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King of Bees
Dec 28, 2012
Gravy Boat 2k
I'm living the Trike Life every second of my being. Are you?



Pictured: My trike heading to Sturgis by a serene pasture.

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just ray
Jan 3, 2014

by merry exmarx
someone should take a poo poo on a steak dinner

Nooner
Mar 26, 2011

AN A+ OPSTER (:
i have a skateboard but i dont ride it anymore cause im old now and skate boarding is for younger men

just ray
Jan 3, 2014

by merry exmarx
or pee on it or something

Nefarious 2.0
Apr 22, 2008

Offense is overrated anyway.

in queso emergency break glass

King of Bees
Dec 28, 2012
Gravy Boat 2k

Nefarious 2.0 posted:

in queso emergency break glass

Classic! Lol

Enfield
May 30, 2011

by Nyc_Tattoo
its like how goldwings are for older people who need heated seats trikrs must be for freaking methuselah hehe

Kirk Vikernes
Apr 26, 2004

Count Goatnackh

"Trikes aren't bikes" is my motto. I'll stick riding my three motorcycles.

Jerry Mumphrey
Mar 11, 2004

by zen death robot

(and can't post for 4 years!)

my grandparents used to have trikes. as a child i would ride them to a haunted moor

King of Bees
Dec 28, 2012
Gravy Boat 2k
My trike has a built in deep fryer for making wings on the go! Zoom!

Nefarious 2.0
Apr 22, 2008

Offense is overrated anyway.

tri means 3 in latin

Jerry Mumphrey
Mar 11, 2004

by zen death robot

(and can't post for 4 years!)

King of Bees posted:

My trike has a built in deep fryer for making wings on the go! Zoom!

ugh sorry but my friend here is vegan. any chance you could make some zucchini stix? :rolleyes:

King of Bees
Dec 28, 2012
Gravy Boat 2k
I don't like the drumette part of the wing. I like the part with two bones better. I think most trike lifers would agree.

King of Bees
Dec 28, 2012
Gravy Boat 2k

Jerry Mumphrey posted:

ugh sorry but my friend here is vegan. any chance you could make some zucchini stix? :rolleyes:

Sure but I'll laugh because they're cooked in chicken fat. Hahhaahah

Nefarious 2.0
Apr 22, 2008

Offense is overrated anyway.

i'm insanely horny rn

cnut
May 3, 2016

Nefarious 2.0 posted:

i'm insanely horny rn

cuz of trike pic? are you going to rub one out to trike pic?

King of Bees
Dec 28, 2012
Gravy Boat 2k

cnut posted:

cuz of trike pic? are you going to rub one out to trike pic?

I love my trike. The wind in my hair. The exhaust sounds and the Bluetooth sound system. Brb

cnut
May 3, 2016

I'd kill for a trike :negative:

Bedevere
Jun 24, 2005
Grimey Drawer
So is this a fellow triker or does this make your blood boil?


How do you feel about sidecars?

King of Bees
Dec 28, 2012
Gravy Boat 2k

Bedevere posted:

So is this a fellow triker or does this make your blood boil?


How do you feel about sidecars?

We stay away from those guys. They got the whole thing backwards. Where the gently caress is the coffee maker even? They're the millennials of Trike Life.

E. Sidecars aren't really trikes but I have no beef with them. Just stay out of my way while I'm cruising on my trike!

Nefarious 2.0
Apr 22, 2008

Offense is overrated anyway.

i put on 3 roller skates (2 on my feet 1 on my dinger) and trike all over town

R-Type
Oct 10, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
Trikes are for untalented hacks that aren't man or woman enough to balance their own bike while stopped. Furthermore, 2 rear 1 front is very prone to flipping on heavy steering turns like the three wheelers of old. Therefore, trikes are the gay turds of the motorcycle world.

King of Bees
Dec 28, 2012
Gravy Boat 2k

Nefarious 2.0 posted:

i put on 3 roller skates (2 on my feet 1 on my dinger) and trike all over town

I think I've seen you around. Is your call sign "tripod"?

FedEx Mercury
Jan 7, 2004

Me bad posting? That's unpossible!
Lipstick Apathy

R-Type posted:

Trikes are for untalented hacks that aren't man or woman enough to balance their own bike while stopped. Furthermore, 2 rear 1 front is very prone to flipping on heavy steering turns like the three wheelers of old. Therefore, trikes are the gay turds of the motorcycle world.

Trikes are just as cool as goldwings and every model of Harley.

King of Bees
Dec 28, 2012
Gravy Boat 2k

R-Type posted:

Trikes are for untalented hacks that aren't man or woman enough to balance their own bike while stopped. Furthermore, 2 rear 1 front is very prone to flipping on heavy steering turns like the three wheelers of old. Therefore, trikes are the gay turds of the motorcycle world.

Why are you so mad about trikes?

cnut
May 3, 2016

R-Type posted:

Trikes are for untalented hacks that aren't man or woman enough to balance their own bike while stopped. Furthermore, 2 rear 1 front is very prone to flipping on heavy steering turns like the three wheelers of old. Therefore, trikes are the gay turds of the motorcycle world.

But what if you have enfeebled legs like me? Am I supposed to stick to cars and buses and suchlike and never get to enjoy the freedom of a trike?! IS THAT WHAT YOU'RE SAYING MISTER?!

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005
Nice hoverround Op

revmoo
May 25, 2006

#basta

notZaar posted:

Trikes are just as cool as goldwings and every model of Harley.



Uhh yeah no you're dumb.

Wall Balls
Jun 3, 2007

Spanish Castle Magic

hell yea here's my daily driver

Nefarious 2.0
Apr 22, 2008

Offense is overrated anyway.

trikes are cooler than harleys

FedEx Mercury
Jan 7, 2004

Me bad posting? That's unpossible!
Lipstick Apathy

revmoo posted:



Uhh yeah no you're dumb.

Sure thing buddy, have fun on your little bike. Hey are those pipes loud enough? Better make sure everybody can hear you coming. Everybody loves listening to Harley bikes drive by!

King of Bees
Dec 28, 2012
Gravy Boat 2k

Wall Balls posted:

hell yea here's my daily driver



Yeah I got one of those for daily use too. My beast one is for poker runs and Sturgis

Enfield
May 30, 2011

by Nyc_Tattoo
harelys are horrible bikes for horrible people

thathonkey
Jul 17, 2012
whats the weight limit like on those trikes ?? i am much too large and misshapen to ride a conventional bike

King of Bees
Dec 28, 2012
Gravy Boat 2k

thathonkey posted:

whats the weight limit like on those trikes ?? i am much too large and misshapen to ride a conventional bike

I'm not sure but some of my trike friends are really big and they don't have an issue. Just think it's like riding a lazy boy recliner down that ole open road.

revmoo
May 25, 2006

#basta

notZaar posted:

Sure thing buddy, have fun on your little bike. Hey are those pipes loud enough? Better make sure everybody can hear you coming. Everybody loves listening to Harley bikes drive by!

Show us on the doll where the motorbike touched you

Gamer With Dignity
May 15, 2016

by Nyc_Tattoo

Bedevere posted:

How do you feel about sidecars?

Don't ride with a sidecar unless you like looking like a nazi.

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!
You need to take that poo poo back to Walmart op, some morbidly obese person is probably literally shaking trying to heave up and down the gabagool isle. :colbert:

Dr. Dogballs Jr.
Jun 9, 2014

the angriest sex machine

Enfield posted:

harelys are horrible bikes for horrible people

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Dr. Dogballs Jr.
Jun 9, 2014

the angriest sex machine
i think trikes are fugly, sorry kob

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