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JiveHonky
May 12, 2001

by zen death robot
Grimey Drawer
NOT A FAN.

why would you drink that flavorless crap whern theres Pepsi-Cola products

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VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

JiveHonky posted:

NOT A FAN.

why would you drink that flavorless crap whern theres Pepsi-Cola products

Whiskey

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe
whiskey is alcoholic water

JiveHonky
May 12, 2001

by zen death robot
Grimey Drawer

what does it taste like?

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

JiveHonky posted:

what does it taste like?

The water of life.

JiveHonky
May 12, 2001

by zen death robot
Grimey Drawer

VendaGoat posted:

The water of life.

silence bene gesserit witch

Nice and hot piss
Feb 1, 2004

i drink water but only if it comes from Fiji #imrichsuckmydick

William Henry Hairytaint
Oct 29, 2011



lmao if you don't drink water almost exclusively. Enjoy your kidney stones.

JiveHonky
May 12, 2001

by zen death robot
Grimey Drawer

Frog Assassin posted:

lmao if you don't drink water almost exclusively. Enjoy your kidney stones.

i carve ancient runes on them and cast spells on skinnys like you

Chief McHeath
Apr 23, 2002

Best thing about water is you can turn it into piss like some hillbilly Jesus.

BirryJoru
Mar 21, 2012

GRAMAGEDDON ISN'T OVER YET. SORRY.-RA TEHUTI :smuggo::smug::smugdon::grin::parrot:
did you remember to check the pH?

SIDS Vicious
Jan 1, 1970


JiveHonky posted:

i carve ancient runes on them and cast spells on skinnys like you

lmao

Johnny Aztec
Jan 30, 2005

by Hand Knit
It's nice to live in a place where the tap water is clean and tasty.
Whenever I feel kind of bleh and bad during the day, I drink biiig glasses of ice water and I start feeling better.


Remember, stay hydrated to be healthy and happy!

Pollyanna
Mar 5, 2005

Milk's on them.


hydration is actually very important and most Americans don't get nearly enough water

Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec
I like water, i think it tastes good.

William Henry Hairytaint
Oct 29, 2011



Johnny Aztec posted:

It's nice to live in a place where the tap water is clean and tasty.
Whenever I feel kind of bleh and bad during the day, I drink biiig glasses of ice water and I start feeling better.


Remember, stay hydrated to be healthy and happy!

Pollyanna posted:

hydration is actually very important and most Americans don't get nearly enough water

Hector Beerlioz posted:

I like water, i think it tastes good.

where are your dark gods now OP :smug:

The Bananana
May 21, 2008

This is a metaphor, a Christian allegory. The fact that I have to explain to you that Jesus is the Warthog, and the Banana is drepanocytosis is just embarrassing for you.



Hector Beerlioz posted:

I like water, i think it tastes good.

I don't like sand, It's coarse and rough and irritating and it gets everywhere.

Dr. Dogballs Jr.
Jun 9, 2014

the angriest sex machine
i drank like 3 big glasses, still thirsty goddammit, what the hell body

Spagghentleman
Jan 1, 2013
Drink a big glass of pish.

BirryJoru
Mar 21, 2012

GRAMAGEDDON ISN'T OVER YET. SORRY.-RA TEHUTI :smuggo::smug::smugdon::grin::parrot:
add a bit of lime or lemon juice to make your water taste like something

BirryJoru
Mar 21, 2012

GRAMAGEDDON ISN'T OVER YET. SORRY.-RA TEHUTI :smuggo::smug::smugdon::grin::parrot:

Dr. Dogballs Jr. posted:

i drank like 3 big glasses, still thirsty goddammit, what the hell body

stop bleeding

Stunt_enby
Feb 6, 2010

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
im drinking a giant thing of ice water i just filled up right now

a shiny rock
Nov 13, 2009

water owns

Toys For Twats
Sep 30, 2007
One awesome dude
I drink so much water I'm constantly pissing, thinking of connecting a tube from my dick to my mouth to create a perpetual piss machine.

jeff smisek
May 18, 2009


Sometimes when i eat some questionable mexican food, water comes out of my butt at a high rate of speed

Mariana Horchata
Jun 30, 2008

College Slice


mi corazon :love:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aA9OqUuA6a0

Stunt_enby
Feb 6, 2010

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
the bottle im using isnt see thru so i cant confirm, but i think i am about halfway done with the water at the moment. the ice is holding pretty strong, it's an insulated bottle thing so no real meltage on it yet but its fused together a lil bit

SIDS Vicious
Jan 1, 1970


i just mixed some pink grapefruit perrier with lemon juice and some sugar it's really good

Stunt_enby
Feb 6, 2010

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Celluloid Sam posted:

and some sugar
this is the exact point where you hosed up

SIDS Vicious
Jan 1, 1970


Stuntman posted:

this is the exact point where you hosed up

it was too sour

ethanol
Jul 13, 2007



I'm Jesus I turn water into piss

BirryJoru
Mar 21, 2012

GRAMAGEDDON ISN'T OVER YET. SORRY.-RA TEHUTI :smuggo::smug::smugdon::grin::parrot:

Stuntman posted:

this is the exact point where you hosed up

SIDS Vicious
Jan 1, 1970



it was too sour

ethanol
Jul 13, 2007



I piss on rocks and muslim girls go wild

Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec
I bought some ice tea mix for my water but it's way too sweat

Nolan Arenado
May 8, 2009

I only drink water throughout the day and then one mixed drink at night (usually something no-calorie mixed with liquor)

thanks for listening

SIDS Vicious
Jan 1, 1970


Hector Beerlioz posted:

I bought some ice tea mix for my water but it's way too sweat

Add some lemon juice

Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec

Celluloid Sam posted:

Add some lemon juice

Thx I'll try that

Stunt_enby
Feb 6, 2010

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
add less lemon juice next time, and instead of pouring in a bunch do a lil bit at a time and taste between adding to find what exactly tickles your tastebuds. i hope this advice was helpful in preventing you from pouring sugar into your fat mouth like a idiot bitch

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ethanol
Jul 13, 2007



Killing time with water and wine that's what I say op

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