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FMguru
Sep 10, 2003

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Beast of Bourbon posted:

nice kinkshaming
genderswapped william s burroughs cosplay is exteremely my poo poo, op

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FMguru
Sep 10, 2003

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C.H.O.M.E posted:

friend of mine had a 1928 buick and the manual said "have your man adjust the spark gap every 500 miles". because there was so much maintenance you had to had a dedicated full time manservant to drive you around in it and keep it running

he also had a mode A ford. did bot need oil changes, which sounds better than todays cars but then you read the manual and see that it had no oil pan - it just dumped oil out onto the ground and you put new oil in every 500 miles. the manual actually said this was a feature because it helped keep dirt roads from getting too dusty.

modern things are a lot more reliable and low maintenance. a new car will go 7500-10,000 miles without even an oil change, just gas, and it won't have a carb that needs to be adjusted when the humidity changes and other poo poo like that that we forget about today.
im old enough to remember the cars of the distant 1970s, and how 1) actually getting them started without flooding the engine could be a real chore and 2) on cold days you had to let them run in your driveway for ten minutes to "heat up" else you'd do real damage to your engine

modern cars own

FMguru
Sep 10, 2003

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Sagebrush posted:

yea. liquid fuels are far and away the most convenient and powerful way of storing energy we've got, and gasoline is the queen of liquid fuels

imo battery-electric cars are a stopgap for the next twenty years or so until someone invents an efficient direct-methanol fuel cell and bioengineers a good way of getting cellulosic alcohol...then we'll just switch right back to trucking liquid fuel and pumping it into tanks, with neutral carbon debt and twice the efficiency
algal biodiesel is a ways off but it will get here eventually

another possibility: cheap electricity (from renewables) + water = hydrogen fuel

FMguru
Sep 10, 2003

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"im not owned! im not owned!!", i continue to insist

FMguru
Sep 10, 2003

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owns

FMguru
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prefect posted:

it's a little too salty
much
like
your


posts

FMguru
Sep 10, 2003

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lol at getting frank gehry to design your fusion reactor

FMguru
Sep 10, 2003

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FMguru
Sep 10, 2003

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FMguru
Sep 10, 2003

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NoneMoreNegative posted:


Smoke weed everyday

alternatively: all right, we get it already, you vape

FMguru
Sep 10, 2003

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Sombrerotron posted:

lol @ dildo-equipped johnny five
lol x2 at this guy

quote:

I’m this divorced Christian guy, not promiscuous at all, and here I am with a sex machine.

It was an idea I came up with in the last year or two of the marriage, as a last-ditch attempt to save whatever we had…our sex life, if nothing else. She actually pushed me for a divorce before I could finish it and give it to her.

So, I want to sell it to a couple. I will require anyone ordering a machine from me to provide proof of marriage and a signed statement of intent to use only within that marriage – kind of like a gun dealer that requires proof of age and proof of passage of a firearm safety test before selling someone a firearm. Sexual arousal is a doorway to a person’s very soul and isn’t to be messed with lightly

FMguru
Sep 10, 2003

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H.P. Hovercraft posted:

as a result heroin has never been cheaper
the free market works! :911: :911: :911:

FMguru
Sep 10, 2003

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early 80s celica hatchbacks are pro as gently caress

FMguru
Sep 10, 2003

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FMguru
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H.P. Hovercraft posted:

it's a realpost
will laren is real

and strong

and my friend

FMguru
Sep 10, 2003

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that seems like a bit of a stretch

FMguru
Sep 10, 2003

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ri-ri knows whats up

FMguru
Sep 10, 2003

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also its :3: af how flustered drake gets every time he appears with rihanna at an awards show or wherever

FMguru
Sep 10, 2003

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SmokaDustbowl posted:

how to cook perfect pasta: boil it
moms spaghetti

FMguru
Sep 10, 2003

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George posted:

it's the most godlike cop drama in history you need to get on this right now
frank pembleton might be my favorite tv character ever. andre braugher is the loving best at everything he does

have you read the david simon book that was the core source material for the homicide tv show?

FMguru
Sep 10, 2003

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George posted:

I havent, should i?
absolutely

most of the characters on the show are based on the irl baltimore homicide detectives simon documents in the book, its fun to see the similarities and differences

FMguru
Sep 10, 2003

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pictoral evidence of a life well lived

FMguru
Sep 10, 2003

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Graff posted:

if someone is freaking out on acid restore their breathing to a regular rhythm by placing a plastic bag over their head and tying it tightly around their neck

you can defeat most urine tests by simply butt chugging boiling water

dmt actually enhances the brain's innate ability to drive a car
speed bumps are actually bullshit. the faster you drive over them the less effect they have

FMguru
Sep 10, 2003

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hell yes

FMguru
Sep 10, 2003

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yes please

FMguru
Sep 10, 2003

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Sagebrush posted:

like swimming after eating, or razors in Halloween candy, or whatever. there's always some fad about the latest awful thing that's going to happen to YOUR kids
https://www.bostonglobe.com/metro/2016/09/29/bottle-flipping-becames-rage-with-middle-schoolers/1INRaYEj9dQILseR5cgVUK/story.html

FMguru
Sep 10, 2003

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Chris Knight posted:

hotblack desiato approves!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=46kXH6GGtT0

FMguru
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BANME.sh posted:

i can't imagine an online community with more insufferable know-it-alls than the snopes forums without a doubt, is.
my nigga, have you tried The Straight Dope discussion board?

FMguru
Sep 10, 2003

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Trig Discipline posted:

my marriage is founded on this ideal
her brains and your titties, i presume

FMguru
Sep 10, 2003

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trig is v. shapely

FMguru
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SmokaDustbowl posted:

lol it's the extermination pesticide poo poo. I got busted for bug powder!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BbvBCPgCDDY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=trbvx1U6Ry8

FMguru
Sep 10, 2003

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Improbable Lobster posted:

people have been posting bird murdering machines all over the forums recently and i hate it
old news pal

the cat thread has been around since 2009

FMguru
Sep 10, 2003

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tkD9aNOn6v0

to soothe the 'tism

FMguru
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p7jbP1_H9sA

FMguru
Sep 10, 2003

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good catte

bad computer

FMguru
Sep 10, 2003

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set sail for dick

FMguru
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:toot:

FMguru
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xZtOFNrHdME

FMguru
Sep 10, 2003

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graph posted:

worth a half hour of your time if you havent seen it

https://vimeo.com/127605643
this video owns, everyone watch it if you havent already

also, all jack chick fans (ironic and not) should check out this pdf: http://danielraeburn.com/The_Imp,_by_Daniel_Raeburn_files/Imp_JTC.pdf

its the all jack chick issue of "the imp", a 'zine (hey, remember those?) dedicated to odd comics. excellent source of info about chick and his history and background and a wonderful a-z concordance of recurring elements in chicks work

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FMguru
Sep 10, 2003

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Roosevelt posted:

teenage girls who just discovered mdma
contact deets plz

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