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Im thinking about a little solo holiday in miami. I will want to test my sexy british accent out at a few clubs on some HB6-7s while im there. Is it like nyc, all walkable, or will i need to drive about?
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# ? Aug 24, 2016 16:16 |
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# ? May 6, 2024 03:34 |
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congrats on contracting zika OP
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# ? Aug 24, 2016 16:17 |
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It's America, so a lot of places won't even have sidewalks. You want to walk on the side of the street like some vagrant and get shot by police ???
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# ? Aug 24, 2016 16:18 |
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You'll want a car unless you want to cab around everywhere because the city is quite sprawling and doesn't have the transit build up of new york.
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# ? Aug 24, 2016 16:19 |
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hot miami tip: dont go to miami hell, don't go to florida. anything below the 35th parallel
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# ? Aug 24, 2016 16:21 |
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You're probably gonna die if you go there, one way or another. Rental car will also be your casket FYI
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# ? Aug 24, 2016 16:21 |
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hit up south beach some sexy ladies there
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# ? Aug 24, 2016 16:22 |
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say hi to jon pop while you're down that way
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# ? Aug 24, 2016 16:25 |
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opus111 posted:Im thinking about a little solo holiday in miami. I will want to test my sexy british accent out at a few clubs on some HB6-7s while im there. Is it like nyc, all walkable, or will i need to drive about?
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# ? Aug 24, 2016 16:26 |
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opus111 posted:Im thinking about a little solo holiday in miami. I will want to test my sexy british accent out at a few clubs on some HB6-7s while im there. Is it like nyc, all walkable, or will i need to drive about?
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# ? Aug 24, 2016 16:27 |
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Darth123123 posted:hit up south beach some sexy ladies there South beach is my plan. It looks so good.
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# ? Aug 24, 2016 16:27 |
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# ? Aug 24, 2016 16:50 |
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I looked on wikipedia and apparently theres a cycling initiative. Can you cycle along one of those bridge roads or will a rpidhead knock me down?
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# ? Aug 24, 2016 16:58 |
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Do not cycle Everyone ubers everywhere. 95% of everything happens on either South Beach (touristy, $$$), Brickell (local, corporate, $$) or Wynwood (artsy, local, $$, Zika). Each is a 5 minute car ride from the other, and once in one of them you can walk around to most everything.
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# ? Aug 24, 2016 17:23 |
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opus111 posted:I looked on wikipedia and apparently theres a cycling initiative. Can you cycle along one of those bridge roads or will a rpidhead knock me down? Don't try this. Sure death is certain but not immediately. You still have many good years left in you if you are somewhat lucky and careful. Don't be a fool.
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# ? Aug 24, 2016 17:24 |
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have fun hooking up with a trans op
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# ? Aug 24, 2016 17:26 |
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transit, that is. because you'll be needing transit to get around.
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# ? Aug 24, 2016 17:27 |
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Miami? More like You'reami.
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# ? Aug 24, 2016 17:28 |
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opus111 posted:I looked on wikipedia and apparently theres a cycling initiative. Can you cycle along one of those bridge roads or will a rpidhead knock me down? we have plenty of nice coastal area where you run less of a risk of getting stabbed and eaten by a hilljack. the hilljacks in north/south carolina are very nice and their beaches are pretty.
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# ? Aug 24, 2016 17:28 |
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Don't British people burst into flames when exposed to the sun?
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# ? Aug 24, 2016 17:30 |
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scott zoloft posted:we have plenty of nice coastal area where you run less of a risk of getting stabbed and eaten by a hilljack. No thorny plants in the woods either.
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# ? Aug 24, 2016 17:31 |
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physeter posted:Do not cycle Thanks for the info
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# ? Aug 24, 2016 18:07 |
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Falun Bong Refugee posted:Don't British people burst into flames when exposed to the sun? Pretty much, yeah.i'll have to go full burka.
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# ? Aug 24, 2016 18:08 |
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Why do all the Brits want to go to Florida. People eat other peoples faces there. It's full of old people dying. They don't even do MTV Spring Break there anymore. There is no reason. Go to some tropical island where the Brits still run everything. It'd probably be a lot cheaper too, considering.
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# ? Aug 24, 2016 18:27 |
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I've lived in FL most of my life and have never seen any of the weird poo poo that gets a lot of attention. Of course I don't live in hosed up places like Fort Peirce (where most of the strangest stories come from). Miami is poo poo, drive straight through it and visit the Keys. You'd probably enjoy the wast coast more, like Siesta Key in Sarasota and you'd probably have more fun in Ybor City in Tampa than Miami. I've run amok in Miami and had a bit of fun but not as much as The Keys or other places. Want to try out that English accent? Go to Gainesville or Tallahassee and wow the college girls, you'll get laid your first night.
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# ? Aug 24, 2016 18:33 |
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why would i go to florida OP
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# ? Aug 24, 2016 18:40 |
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"hm yes out of all of the United States I think I will go to FLORIDA" lmao
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# ? Aug 24, 2016 18:45 |
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as soon as you step out of the airport and a wave of oppressive humidity hits you you'll think "gently caress GBS was right"
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# ? Aug 24, 2016 18:46 |
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Philthy posted:Why do all the Brits want to go to Florida. People eat other peoples faces there. It's full of old people dying. Survivor bias. Brits who go to nice regions don't willingly go back to Britain.
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# ? Aug 24, 2016 19:16 |
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All you need to know, really: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eDl_4ekxlys
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# ? Aug 24, 2016 19:22 |
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You need to rent a car. The public transit sucks.
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# ? Aug 24, 2016 19:25 |
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Just use Uber and visit a stripclub. Don't use public transit. And talk with the driver about butts and tits while driving to the stripclub.
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# ? Aug 24, 2016 19:37 |
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Philthy posted:Why do all the Brits want to go to Florida. People eat other peoples faces there. It's full of old people dying. Because we dont get proper beaches and stucco front art deco pastel beachfront houses with crockett and tubbs runni g about outside.
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# ? Aug 24, 2016 19:40 |
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Moridin920 posted:as soon as you step out of the airport and a wave of oppressive humidity hits you you'll think "gently caress GBS was right" As a recent visitor to Florida, can confirm
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# ? Aug 24, 2016 19:47 |
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Only if you want the authentic "Miami Tourist Carjacking Experience™".
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# ? Aug 24, 2016 19:52 |
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Frank Serpico posted:Only if you want the authentic "Miami Tourist Carjacking Experience™". It's the best way to meet Rick Ross
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# ? Aug 24, 2016 19:59 |
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Booblord Zagats posted:It's the best way to meet Rick Ross Would that be Rick Ross or Freeway Rick Ross?
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# ? Aug 24, 2016 20:02 |
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yeah probably. rent a five liter mustang like i did and get the full vanilla ice experience
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# ? Aug 24, 2016 20:10 |
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Come to Tampa/St. Pete. Orlando and Miami suck. Ybor City, Seminole Heights, and even downtown have a ton to do now. Also don't walk or ride a bike in Tampa either because you will get killed by a car or a crack head.
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# ? Aug 24, 2016 21:11 |
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# ? May 6, 2024 03:34 |
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Jesus Christ Miami is a horrible place and a horrible city to drive in. Get rid of that idea immediately. You want to go to Miami Beach. That's where everything good that you think is in Miami actually is. All the art deco hotels and poo poo are on Miami Beach. All of the nightlife is on Miami Beach. The loving beach is on Miami Beach. None of those things are in Miami. The loving Dolphins aren't even in Miami. Miami Beach is not Miami. Different city, different demographic, different corruption, different drugs, different everything. What you want to do is book your hotel in Miami Beach, fly into Miami International, get into a cab and go directly to your hotel. Enjoy the rest of your vacation and don't get into a car again until you have to go back to the airport.
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