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Baby: My name is Nirvikalpa, and I am only 5 years old! And I have gotten a new puppy because I am such a good girl. Papa: Here is your new puppy, baby. He is a cute poodle. Baby: I picked him out because he was the cutest puppy in the entire pet shop. And his name will be Sweetie Pie! Papa: That's a good name. Sweetie Pie: *whimper* Baby: Aww, he is so shy. It must be tough adjusting to a new home. But don't worry. I'm going to take care of you. *pats Sweetie Pie on the head* Sweetie Pie: *whimper* Baby : You have to know if you are going to live here, there are some rules. You have to listen to me, and I will take care of you. You have to wear this collar so everyone knows you belong to me. And you will wear this bow on your head because it is cute. Sweetie Pie: *nods head* Baby: Time for some tricks! Sit down. Sweetie Pie: *sits down* Baby: Now, fetch. *throws ball* Sweetie Pie: *fetches* Baby: Wow, what a smart and obedient boy! Here's your reward. *kisses Sweetie Pie* Mwah! Papa, he's your puppy too! Now YOU have to kiss him. Papa: *blush* Ok, you're right. *kisses Sweetie Pie* Sweetie Pie: *licks Papa* Papa: You're tickling me. Haha! Baby: Aww! *hugs Sweetie Pie and Papa* Happy family!
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ncie chatlog idiot!!!
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Aug 24, 2016 05:28
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i like the idea of killing people and using their bones to build stuff
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Aug 24, 2016 05:31
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Aug 24, 2016 05:32
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This is a weird sex thing isn't it
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Aug 24, 2016 05:47
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shovelbum posted:This is a weird sex thing isn't it when isnt it anyway i want to fight lets fist fight
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Aug 24, 2016 05:48
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trywehbarherdh posted:when isnt it lets just fist each other no need to get buck
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Aug 24, 2016 05:54
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What the gently caress is this.
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Aug 24, 2016 05:54
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a real jerk posted:lets just fist each other no need to get buck i have a hole in my head
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Aug 24, 2016 05:55
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Iron Prince posted:ncie chatlog idiot!!! 
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Aug 24, 2016 05:55
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what the hell is the point of this thread, op
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Aug 24, 2016 07:25
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That Robot posted:what the hell is the point of this thread, op
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Aug 24, 2016 07:32
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a hole-y ghost posted:Hint: the puppy is not a puppy but an emasculated sissy-boy. that's dumb as gently caress hahahaha
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Aug 24, 2016 07:36
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Op did you find a goon to dress up in lovely Halloween outfits while you stomp their balls or something yet?
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a hole-y ghost posted:Hint: the puppy is not a puppy but an emasculated sissy-boy. And the baby girl is actually a 37 year old man?
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Aug 24, 2016 18:22
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a hole-y ghost posted:Hint: the puppy is not a puppy but an emasculated sissy-boy. I'm disgusted but at the same time impressed that they managed to modify their fetish to stay on theme with gbs.
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Aug 24, 2016 18:23
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This is from pupkin retards
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Aug 24, 2016 18:36
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The documentary "pupkin"
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Aug 24, 2016 18:36
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Aug 24, 2016 18:42
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Day I got cookie.
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Aug 24, 2016 22:18
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I AM THE TOILET posted:please love pupkin Thank you for loving pupkin
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Aug 24, 2016 22:24
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HINT: (its already inside you)
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Aug 24, 2016 22:40
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Daddy, dog, little girl Daddy dog, little girl I cracked the code qheres my goddam crackerjack prizr
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Aug 24, 2016 22:49
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This prize duck i n sucks
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Aug 24, 2016 22:49
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I like how it's green then white lighting God Packers
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Aug 24, 2016 22:51
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donkey salami posted:I like how it's green then white lighting Pretty realistic looking packer.
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Aug 24, 2016 23:04
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bunch of loving dicks goddamnit if i keep jerking off to these pics someone is bound to notice and fire me
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Aug 24, 2016 23:14
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Hey did you see my puppy joke earlier?
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notZaar posted:And the baby girl is actually a 37 year old man? No I am 5 years old
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shovelbum posted:This is a weird sex thing isn't it Go ask the fagoon thread what puppy play is
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shovelbum posted:This is a weird sex thing isn't it No it is a cute AND innocent story about a 5 year old girl and her new puppy 
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Nirvikalpa posted:No it is a cute AND innocent story about a 5 year old girl and her new puppy Why isn't this thread in BYOB or the other puppier & kitteny forums? This is GBS people could post mean things 
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Aug 29, 2016 12:01
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So is your story that you drove three hours to get a puppy, only to not get a puppy because it liked your dad better?
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Aug 29, 2016 12:16
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Jerry Mumphrey posted:i like the idea of killing people and using their bones to build stuff 
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Aug 29, 2016 12:41
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do you know why the puppy fell down the stairs ? 
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Aug 29, 2016 13:06
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Dinosaurmageddon posted:Why isn't this thread in BYOB or the other puppier & kitteny forums? Cute puppy! Its nose is shaped like a heart. : )
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KomodoWagon posted:So is your story that you drove three hours to get a puppy, only to not get a puppy because it liked your dad better? Uhhh this is what happened in real life, but what would make you think of such a conclusion???
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Aug 30, 2016 07:15
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I didn't read the OP but this is fuckin rad.
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