the weed thread: if you yopu want o get hungry go for it.

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Moridin920 posted:

the trick is to meet them for the first time while high so they think you just look like that

works on teachers/employers too

actually the trick is to be high so often that when you're sober people think you're high & vice versa

but yea yours counts as part of that strategy i guess

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thathonkey posted:

- me, every day

why dont u just buy in bulk

# ¿ Aug 23, 2016 23:59

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o makes sense. learning a lot ITT

# ¿ Aug 24, 2016 00:04

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Jestery posted:

Man how good are MFLBs , i come home have a quick chooch on it and I just feel better. having just the slight glaze of weed makes my otherwise empty afternoon great.

anyone else here not entirely honest with their SOs about smoking?

The missus thinks I smoke every 3rd-5th day, but truth be told goons I've been a daily smoker for nearly the last two-three years.
Shes thankfully a little unobservant and goes to sleep early so I stay up and video game with a couple pulls from the vape.
I have actual medical conditions that are abated by low level daily use.

why did u marry her tho. like does she give wild bjs or do anal bc if not why are u married to a bitch who won't even let u smoke daily for medical let alone bc Weed Is Cool

# ¿ Aug 25, 2016 10:49

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Jestery posted:

its not a matter of her being restrictive its a matter of a white lie I guess.

she would be a little peeved if i was a daily smoker but not insanely, i think she would be worried about my health and such. but i figure by omitting the truth it keeps her happy and dating(in her mind) a functioning non-waste of space stoner.

where as if she was fully aware of my daily level of use she would resent me for it.I think honestly that she has a bit of double think and willful ignorance. i;e "my boy friend treats me right and smokes in his own time and doesn't let it affect our relationship. So why does it matter??" somehow reconciled with "Jestery i wouldn't like it if you smoked everyday"

I make no claim to understand how her mind works but she smiles at me when i do helicopter dick so i think im still good

thats fair i guess. idk a girl who smokes a weed all the time would def also laugh @ ur helicopter dick motions tho

who am i to say tho. my ex-wife bought me a pipe for our first valentines (it was rainbow cause we're gay 😎) and i made her a cute lil custom stash jar for our first anniversary.

but now she's my WHORE EX-WIFE (/frank reynolds voice) so who can say what is best: to have loved, and smoked a weed, and lost; or to have a gf with weird hangups abt a weed who is with u now and laughs at ur dumb stoner jokes anyway

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morning bowl & coffee & cigarettes

soon to eat some eggs and leftover steak bc i'm a monster who can't leave any drat steak in the house uneaten. also maybe an everything bagel

smoke weed eat good. its basically an axiom of physics

# ¿ Aug 25, 2016 17:18

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