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thathonkey
Jul 17, 2012

that's really good

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Nolan Arenado
May 8, 2009

thathonkey posted:

ok let me secretary know and she will clear my calendar thanks

I just talked to your mom actually and she said she would appreciate it if you stopped calling her your secretary and can you please get some bacon on the way home so she can make bacon wrapped smokies for dinner?

Nooner
Mar 26, 2011

AN A+ OPSTER (:
:hellyeah:

this poo poo was dope last year.

Also we did drafts before preseason was over and my #1 pick was effing Jordie Nelson

whoflungpoop
Sep 9, 2004

With you and the constellations

Nooner posted:

:hellyeah:

this poo poo was dope last year.

Also we did drafts before preseason was over and my #1 pick was effing Jordie Nelson
gently caress yeah Nooner :glomp: a returning veteran of the Jerry Jones Nose Bros league


aurite we are full!

ok some final steps:
  • bookmark the League Page
  • download the Yahoo Fantasy Sports app for your device Android or iPhone. You can draft from your phone
  • remember the DRAFT DATE: This Sunday, Aug 28, 5:00pm PST/8:00pm EST. Should take less than an hour, 60 seconds per pick. Try a mock draft if you're unfamiliar with the draft process, or to see what players tend to be going first despite their rankings (Elliott lol)
  • can't make the draft? edit your player rankings to prioritize your picks and cull out any last minute benches/drops/IRs
  • check the scoring settings - i added some PPR love, 1st down points for 3rd down back viability, reversal of fourtune penalties for incompletions, and fleshed out scoring opportunities for defensive players
  • also check your roster - in addition to the standard offensive positions and team defense, we also have two defensive player slots. These can be filled with any defensive position - linemen, linebackers, corners, safeties, etc
  • talk immense amounts of poo poo before during and after each week's contest.

that's it! onward to victory

whoflungpoop fucked around with this message at 23:53 on Aug 23, 2016

Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

by vyelkin
Nap Ghost
I'm ready, OP

thathonkey
Jul 17, 2012
draft strategy:

* gronk
* gronk
* gronk

Nooner
Mar 26, 2011

AN A+ OPSTER (:
2 years ago I had Brady AND Gronk on my team, it was the best season ever

thathonkey
Jul 17, 2012

Nooner posted:

2 years ago I had Brady AND Gronk on my team, it was the best season ever

that's what i am hoping to get in at least one of my leagues. it's the gruesome twosome. vicious one-two punch.

let it mellow
Jun 1, 2000

Dinosaur Gum
are we talking poo poo itt, this is important

Nooner
Mar 26, 2011

AN A+ OPSTER (:
im gonna knock you little bitchboi's dicks in the dirt, gonna draft all the best guys and make them do all the pro moves. you think you're gonna win cause you got carson palmer on your team? heh yeah right, my cousin was best friends with him at USC, he'll throw the game just to thank him for all the cool parties he threw.

oh you got adrian peterson? im friends with the montgomery county sheriff -- good luck running while youre sitting in the slammer fucker :clint:

Nolan Arenado
May 8, 2009

nooner's gonna get last place, I just loving guarantee it, lol.

let it mellow
Jun 1, 2000

Dinosaur Gum

Nooner posted:

im gonna knock you little bitchboi's dicks in the dirt, gonna draft all the best guys and make them do all the pro moves. you think you're gonna win cause you got carson palmer on your team? heh yeah right, my cousin was best friends with him at USC, he'll throw the game just to thank him for all the cool parties he threw.

oh you got adrian peterson? im friends with the montgomery county sheriff -- good luck running while youre sitting in the slammer fucker :clint:

I read football outsiders fuckr I got ths

Nooner
Mar 26, 2011

AN A+ OPSTER (:

OctoberBlues posted:

nooner's gonna get last place, I just loving guarantee it, lol.

I think I got fourth last year I did pretty well

jackyl posted:

I read football outsiders fuckr I got ths

I sat through 1 round of a mock draft before getting bored by how long it was taking and closing it, so yeah, you can say I've "done my research"

Helical Nightmares
Apr 30, 2009
Raiders going to win this year.

I can feel it

:negative:

Nolan Arenado
May 8, 2009

Helical Nightmares posted:

Raiders going to win this year.

I can feel it

:negative:

Remember that time the Rams won it completely out of nowhere? That was neat, that should happen again, but with the Raiders. Or some other team, I don't care.

thathonkey
Jul 17, 2012
who's who? im greasy gabagools

Nooner
Mar 26, 2011

AN A+ OPSTER (:
I'm nooners nancybois

whoflungpoop
Sep 9, 2004

With you and the constellations
grandma's toned arms

JakeP
Apr 27, 2003

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Lipstick Apathy
kick someone and invite me

gimme the GOD DAMN candy
Jul 1, 2007
as a person who loves sex with other men more than anything else, fantasy football is way too gay for me.

whoflungpoop
Sep 9, 2004

With you and the constellations
ok expanded to 14 teams DUE TO NAGGING BY SOMEONE and there's now 1 slot open

JakeP posted:

kick someone and invite me

FINAL spot left grab it yo
https://yho.com/nfl?l=699775&k=349bd993e8c42cf4&soc_trk=lnk&ikey=e07bf369cadb073b

let it mellow
Jun 1, 2000

Dinosaur Gum
goddamnjt all my draft metrics were predicated on a 12 team league and faaaaaaaart

let it mellow
Jun 1, 2000

Dinosaur Gum
but I can't find the goddamn message board in the app

let it mellow
Jun 1, 2000

Dinosaur Gum
still gonna kick all ur asses 👊

Nolan Arenado
May 8, 2009

I'm the last player btw, I'm sure you can guess my team name.

Like I said earlier, I've never actually played fantasy football before, so even though I watch football every weekend I'll probably be loving garbage and you can all make fun of my bitch rear end.

The Duchess Smackarse
May 8, 2012

by Lowtax
Awww I can't believe I missed this exciting event.

Anyways naturally I sent a rude message asking you to RAISE DA LIMIT

Foreskin Problems
Nov 4, 2012

It's doing fine, actually.
If the 14th slot is still available please let me join

The Duchess Smackarse
May 8, 2012

by Lowtax
It's not loving available!!! fuckcccccck!!!!

Fill yourself OP (with more teams)

whoflungpoop
Sep 9, 2004

With you and the constellations


well since u asked so nicely

2 more slots open THATS IT go get it ganny and jake

The Duchess Smackarse
May 8, 2012

by Lowtax
gently caress YEAH I AM IN

Nolan Arenado
May 8, 2009

How big are leagues supposed to be? Will it be watered down and terrible now?

GRILLARY CLINTON
Mar 5, 2016

I know the devil is real.
I know the devil is real.

OctoberBlues posted:

How big are leagues supposed to be? Will it be watered down and terrible now?

it's ok, there was no way this was going to end up not being terrible

GRILLARY CLINTON
Mar 5, 2016

I know the devil is real.
I know the devil is real.
im drafting cam newton in the first round and gostkowski in the second round

The Duchess Smackarse
May 8, 2012

by Lowtax
I'm going straight for TOM BRADY because I am a real man

The Duchess Smackarse
May 8, 2012

by Lowtax
Woah surprise word filter

Nolan Arenado
May 8, 2009

I've got a good feeling about Neil O'Donnell this year

GRILLARY CLINTON
Mar 5, 2016

I know the devil is real.
I know the devil is real.

gannyGrabber posted:

Woah surprise word filter

tom brady

GRILLARY CLINTON
Mar 5, 2016

I know the devil is real.
I know the devil is real.
lol

JakeP
Apr 27, 2003

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Lipstick Apathy
yesssss

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whoflungpoop
Sep 9, 2004

With you and the constellations

OctoberBlues posted:

How big are leagues supposed to be? Will it be watered down and terrible now?

10 or 12 is the norm

14 is excessive, 16 makes Sam Bradford smile knowing even he will end up on someone's roster

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