2007

What God wants, God gets, God help us all
Wow, I had no idea initiation was going to be so rough.

GirlCalledBob
Jul 17, 2013
Amazingly, I spotted my chosen street name of Squirrel in the actual game itself. I don't know how I feel about this. A little unclean, maybe.

Great Joe
Aug 13, 2008

I'm still the tried and true "great joe"

Dr.Smasher
Nov 27, 2002

Cyberpunk 1987

GirlCalledBob posted:

Amazingly, I spotted my chosen street name of Squirrel in the actual game itself. I don't know how I feel about this. A little unclean, maybe.

It could be worse. you could've chosen Infant.

Digamma-F-Wau
Mar 22, 2016

It is curious and wants to accept all kinds of challenges
When's Darkball X gonna show up

LordHippoman
May 30, 2013

I, frankly, want this smug Jagen to be my avatar on all forms of social media immediately.
"Normally I wouldn't bother with such TRASH" our hero says, after stabbing roughly 20 Ho Daddies and Hugos out on the street for happening to be in the corner, and kicking 15 roaches to death.

Shei-kun
Dec 2, 2011

Screw you, physics!
If I see Taco Tuesday appear in the game itself I'm not sure if I'll be happy or upset.

Pvt.Scott
Feb 16, 2007

What God wants, God gets, God help us all
Will the fabled henchman, talked about in hushed, reverent tones behind palletless crates and around red barrels full of combustible materials, show his face? The man they call Longshoreman X?

Glaive17
Oct 11, 2012

What is there left to discover about donuts...?
Pillbug
Sign me up! My Streetwise name is Jump Rope!

TheJayOfSpade
Jun 21, 2012

The Thread was destroyed,
but hey, what can you do?
Blaze It

FutureFriend
Dec 28, 2011


please do not promote illegal things in this thread, kyle travers would not want this

ChorpSaway
Oct 9, 2012

FutureFriend posted:

please do not promote illegal things in this thread, kyle travers would not want this

Also please do not try to smoke from a beer bong.

Danger-Pumpkin
Apr 27, 2008

That's the way the bee bumbles.

Jobbo_Fett posted:

Pretty sure that was an ASMR video in the porn theater

Weasel is very with the times. Nobody wants to see hot coeds transform into depraved sex witches on spring break anymore. They want videos of gentle whispering, and crinkling tinfoil. That's the poo poo that sells tickets, and keeps him in semi-weaponized forklifts and custom bowling shirts!

kjetting
Jan 18, 2004

Hammer Time
While I'm pretty sure most views of ASMR videos are from people masturbating to it, I don't really think it would be ASMR anymore when watched without headphones in a room with other people. But what do I know?

Jobbo_Fett
Mar 7, 2014

Slava Ukrayini

Clapping Larry

kjetting posted:

While I'm pretty sure most views of ASMR videos are from people masturbating to it, I don't really think it would be ASMR anymore when watched without headphones in a room with other people. But what do I know?

You've never experienced ASMR-like blowing aoftly into a microphone until you've lived, seen and heard the THX quality version.

kurt phillips
Feb 1, 2014

Kyle's voice actor sounds like he wants to be David Hayter so badly but just misses the mark.

Also, my street name is David Hater

Wiseblood
Dec 31, 2000

kurt phillips posted:

Kyle's voice actor sounds like he wants to be David Hayter so badly but just misses the mark.


Actually he sounds like wants to be Steve Blum and is actually pretty close.

kurt phillips
Feb 1, 2014

Wiseblood posted:

Actually he sounds like wants to be Steve Blum and is actually pretty close.

So he's like Steve Blum but was also a writer and concept artist for the game.

Grapplejack
Nov 27, 2007

On the street they call me Moderate Johnson.

Clockwurke Bear
Oct 3, 2011

"Of course they died because of you. It's because they are the only ones who would die for you."
I've heard I'm best known as Cold Hotman.

Tobias Grant
May 16, 2009

Lucky for you, I'm a dog lover.
In the Northern streets of Eastside Westemos, South Dakota, they call me Big Bongo.

Twiggymouse
Mar 4, 2013

Well, take this with a grain of salt, but
Out in the streets, they call me the Big Tooth.

RareAcumen
Dec 28, 2012




I gotta say, that is the most powerful sounding knife I've ever heard in a video game.

FutureFriend
Dec 28, 2011

It's time to hunt down that stiff jerk and also do the most inefficient stealth section in videogames.

Shei-kun
Dec 2, 2011

Screw you, physics!
You guys might have to double or triple down on the gang names at the end of the videos at this rate.

Also, I can't get over the ones they have in the game. How many Juices have you beaten up by now?

Ghost of Starman
Mar 9, 2008
@12:41
"Pisstofferson"
Jesus, you guys, these names... :psyduck:

Pvt.Scott
Feb 16, 2007

What God wants, God gets, God help us all

Ghost of Starman posted:

@12:41
"Pisstofferson"
Jesus, you guys, these names... :psyduck:

What? His real name is Kristofferson and he's angry all the time. That one makes perfect sense.

Zushio
May 8, 2008
I want to chime in as a proud member of The Sons of Bort. I guess a singular one of us would just be a Son of Bort.

Black Mage Knight
Jan 25, 2012

stop biting my cape
On the topic of this game being canon or not, I think this game was supposed to be at the same time a reboot of the franchise and a canon sequel. Of course it being trash and not really working that well with what little story there was in Final Fight to begin with made them just forget about it. As a result of them doing that Cody appears in SF4 as an always bored prison escapee (who only left just to see if he could find something fun to do) who also is potentially the strongest character in SF canon somehow (Akuma's win quote is him telling Cody that if he actually tried he most likely would have kicked his rear end).

Out on the street(wise) they call me Sweet Maple

Crabtree
Oct 17, 2012

ARRRGH! Get that wallet out!
Everybody: Lowtax in a Pickle!
Pickle! Pickle! Pickle! Pickle!

Dinosaur Gum
In the pen I earned the right to be known as Derkus. I don't know what the hell it means, or who said it first, but it's stuck to me like a shameful heart carving on a park bench.

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MelvinBison
Nov 17, 2012

"Is this the ideal world that you envisioned?"
"I guess you could say that."

Pillbug
Way to make those Stiff Devin fights look easy. I was expecting at least one jump cut.

and thanks for the approval I know you didn't have to and there were other better entries and um thanks?

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