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cheese-cube posted:

please don't post my answer to the "where do you see yourself in 5 years?" interview question

are u the Man With The Nukes or a Floating Cloud Of Dispersing Atoms?

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nws, but lol lol lol at the photos in this article

https://www.buzzfeed.com/hayleycampbell/sex-machines

there's an old friend to be found as well :cool:

quote:

When we opened up the shop and hung out the sign that said ‘Unique Sex Toys, Free Demos’ Rick and I agreed that I’d do the demos on the men, and he would do the demos on the women. We’d keep it polite and professional, always courteous.

“The first guy I did was a stoned, drunken pervert! I was giving him a demo of the Fucksall (a reciprocating electric saw with a dildo attached to the end) and he kept asking me to touch him. Here I am, ramming this dildo into his rear end and he’s totally gross and he wants me to touch him.”

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Smoke weed everyday

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vid e

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LXnHgV9Zk5Y

ga

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put a laser up you peehole, piss out gravel. it's the future!

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"hmm, am I allowed to call you a 'fuckwit'..? ok let's go with that then."

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that time Optimus Prime had Allsparks :cry:

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prefect posted:

"continental contents"? :confused:

"our visual metaphor is poo poo"

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Sagebrush posted:

it's super convenient that 9/11 is just named after the date so that no one can ever forget when it was

the ninth of November, the end of history.

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atomicthumbs posted:

the french sent some loving frogmen

ayyy

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secfuck_thread.gif

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ban 4 canimé

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attn: Tori

A tshirt in the Amazon deal

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WHAT DID I SAY ABOUT STEPPING MOTHERFUCKER!?

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the snek is samuel l jackson btw

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drat girl got legs for days

https://www.instagram.com/p/BGc-id2n-Pk/

n-no step...

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:science: http://web.mit.edu/vondrick/tinyvideo/ :science:

If only these were Avatar sized, we could have enough new Stupid Newbie material to last the forums until at least the year 3000

http://reason.csail.mit.edu/~vondrick/vgan/hospital/

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SmokaDustbowl posted:

he was a firefighter training officer at the time so he probably threw that chair pretty hard

More like 'Business is lookin' up, son!' /rubs hands

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also if you never read the Seinfeld 911 script, now is the time to do so:

http://splitsider.com/2016/08/this-seinfeld-911-spec-script-is-insane-and-incredible/

"You remember my crazy friend Mo Atta?"

:eyepop:

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greenPOS supremacy

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BANME.sh posted:

first thing i thought of



lol mine was



only old Brit computer nerds will get :o:

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Bush Kermit did 9/11

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thank you Simone

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goddamn I want a pizza now

edit: lol THE REAL BIG FRIGHTEN

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:eyepop:

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ArmZ posted:

piss christ except robocop

Stay out of ... piddle.

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I saw the raid at the cinema, and while the action was well-shot and acted, it's so very very story-lite that I got kinda bored with the endless punching and kicking :o:

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oh cool shoppings here, I can have a bit of cake with my teAAAGH:can:

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'anthropomorphic apple mouse with ahegao face gets thoroughly plugged', coming soon to deviantart.

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WAR!
Huagh! What is it good for!?
Sacking out of classes!
Sing it again!

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Dislike button posted:

take me to CUM church

text me

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Sombrerotron posted:

i knew the aura interactor would make a glorious return some day

paired with the SEGA Activator for a full VR experience

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he's reached enlightenment, obviously.

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fatherboxx posted:

da motherfucking share z0ne

lol

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Gelatinous Cubes are weak against ice but take minimal damage from piercing attacks.

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Black Mirror S2 got a good review in the Graun today, so that'll be worth tracking down as well.

https://www.theguardian.com/tv-and-radio/2016/sep/16/black-mirror-first-look-review-charlie-brooker

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da motherfuckin spag z0ne

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