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Bluemillion
Aug 18, 2008

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Bill NYSE posted:

That is quite the parade leader.



The last time I used IE my computer had a CRT monitor. This is accurate.

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Bluemillion
Aug 18, 2008

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Holy poo poo this looks so good. I genuinely want to see how workaday bureaucrats react to the King of Monsters showing up and wrecking poo poo on their watch.

Bluemillion
Aug 18, 2008

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Multi-cat drifting!


We need you, Star Fox!

Bluemillion
Aug 18, 2008

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Sniep posted:

what the fucks goin on with that guys pants / socks situation

*senses the achewood reference* *nods sagely*

Bluemillion
Aug 18, 2008

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qAkZT_4vL_Y

Bluemillion
Aug 18, 2008

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Turnquiet posted:



420 order peripherals during a reorg everyday

*not pictured: iPad Pro, Smart Keyboard, Apple Pencil, Smart Cover

**lol at the iPad Pro and Smart Keyboard auto-capitalizing their own names

***look i had to build a deck to make my varidesk a proper ergonomic height because being tall owns bones

****gently caress you

Now he's googlin' for a picture of a motorcycle
...he chooses one...
and shrinks the browser down all real small

Bluemillion
Aug 18, 2008

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NoneMoreNegative posted:

HOLD ON where the f is Scorpion's dick?

It's true, your honor.

Bluemillion
Aug 18, 2008

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Gonna have a bad time.

Bluemillion
Aug 18, 2008

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Sold.

Bluemillion
Aug 18, 2008

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duTrieux. posted:

hey, we've all got our demons.

A good post.

Bluemillion
Aug 18, 2008

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I would have posted this if you hadn't.

Bluemillion
Aug 18, 2008

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I wasn't expecting the most hardcore organism that ever lived to have hooves.
Someday they're gonna find this thing with blood soaked tatters of orange and camo fabric on those horns.

Bluemillion
Aug 18, 2008

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TgqiSBxvdws

Bluemillion
Aug 18, 2008

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a sexual elk posted:



For your MAN rear end

"Not rear end wipes, DUDE WIPES!" Ahahaha jesus christ. They deserve every loving penny they get. I can't even hate

Bluemillion
Aug 18, 2008

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Trast posted:

They used to advertise with the UFC so fighters would have the words "DUDE WIPES" emblazoned on the seat of their shorts.

This is the greatest thing I've heard all week.

Bluemillion
Aug 18, 2008

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Wheany posted:

can you cut pizza with that thing?

I appreciate this reference, but I can't remember which of the sprawl trilogy it was from.

Bluemillion
Aug 18, 2008

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It's so bright I gotta wear shades.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8qrriKcwvlY

Bluemillion
Aug 18, 2008

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This really really owns.

Bluemillion
Aug 18, 2008

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There is exactly one positive point of President Cheeto Benito. And that is that the TPP is dead so we can continue to enjoy blatent Chinese rip-offs of American IP.


That bird got some titties.

Bluemillion
Aug 18, 2008

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This looks more like a scene from a live action Ghost in the Shell movie than the trailer for the actual live action Ghost in the Shell movie.

Bluemillion
Aug 18, 2008

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love u

Bluemillion
Aug 18, 2008

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Shaggar posted:

EmDrive.png

Yeah could someone explain how this fuckkin thing actually works? Does it push off of spacetime itself? It's like, bro, do you even Newton?

Bluemillion
Aug 18, 2008

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Trabant posted:

are you lazy

or lazy lazy

https://vimeo.com/191577933

I could hear the music before I started the video. What is that poo poo called, anyhow? That generic happy music that plays when someone is pitching a solution without a problem?

Bluemillion
Aug 18, 2008

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GRWbIoIR04c

Bluemillion
Aug 18, 2008

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This is one of the most brutal dressings down in human history.

Bluemillion
Aug 18, 2008

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Funniest thing that's been posted in like a month.

Bluemillion
Aug 18, 2008

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That usually only happens when I eat at taco bell, though.

Bluemillion
Aug 18, 2008

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Stick is post button, rocks are ones. Too easy.

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Aug 18, 2008

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Sagebrush posted:

doesn't seem all that impressive compared to this guy https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nasubi

anyway




There are still heroes in this world.

Bluemillion
Aug 18, 2008

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Iridium posted:

in the long term, something like this was inevitable. smart homes get smarter, the internet of poo poo worms its way throughout your life, and some sort of rudimentary AI was going to go beyond being a behind the scenes chunk of software and into a personified thing with which people interact socially instead of just via a few buttons in an app. it already happens to a small degree: our roomba is named Wheatley, for instance.

and then japan gets to it first and we get this.

someone's gonna hack one of these things and find out there's a built in nude mode.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nkcKaNqfykg

I wanna see a thriller where the guy gets a girlfriend and the housebot gets murderously jealous.

Bluemillion
Aug 18, 2008

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EDIT: Doh

Bluemillion
Aug 18, 2008

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H.P. Hovercraft posted:

literally an episode of eureka

There we go.

Bluemillion
Aug 18, 2008

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Sagebrush posted:

it is p ironic that in the western world we do for "fun" or "exercise" the sorts of things that much of the world does "to stay alive"

"Run for fun? What the hell kinda fun is that?"

Bluemillion
Aug 18, 2008

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Trying to figure out which is funnier, the guy with the fishing rod or all the warning signs and the loving depth gauge.

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Aug 18, 2008

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Jerry Cotton posted:

I mean that's just still water but this loving idiot tried to drive through a loving river:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q5qwkz-coiM

Some Oregon trail poo poo. FORD THE RIVER!

Bluemillion
Aug 18, 2008

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BIG Bottle Rocket!

Bluemillion
Aug 18, 2008

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Shoulda put an F22 in the background. Or was it the F35 that he had a boner for? I get my defective fighter jets mixed up.

Bluemillion
Aug 18, 2008

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Imagine me screaming "Noooooo" but it's a shepards tone and never stops.

Bluemillion
Aug 18, 2008

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Wow, happy feet had some poo poo going down. I thought it was just dancing penguins. :stare:

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Bluemillion
Aug 18, 2008

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Stymie posted:

"If you do have a pussy in that thing, I want you to be careful," said Punchy.

A good reference.

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