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Synthbuttrange
May 6, 2007

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May 6, 2007

good job cow

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May 6, 2007

rip dusbong

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May 6, 2007

And they say capitalism doesnt work.

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May 6, 2007

thats a lovely computer

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i1H0leZhXcY

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May 6, 2007

:sever:

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May 6, 2007

lmao at that upper left clusterfuck

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May 6, 2007

No non-het structures. :smith:

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May 6, 2007

oh cool :unsmith:

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May 6, 2007

http://pages.cs.wisc.edu/~kovar/hall.html

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NSBGVhzGVxY

Synthbuttrange fucked around with this message at 06:01 on Sep 3, 2016

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May 6, 2007

https://twitter.com/a_forestier/status/772440842493693952

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May 6, 2007

Party Cannon loving up their poster printing costs

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May 6, 2007

altaired beast

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May 6, 2007

you forgot the

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May 6, 2007

We had to find some older material from awhile back so it was time to hit the archived storage.

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May 6, 2007

Lmao those crystal shapes are like they're intentionally designed to cause the most pain possible





Good luck getting out of your wack piss crystal prison

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May 6, 2007

Wait... one of the photos is of a pearl necklace encrusted in piss crystals.

...

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May 6, 2007

Sorry, its the badass crystal thread now

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May 6, 2007

i remember that fallout 3 level

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May 6, 2007

Please put that pixel back

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May 6, 2007

Where's the unforgivable porn?

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May 6, 2007

I feel like dying after reading that

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May 6, 2007

We didnt find out til much later because I was doing house cleaning and the housemate was playing counter-strike so he just brushed off 'terrorist attacks!'

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May 6, 2007

NoneMoreNegative posted:



:science: http://web.mit.edu/vondrick/tinyvideo/ :science:

If only these were Avatar sized, we could have enough new Stupid Newbie material to last the forums until at least the year 3000

http://reason.csail.mit.edu/~vondrick/vgan/hospital/

Same thing, but in reverse and racist:

https://www.theguardian.com/technology/2016/sep/08/artificial-intelligence-beauty-contest-doesnt-like-black-people

Synthbuttrange
May 6, 2007

anime

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May 6, 2007

quote:

Never-opened small bottle of spring water. We observed the street corner box surreptitiously the following day upon mail collection. After puzzling briefly over this item, the postal carrier removed the mailing label and drank the contents of the bottle over the course of a few blocks as he worked his route.

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May 6, 2007

https://twitter.com/therealsheldonc/status/773787951260114944

https://twitter.com/sarahjeong/status/774045660114935808

https://twitter.com/josephfcox/status/773923994466746368

https://twitter.com/josephfcox/status/773914991686774784

Synthbuttrange fucked around with this message at 07:25 on Sep 9, 2016

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May 6, 2007


hell yea work sucks

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May 6, 2007

Like in here? http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3788329

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May 6, 2007

“The gently caress machines are, like, mesmerizing,” Powers considers as Hunter is resituated in the swing to lie facedown. She pretends to fly, her arms extended at her sides, and giggles. “It’s like watching a fish tank,” he contemplates thoughtfully. “It’s very relaxing.”

Standing over the spread-eagle Hunter, he shoots the machine penetrating her from behind. The machine drones onward. Hunter groans, straining.

When it’s time for the final position, Hunter turns nervous. She squirms in the swing. Her face twists. “I will definitely, like, not be able to do this full-on anally,” she announces, staring at the machine. “I might, like, poo on it.”

“We can try a smaller one,” Powers suggests politely.

Judging by the expression on her face, Hunter looks to be doing the math on her predicament. If she doesn’t do what Jim is asking her to do, she may or may not get paid. If she doesn’t do this, it’s entirely possible no one else will hire her after today. So, she concedes.

“I think I’m gonna cry,” chokes Hunter, teary-eyed, as the machine anally penetrates her.

“Just try to look happy,” Powers consoles, reaching up from below to gently pat the inside of her thigh. “Sell it to me, baby.”

Eventually, he gets what he needs. Finally, the set photographer steps in to take the photos sold to adult magazines to maximize the amount of money made off the scene. Inadvertently, he steps on the machine’s controls. The robot slams into overdrive. The dildo thrusts in and out, the engine screaming, narrowly missing goring Hunter, who promptly bursts into tears.

Afterwards, she confides in me about the experience: “Anal sex is, like, a very emotional thing.”

The recession has forced us into making this,” Powers states flatly, the quiet machine at his feet. According to him, the “gently caress Machines” series isn’t a product of some sick mind—say, his. It’s a consequence of the recession.

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Since she got into porn a year and a half ago, Black has done between 200 and 250 scenes. In the makeup room, she leans towards the mirror and checks her skin. The makeup makes her face break out. I ask her if she was really having orgasms the half-dozen or so times she appeared to during the scene. She looks around to see if anybody is within earshot. Deen is in the shower. She cups her hand next to her lips and mouths: No.

http://susannahbreslin.net/they-shoot-stars/

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Synthbuttrange
May 6, 2007

Was doing a little reading before bedtime. "Oh, a post about starfish? Looks interesting."

Later at 2am. "gently caress"

http://echinoblog.blogspot.com.au/

yay slime stars



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