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ClamdestineBoyster posted:Miami? More like You'reami. Miami? More like "Ay, Mami!" 
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I wanna move to Miami
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KaiserSchnitzel posted:Jesus Christ Miami is a horrible place and a horrible city to drive in. Get rid of that idea immediately. yeah man, I meant miami beach. That bit of land with the roads onto the mainland that you drive down in vice city etc. It looks sick. I found a hotel with the most ridiculous views. Dunno why americans are hating on that place.
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OP, while in Miami, head to Fort Lauderdale (20 minute drive) and get your neg hole pozzed.
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thomawesome posted:Come to Tampa/St. Pete. Orlando and Miami suck. Ybor City, Seminole Heights, and even downtown have a ton to do now. Also don't walk or ride a bike in Tampa either because you will get killed by a car or a crack head. Or a car driven by a crackhead but who's counting
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FlimFlam Imam posted:I've lived in FL most of my life and have never seen any of the weird poo poo that gets a lot of attention. Of course I don't live in hosed up places like Fort Peirce (where most of the strangest stories come from). Miami is poo poo, drive straight through it and visit the Keys. You'd probably enjoy the wast coast more, like Siesta Key in Sarasota and you'd probably have more fun in Ybor City in Tampa than Miami. I missed this - I was only joking about using my accent. Honestly, a Florida HB2 would do me. Remember where I'm from. Tampa looks cool but Miami has more significance, it's one of the places I really want to see.
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Marlins Stadium is literally the dumbest poo poo I have ever seen lmao.
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opus111 posted:I missed this - I was only joking about using my accent. Honestly, a Florida HB2 would do me. Remember where I'm from. Tampa looks cool but Miami has more significance, it's one of the places I really want to see. Miami is poo poo, Tampa is cool Also all you people posting about living in Florida ITT should come post in the Florida LAN thread or help us get the new Florida goon meet thread off the ground
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wyntyr posted:Tampa is cool lol dude come on
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Aug 24, 2016 22:24
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Miami: Sunny place, shady people
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KaiserSchnitzel posted:Miami? More like "Ay, Mami!" Idaho. 
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FlimFlam Imam posted:I've lived in FL most of my life and have never seen any of the weird poo poo that gets a lot of attention. Of course I don't live in hosed up places like Fort Peirce (where most of the strangest stories come from). Miami is poo poo, drive straight through it and visit the Keys. You'd probably enjoy the wast coast more, like Siesta Key in Sarasota and you'd probably have more fun in Ybor City in Tampa than Miami. Seconded, go to Key West and hang out on Duvall Street if you want to be touristy/drunk 24/7
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dont wanna get drunk, I get enough of that poo poo here, but i do wanna blaze by the sea.
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Key West is perfect for that too, chill if you want it to be and weird as hell in places (try the Garden of Eden rooftop bar)
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Frank Serpico posted:Would that be Rick Ross or Freeway Rick Ross? First one, then the other murders you for your cellphone
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The clowns in this thread recommending the west coast of Florida are assuming you are 70 years old. Miami is much better. Miami doesn't have much in the way of tourist destinations. If you want to do the nightlife and the beach, you can pretty much stay in Miami Beach without a car and take a cab to the airport. If you're staying outside Miami Beach and want to go to MIami Beach, you need a car. If you want to gamble, see the Everglades, or go fishing/snorkeling/diving, all of which I would recommend, you will need a car for any of those things.
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Chinatown posted:lol dude come on I'll take Ybor specifically and Tampa generally over Miami any day of the week. Superior Cuban food, superior cigars, superior beer. I can't think of one thing Miami does better than Tampa.
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Aug 24, 2016 22:42
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Ybor City is like 95% gay clubs and 5% lovely bars.
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PERPETUAL IDIOT posted:The clowns in this thread recommending the west coast of Florida are assuming you are 70 years old. Miami is much better. Only thing worse than west Florida is north Florida
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opus111 posted:Im thinking about a little solo holiday in miami. I will want to test my sexy british accent out at a few clubs on some HB6-7s while im there. Is it like nyc, all walkable, or will i need to drive about? miami has lots of insanely poo poo drivers because they're all from latin american countries where you just bribe the person who tests hyou that wasn't expected in the preview post thing
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Aug 24, 2016 22:49
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If you find yourself in the North Beach part of Miaimi, check out the Freehand hostel. Nice outdoor pool area, and they have a fancy-pants liquor-nerd bar called the Broken Shaker. http://thefreehand.com/miami/venues/the-broken-shaker/ After Miami, rent a mustang convertible and head down to Key West. Largest reef in the world besides great barrier reef. Bring a mask and snorkel, there's a couple great parks to stop and swim on the way down to Key West.
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ElectricSheep posted:Key West is perfect for that too, chill if you want it to be and weird as hell in places (try the Garden of Eden rooftop bar) it's p good to watch the sunset but sometimes there's some viewing angle issues, gotta be there early let it mellow fucked around with this message at 00:57 on Aug 25, 2016 |
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nooooo don't warn him
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ElectricSheep posted:nooooo don't warn him It's a nice place. The third floor is the best to look out at Duvall IMO
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nobody actually enjoys miami, thats what the cocaine is for
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opus111 posted:HB6-7s your low expectations for pussy will suit this endeavor well
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Miami: It's Better Than Venezuela!
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ElectricSheep posted:nooooo don't warn him well I mean I guess u can get there late
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Can confirm that this is good advice:physeter posted:Everyone ubers everywhere. 95% of everything happens on either South Beach (touristy, $$$), Brickell (local, corporate, $$) or Wynwood (artsy, local, $$, Zika). Each is a 5 minute car ride from the other, and once in one of them you can walk around to most everything. and this: KaiserSchnitzel posted:Jesus Christ Miami is a horrible place and a horrible city to drive in. Get rid of that idea immediately. But don't go now. It's too frigging hot. Wait until summer is over which in Florida is around mid-November. and for god's sake don't listen to the morons telling you to go to Tampa. It is a perfect encapsulation of everything Europeans hate about America and Americans.
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KaiserSchnitzel posted:Miami? More like "Ay, Mami!" 
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nigga crab pollock posted:hot miami tip: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/35th_parallel_north#/media/File:35th_parallel_US.svg
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NotWearingPants posted:Can confirm that this is good advice: I was thinking of april cos my parents are in the states then so id be able to fly over and meet tbem after my week. Would it be too hot then?
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opus111 posted:I was thinking of april cos my parents are in the states then so id be able to fly over and meet tbem after my week. Would it be too hot then? April should be good. It will probably be hot, but good hot. You'll be at the beach after all.
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If you come to Miami make sure to visit Haulover beach where I will be naked and you can get naked too!
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My Brit friends came to visit me a few months ago and they all loved South Beach and Wynwood areas, but that was before the Zika. I live like 20 minutes from Miami but I only go there for events, rather than just to go there. The drivers in South Florida suck so hard and it's amazing there aren't 10x more collisions and death on the roads. Also lived in Key West, the beaches aren't good but it's a lovely place. You cant go there directly anyway so go from London to Miami or FTL airport, so there for a few days then go down US1 through the keys during the day. It's super pretty. Key West is expensive to stay though, like 4-5x the prices of the mainland. No real bargains to be had sadly. For all the poo poo Florida gets, I dig living down in SFL a lot. It's mainly the roads that suck, everything else is great. Hot as hell out, but I still walk in it even as a pasty British.
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physeter posted:Do not cycle This is good advice. I liked Coconut Grove/Coral Gables for the UMiami bars but I'm also a bro at heart Get a beachfront hotel on Sobe as far south as you can afford, that's the most 'Miami' experience possible
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