Earth-like planet discovered around Alpha Centauri

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Cactus Ghost: Dec 20, 2003; you can actually inflate your scrote pretty safely with sterile saline, syringes, needles, and aseptic technique. its a niche kink iirc

the saline just slowly gets absorbed into your blood but in the meantime you got a big round smooth distended nutsack

Boomstick Quaid posted:

We've been doing this for some time, check out the religions of the world and find your answer. Hell most texts have prophets and whoever boarding flying clouds and flying up into the firmament and poo poo. We've been hitchhiking space since forever

"magic dude goes the one direction people can't" probably could be thought of without seeing it literally happen

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Cactus Ghost: Dec 20, 2003; you can actually inflate your scrote pretty safely with sterile saline, syringes, needles, and aseptic technique. its a niche kink iirc

the saline just slowly gets absorbed into your blood but in the meantime you got a big round smooth distended nutsack

sincx posted:

anime is a mistake.

fxt

# ¿ Aug 25, 2016 23:39

Cactus Ghost: Dec 20, 2003; you can actually inflate your scrote pretty safely with sterile saline, syringes, needles, and aseptic technique. its a niche kink iirc

the saline just slowly gets absorbed into your blood but in the meantime you got a big round smooth distended nutsack

nigga crab pollock posted:

the chemicals that make up life have a very particular range where they will survive and alternatives serving the same function are much less stable. other solvents besides water are possible but have some odd requirements

i mean sure there might be molten silicon/oxygen based life using metals or some insane alternative biochemistry somewhere but we probably wouldn't recognize it as alive even if we did find it.

we're looking for what we know works rather than what could work

its only "alternative biochemistry" from the perspective of a study with the tremendously scientific sample size of 1

# ¿ Aug 26, 2016 00:28

Cactus Ghost: Dec 20, 2003; you can actually inflate your scrote pretty safely with sterile saline, syringes, needles, and aseptic technique. its a niche kink iirc

the saline just slowly gets absorbed into your blood but in the meantime you got a big round smooth distended nutsack

nigga crab pollock posted:

thats like saying that its dumb to assume cars have four wheels because cars dont NEED four wheels, and that im a moron for insinuating that there is a reason that cars have four wheels

how is silicon based life supposed to work when silicon dioxide is a solid? the complex molecules that sustain life as we know it are only possible with carbon based biochemistry you cant just transition to a new chemical base and have everything work out

i mean yeah its technically possible, just like its possible for there to be three wheeled cars

using your analogy, you're assuming that transportation has to be cars, or that transportation is needed at all

# ¿ Aug 26, 2016 00:56

Cactus Ghost: Dec 20, 2003; you can actually inflate your scrote pretty safely with sterile saline, syringes, needles, and aseptic technique. its a niche kink iirc

the saline just slowly gets absorbed into your blood but in the meantime you got a big round smooth distended nutsack

Ivor Biggun posted:

"we haven't seen it so it can't exist man"

i never said any variation of this

here's a quote: the probe is on a collision course with uranus

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Cactus Ghost: Dec 20, 2003; you can actually inflate your scrote pretty safely with sterile saline, syringes, needles, and aseptic technique. its a niche kink iirc

the saline just slowly gets absorbed into your blood but in the meantime you got a big round smooth distended nutsack

Ivor Biggun posted:

Evolvng from dirt to a human takes over 4 billion years

that one time, on that one planet, relying entirely on random events

you a fuckboi

# ¿ Aug 26, 2016 04:03

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