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Iridium
Apr 4, 2002

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NoneMoreNegative posted:

Also I will not inline this as I know some weak pissbitch will make a fuss over it:

http://i.imgur.com/C9bw3wL.jpg minor NWS

lol @ the majority of folks getting small potatoes handout protest dildos and a couple of ladies bringing their own homeboys along :eyepop: :dong:

THE GUN IS GOOD

THE PENIS IS EVIL

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Iridium
Apr 4, 2002

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Iridium
Apr 4, 2002

Wretched Harp
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JhOhGhq0e54

Iridium
Apr 4, 2002

Wretched Harp

new rick and morty going in some weird directions

Iridium
Apr 4, 2002

Wretched Harp

Iridium
Apr 4, 2002

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Iridium
Apr 4, 2002

Wretched Harp
there's a lot to unpack here

Iridium
Apr 4, 2002

Wretched Harp
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HpVXIH24KzQ

Iridium
Apr 4, 2002

Wretched Harp

NoneMoreNegative posted:



gently caress youse, and youse, and youse; alla youse.

ur mom's dildo supplier's delivery system finally catching up with her demand

Iridium
Apr 4, 2002

Wretched Harp

enotnert posted:

it's just so america it huts, we are a country that will profiteer over a terrorist attack.

everything is beautiful, nothing hurts

#trump2016

there are sales, there are events planned... one of my friends was invited to a neighbor's 9/11 cookout.

it's a loving holiday now, all americans get together and try to out-grieve one another with insipid tales of how upset they were when the heard it on the radio on their loving commute. a ritualistic exercise in mass-histrionics.

a couple of years ago at work 9/11 happened to fall on a day that some director had a big group training session so they celebrated by reading out a timeline of events from the attacks (went on for like half an hour and included the HEROIC reactions of dubya etc), and then when we broke for lunch encouraged us to "tell our tales", where that one lady apparently won the day by having seen it on TV while she was on the treadmill in the gym and was so loving upset cuz she used to work with a contractor from NYC and he might have DIED.

meanwhile when i'd calmly tell people i prefer not to talk about it suddenly there's a widespread rumor around the office about how i was ex military and had been deployed to iraq or some garbage. nah, man, i just dont think it's worth wasting the breath to tell you i woke up after it was over and caught it on cnn.

Iridium
Apr 4, 2002

Wretched Harp

maniacdevnull posted:

Christ what an rear end in a top hat

Iridium
Apr 4, 2002

Wretched Harp
https://twitter.com/Popehat/status/775010717145501696

Iridium
Apr 4, 2002

Wretched Harp

i used to have one of those phones!

i gave it to my grandmother after smartphones were a thing, and she learned to text on it.

RIP sms grandma

Iridium
Apr 4, 2002

Wretched Harp
so they're rebooting the Rocky Horror Picture Show.

amongst other things, the lips are being replaced.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EcPBNWqzgcc

Iridium
Apr 4, 2002

Wretched Harp

Sombrerotron posted:

fffffffffffffffffffffffriday night motherfuckers ! !



Iridium
Apr 4, 2002

Wretched Harp

plz dont post that poor woman's nood pics

Iridium
Apr 4, 2002

Wretched Harp
loMorF

https://twitter.com/maxiryo/status/776949995505233920

Iridium
Apr 4, 2002

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Iridium
Apr 4, 2002

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i don't know that i've ever seen a more ridiculous looking tiny plane.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PAdCt6qgj9k

Iridium
Apr 4, 2002

Wretched Harp

these things

http://www.pbsvb.com/customer-industries/aerospace/aircraft-engines/tj-20-turbojet-engine

about a foot long, 5 inch diameter.

Iridium
Apr 4, 2002

Wretched Harp
thinking about powering a moped with one of those.

i mean at least it's a way cooler way to die than with heart disease in my late 50s which is the current plan.

Iridium
Apr 4, 2002

Wretched Harp

sesame street cast reunion looking grim

Iridium
Apr 4, 2002

Wretched Harp

Iridium
Apr 4, 2002

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Iridium
Apr 4, 2002

Wretched Harp
huh, it has a Chris Christie-fying filter too.

Iridium
Apr 4, 2002

Wretched Harp

Iridium
Apr 4, 2002

Wretched Harp

hail Satan

Iridium
Apr 4, 2002

Wretched Harp
https://twitter.com/Jalopnik/status/783833206730743809

ACAB

Iridium
Apr 4, 2002

Wretched Harp
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X5XSwr47Xb8

Iridium
Apr 4, 2002

Wretched Harp

my family moved down to Atlanta when i was 9 years old and in school they started talking about blasting caps all the loving time. like they'd have specific days dedicated to teaching us not to touch the loving things and stuck with it until I was in high school.

i had no idea what the gently caress they were, where i might find them, or why such a dangerous thing would be lying around all over the drat place until years later when i had access to a search engine, but to a 9yo they sounded loving cool.

Iridium
Apr 4, 2002

Wretched Harp

pffft, look at that raggedy rear end motherfucker acting like he's fit to wield Andúril

poser bitch

Iridium
Apr 4, 2002

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Iridium
Apr 4, 2002

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everything i know about Sewth Efrika i learned from Spitting Image, District 9, and news coverage of the Oscar Pistorius trial.

Iridium
Apr 4, 2002

Wretched Harp

prefect posted:



An artist’s rendition of the gigantic ring system circling what scientists think may be a giant planet or brown dwarf called J1407b. Credit Ron Miller

too many rings, no fingers

Iridium
Apr 4, 2002

Wretched Harp

Iridium
Apr 4, 2002

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Iridium
Apr 4, 2002

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Iridium
Apr 4, 2002

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Arrest dashcam

http://i.imgur.com/OtWMkco.mp4

"actions appropriate under the circumstances"

http://www.mcall.com/news/breaking/mc-allentown-police-wrestling-kick-excessive-force-lawsuit-20161020-story.html

Iridium
Apr 4, 2002

Wretched Harp

fart simpson posted:

these videos probably make me irl angrier than anything else tbh

tru

and also imagine the forums where people would post this and laugh.

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Iridium
Apr 4, 2002

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popehat decided to try out the LawBot chatbot with a theoretical drug dealer ripoff. somehow it ended up here.



https://popehat.com/2016/10/26/if-lawbot-wants-to-know-about-my-anus-im-sure-it-has-a-reason/

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