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theflyingexecutive posted:

I like the compensatory bate

i like to start on brazzers, hit my stride on the apple keynote, then finish back on brazzers

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Bill NYSE posted:

Does someone have the Yospos patch they could share?



just ordered this


also these



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theflyingexecutive posted:

gf got this at a show:



loving BOUGHT


along with this from the same peeps

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vodkat posted:

Dude its not cool to doxx trig like that.

100% betting that trig pops up soon with an I know that nerd story tho

I don't but I do love a well lubricated starfish iykwim

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i'm going to try adding soda to my vodka to help me quit drinking

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Phone posted:

dictionary attack

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KoRMaK posted:

i was wondering what the 9/11 posts were about out of no where and then looked at my clock and realized it is upon us

sounds like you forgot to never forget

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Panty Saluter posted:

global warming is just volcanoes and solar cycles you guys, no need to fret :pseudo:



expected goatse

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DrPossum posted:

xkcd is bad

i'm sick to my rear end of his garbage art style but that's a good visualization

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Panty Saluter posted:

yeah, i work with a dude who says all the warming is not affected by people as much as volcanoes or solar cycles. pretty funny the recent (and appreciable) spike came right after the industrial revolution

just point him to skeptical science and say "look up all your arguments there, come back when you have literally anything to say that people haven't proven to be horseshit a couple thousand times"

http://www.skepticalscience.com/

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or if you want to just make him angry download the iphone app and argue with him in person

http://www.skepticalscience.com/iphone.shtml

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Panty Saluter posted:

this is a good resource, danke :tipshat:

i try to avoid arguing at work because no one argues in good faith but who knows

just install it on his phone when he's not looking

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PokeJoe posted:

did u guys like the military? most of my buddies who joined didn't really.

the only dude i know who absolutely loved the military is gay and reallllyy loves macho military dudes

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i'm gonna steal so many bikes with this

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wz2opOBqClo

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aim for the knees

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oh i do remember there was a goon working on vb, had no idea who it was though

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160GB ipod classic is still the best music player ever made

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Sniep posted:

look at that cheap plastic garbage poo poo

i bet thats a thing marketed for gamers huh, they'll pay anything for retarded looking poo poo

how many self portraits have you sold?

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SmokaDustbowl posted:

me when I get my cheque

i don't see that bird re-regging ten times for anime bans

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H.P. Hovercraft posted:

i've never seen the wire but i know people in baltimore so i feel like i've already watched it

racist

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George posted:

chief dildo analyst

strategic dildo advisor

executive dildologist

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KoRMaK posted:

In other news, here's some human music

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F4sI4aHTIzc

speaking of, yospos might like the new sylvan esso because it's great

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6LEmDEZVa5g

and because it specifically mentions sucking american dick, which is one of the big interests around here

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epipen posted:

https://vine.co/v/OJ5T60l3Wqz
this thread when yall're talking about hardcore

is this how millennials mosh or something?

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aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

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if you want my dog meat you can come and pry it from my cold dead dog

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H.P. Hovercraft posted:

idk gay people throw parties and take cruises

for real a gay dude at a party was telling me all about a gay cruise he went on in the carib and it sounded like so much fun i was thinking i'd be tempted to switch teams just for the cruise. like they had costume nights and stuff where you were supposed to dress like a cowboy, drink special cowboy drinks, and then presumably have lots of hot sex yelling cowboy things. he was saying he'd wake up at like two pm, take an hour or so to really appreciate the day's hangover, and then check the calendar to see what he was supposed to dress like for that night

i can just picture waking up wearing nothing but spurs and a thin sticky layer of lube all over yourself and then finding a sheet slipped under your door that says "TONIGHT: WIZARD OF OZ"

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vodkat posted:

to answer your questions: dog tastes good but not as good as raw gay sex

i assumed so, but good to have confirmation

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raw doggin > cooked doggie

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Jonny 290 posted:

no you dont i spent 40 hrs a week from 2002-2006 on a game and it was a complete waste of my life and i feel bad about it

same but 2000-2002 or so

ultima online where my vesper crackas at

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lmbo

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SmokaDustbowl posted:

the sea is just going to be hungry again in an hour

lol

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AWWNAW posted:

I live down the street from this place. the intersection it's at is called The Crotch

"where'd you get your hair done"

"I'll cut you, on the crotch"

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Agile Vector posted:

dicks out, harambe

yeah but if she has a kid you have to shoot her

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every once in a while i realize it's been like six months since i heard some busta and i'm like "wtf have i been doing with my life"

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Sniep posted:

im pissed off because i cant find natural casing hot dogs anywhere around me like how did they stop being a thing? did the whole world unite in "no snap is fine apparently" mode?

if it helps you can eat a skinless hotdog and then rim me

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