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ChorpSaway
Oct 9, 2012

David D. Davidson posted:

But-but two drummers, two drummers.

I could have sworn there were three "drummers". Do they still have that guy that plays kegs?

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kjetting
Jan 18, 2004

Hammer Time
I saw them live once in 2005 when clown dude or whatever was on paternity leave. So one of the other dudes, pinhead dude or skull dude or... isn't there a nose dude?... anyway, one of them took care of clown dude's duties as well as his own. I don't think there was much difference, there are so many superfluous members in that group.

ChorpSaway posted:

I could have sworn there were three "drummers". Do they still have that guy that plays kegs?

I think he also makes "come on"-hand gestures at the audience in between playing kegs. Important duties.

Pvt.Scott
Feb 16, 2007

What God wants, God gets, God help us all

kjetting posted:

I think he also makes "come on"-hand gestures at the audience in between playing kegs. Important duties.

The Hype-Man is an integral part of any performance.

Tippecanoe
Jan 26, 2011

Pvt.Scott posted:

The Hype-Man is an integral part of any performance.

No one ever says what Flavor Flav does isn't important

FutureFriend
Dec 28, 2011

we return to the weasel and say goodbye to an old friend

EasilyConfused
Nov 21, 2009


one strong toad

FutureFriend posted:

we return to the weasel and say goodbye to an old friend



Nice!

Knew you couldn't resist :goku:

TheJayOfSpade
Jun 21, 2012

The Thread was destroyed,
but hey, what can you do?
What a nice Cammy-o

LordHippoman
May 30, 2013

I, frankly, want this smug Jagen to be my avatar on all forms of social media immediately.
Before I watched the whole video I thought the "PLEASE NO" in the description was just FutureFriend expressing his despair over the loss of Vito.

Sally
Jan 9, 2007


Don't post Small Dash!

The Ayshkerbundy posted:

Everyone knows that Devo is the only TRUE band for any self respecting gangster :colbert:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hRguZr0xCOc

Digamma-F-Wau
Mar 22, 2016

It is curious and wants to accept all kinds of challenges

All versions of Jocko Homo that leave out "I've got a rhyme that comes in a riddle/O-HI-O/What's round at the ends and high in the middle?/O-HI-O!" are trash :colbert:

Edit: except for the EZ listening version

Digamma-F-Wau fucked around with this message at 05:13 on Oct 4, 2016

Feonir
Mar 30, 2011

Ask me about aquatic cocaine transportation and by-standard management.
Still catching up with the LP just hit video 04. I played the hell out of this game, do not remember how I got it, why I did only that I crushed it several times.

Bit of wholly unsolicited advice I am sure you are already aware of but for later fights you are going to want to use the lock on function, when locked on if you hit forwards towards the enemy and a punch you will do a slide attack forward that gobbles up a ton of room and allows for quick in and out strikes. This is ~VERY~ important to learn for when you start hitting the cheese bosses.

My gang name is Punch Meat Monster.

RareAcumen
Dec 28, 2012




Unsatisfied in simply killing the Final Fight franchise, the game turned its eyes towards Street Fighter. Thankfully, it was restrained, before it could devour all in its wake.

FutureFriend
Dec 28, 2011

Feonir posted:

Bit of wholly unsolicited advice I am sure you are already aware of but for later fights you are going to want to use the lock on function, when locked on if you hit forwards towards the enemy and a punch you will do a slide attack forward that gobbles up a ton of room and allows for quick in and out strikes. This is ~VERY~ important to learn for when you start hitting the cheese bosses.

holy poo poo i played thru the game 3 times and lock on always messed memup enough that i never even knew about this. ive unfortunately already got the game recorded and commentated all the way but holy poo poo this is a goddamn revelation for me

Crowetron
Apr 29, 2009

Cammy was unavailable for her guest appearance in Final Fight: Streetwise, so the producers just put a beret on Sonya Blade and hoped no one would notice.

MichaelGreyFox
Jan 18, 2015

A E S T H E T I C S
i cant believe blades theme is a god drat opeth song

Black Mage Knight
Jan 25, 2012

stop biting my cape
I would like to mention that with Street Fighter and Final Fight being in the same universe, all the way back in SF Alpha they established that the reason Cody went to jail is just because he enjoyed fighting too much. Not because of killing Belger and then getting arrested so Guy wouldn't have any heat on him. Also for some reason Guy is Yakuza instead of just being a ninja who was Cody's training partner? Oh, also Cammy appearing straight up confirms that this is still supposed to be tied to Street Fighter, which means all of this gritty "realistic" poo poo is happening in a world where people can throw fireballs from their hands, and Dhalsim the elastic floating yoga master exists.

From what I can tell this game was actually made in America or at least produced there. By the way, the other Final Fight game they made was Final Fight Revenge, aka the garbage fighting game that also was quickly made non-canon thanks to the Street Fighter games

EDIT: Just think about how this game was supposed to be canon to SF. While all of this poo poo is happening and you are fighting a guy whose entire gimmick is that he has knives and is try hard edgy in a hot topic sort of way, Akuma is possibly sinking aircraft carriers by himself.

Black Mage Knight fucked around with this message at 04:27 on Oct 5, 2016

Feonir
Mar 30, 2011

Ask me about aquatic cocaine transportation and by-standard management.

FutureFriend posted:

holy poo poo i played thru the game 3 times and lock on always messed memup enough that i never even knew about this. ive unfortunately already got the game recorded and commentated all the way but holy poo poo this is a goddamn revelation for me

Well you guys are hilarious and this LP is fantastic, so I am looking forward to all the complaints about you know who in the final stretch.

Oh and another unnecessary fun fact all guns and melee weapons have a grab attack function. Knives will gut foes, bats will choke them and the shotgun you ram it into their stomach, pick them up and pull the trigger, greatly amplifying the damage per shot, allows for more use of shotgun.

Feonir fucked around with this message at 06:00 on Oct 5, 2016

Dr.Smasher
Nov 27, 2002

Cyberpunk 1987

Feonir posted:

Well you guys are hilarious and this LP is fantastic, so I am looking forward to all the complaints about you know who in the final stretch.

Oh and another unnecessary fun fact all guns and melee weapons have a grab attack function. Knives will gut foes, bats will choke them and the shotgun you ram it into their stomach, pick them up and pull the trigger, greatly amplifying the damage per shot, allows for more use of shotgun.

You know more about this game than anyone should.

D_W
Nov 12, 2013

Black Mage Knight posted:

I would like to mention that with Street Fighter and Final Fight being in the same universe, all the way back in SF Alpha they established that the reason Cody went to jail is just because he enjoyed fighting too much. Not because of killing Belger and then getting arrested so Guy wouldn't have any heat on him. Also for some reason Guy is Yakuza instead of just being a ninja who was Cody's training partner? Oh, also Cammy appearing straight up confirms that this is still supposed to be tied to Street Fighter, which means all of this gritty "realistic" poo poo is happening in a world where people can throw fireballs from their hands, and Dhalsim the elastic floating yoga master exists.

From what I can tell this game was actually made in America or at least produced there. By the way, the other Final Fight game they made was Final Fight Revenge, aka the garbage fighting game that also was quickly made non-canon thanks to the Street Fighter games

EDIT: Just think about how this game was supposed to be canon to SF. While all of this poo poo is happening and you are fighting a guy whose entire gimmick is that he has knives and is try hard edgy in a hot topic sort of way, Akuma is possibly sinking aircraft carriers by himself.

What this all just means is that Kyle will be the next DLC character from Street Fighter V.

Feonir
Mar 30, 2011

Ask me about aquatic cocaine transportation and by-standard management.

Dr.Smasher posted:

You know more about this game than anyone should.

I played it a ~lot~ like.."I am glad playtime tracking is a new invention" a lot.

Hoss Corncave
Feb 13, 2012

RareAcumen posted:

Unsatisfied in simply killing the Final Fight franchise, the game turned its eyes towards Street Fighter. Thankfully, it was restrained, before it could devour all in its wake.
A desire Capcom have resurrected in the last year or so.

D_W posted:

What this all just means is that Kyle will be the next DLC character from Street Fighter V.
Give it time. I'm sure his profile will appear at some point.

FutureFriend
Dec 28, 2011

hey yo, just a heads-up, i'm gonna record the final gangnames this sunday. so if you have any good ones that you been wanting to get out, post them in the thread before Sunday 6 PM EST/11 PM GMT

Jade Star
Jul 15, 2002

It burns when I LP
I feel like I came up with a gang name that really fits in with the dregs of Metro City. My gang name will be Benchpress.

It sounds like a tough and hard name right, but still totally nonsense. Perfect for streetwise.

Great Joe
Aug 13, 2008

Mine is Badd Boi

XainZero
Feb 16, 2011

My gang name is Gentle Beelzebub.

ishikabibble
Jan 21, 2012

I wanna be Bubsy, the coolest videogame cat.

Zanzibar Ham
Mar 17, 2009

You giving me the cold shoulder? How cruel.


Grimey Drawer
In one dimension my streetwise name is Berenstain, while in another it's Berenstein.

FutureFriend
Dec 28, 2011

alright folks, we're done with all that sandbox stuff. instead it is just now a linear drive to insane rear end plot points.

Hoss Corncave
Feb 13, 2012
Wait, so the factory blows up and they haven't seen the doctor that didn't want to help you that ran off, and then the next minute they're at a hideout with the doctor and Haggar? Was all this explained as "Haggar magically found her"?

Digamma-F-Wau
Mar 22, 2016

It is curious and wants to accept all kinds of challenges

Hoss Corncave posted:

Wait, so the factory blows up and they haven't seen the doctor that didn't want to help you that ran off, and then the next minute they're at a hideout with the doctor and Haggar? Was all this explained as "Haggar magically found her"?

Look man Haggar does what Haggar wants

kurt phillips
Feb 1, 2014

Gutmaster is my favorite ab workout machine

MelvinBison
Nov 17, 2012

"Is this the ideal world that you envisioned?"
"I guess you could say that."

Pillbug
Say what you will about the gang names in this game, Clothes Horse is just inspired.

Grapplejack
Nov 27, 2007

I cannot believe there is a man in this game named Johnson. I thought my penis-based gang was unique...

FutureFriend
Dec 28, 2011

here it is, the coveted penultimate update let's play loves so much. it's finally here.

TheJayOfSpade
Jun 21, 2012

The Thread was destroyed,
but hey, what can you do?
This game really missed it's chance to bridge the Street Fighter universe with the Resident Evil universe.

Crabtree
Oct 17, 2012

ARRRGH! Get that wallet out!
Everybody: Lowtax in a Pickle!
Pickle! Pickle! Pickle! Pickle!

Dinosaur Gum
How many drug addicts could one town have?!

Digamma-F-Wau
Mar 22, 2016

It is curious and wants to accept all kinds of challenges

Crabtree posted:

How many drug addicts could one town have?!

37

RareAcumen
Dec 28, 2012




Wow, I'm really sold on Vanessa being sexy and tough, after that incredible showing during that escort mission.

kjetting
Jan 18, 2004

Hammer Time
So, if one of your escortees gets beaten until there is almost nothing left on the health bar and the other has gotten away with no harm, it doesn't matter if you defend the wounded person, because damage to either one of them will kill them? I didn't think this game could get stupider, but I guess I was wrong.

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FutureFriend
Dec 28, 2011

here it is, the final update of streetwise. i hope you all enjoyed watching the lp, folks!

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