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Dune was fuckin awesome. They carved up the book and dumbed a few things down, sure, but goddamn it was a huge book; dripping with detail. Getting it in under three hours was amazing. The Stillsuits; the fremen, the fuckin guild...man. The Shadout Mapes. Patrick motherfucking Stuart. Too much great poo poo to name. I liked the movie Baron. Sure he was a bit of a caricature, but they had to thin out the pages somewhere and he wasn't even the end boss, so.
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# ? Sep 14, 2016 19:06 |
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# ? Sep 14, 2016 19:10 |
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They call my dick Shai-Halud.reallivedinosaur posted:i dunno if it was any good they would have made a sequel The only good thing about the black hole is the end where its a robot in hell or something. I rewatched Dune last night and forgot how there were so many famous actors in it. All of Lynch's usual cast members plus more. Patrick Stewart, Sean Young, Sting, Dean Stockwell, and Max von Sydow. Milk your cat SPACE HOMOS fucked around with this message at 19:31 on Sep 14, 2016 |
# ? Sep 14, 2016 19:24 |
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No one has posted this and it upsets me. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2B6jgkcANRE&t=134s
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# ? Sep 14, 2016 19:42 |
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Having just recently rewatched it, I can objectively say that it is not a good movie. Like, it's great for the weird 80s aesthetic, and the set and costume design is pretty cool, but David Lynch had definitely not figured out that a movie should be show, not tell. And there's tons of pointless filler and all the weird poo poo he threw in for no drat good reason.
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# ? Sep 14, 2016 19:59 |
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true story: when i was a kid i really wanted a dune buggy so naturally i rented the movie "dune" at the video store and popped into my betamax player and did not see even one dune buggy
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# ? Sep 14, 2016 21:25 |
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true story:when it's the end of the night and I'm drunk and dancin w/ a bloaty hellcat and my peen starts pushing against that booty I like to say "hey usul, peep this poo poo: we got wormsign the likes of which even god has never seen" and we both laugh bc the fat grodies i gently caress alllllll love dune
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# ? Sep 14, 2016 21:33 |
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reallivedinosaur posted:true story: when i was a kid i really wanted a dune buggy so naturally i rented the movie "dune" at the video store and popped into my betamax player and did not see even one dune buggy The spice harvester scout is a dune buggy. You get a quick shot of one as it's hauling rear end into the spice harvester before the sandworm attacks. Edit: They even made a toy of it in their misguided merchandising line... Edit: It looks like I'm wrong, this is the shot of the "sand crawler" scout entering the spice harvester... But they not only made a Revell model kit out of it... ...but also a motorized toy version. Edit: wrong again, here's a shot of the spice scout as well from the movie. They really did try to make toys out of everything... Young Freud fucked around with this message at 22:34 on Sep 14, 2016 |
# ? Sep 14, 2016 22:19 |
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It was really bizarre that they made Dune toys. The movie itself is not a great adaptation of the book but I do like the designs for everything. Also the change of the Weirding Way to be weapons instead of kung fu makes sense given when the movie came out.
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# ? Sep 14, 2016 22:38 |
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muscles like this? posted:It was really bizarre that they made Dune toys. Yeah, I think if the Weirding Modules actually did more than just shoot stuff, it would probably be a better compromise. I like the idea of it being an artificial focus that replicates Bene Gessrit abilities, so you could do loving nutso poo poo with it like suck the air out from under ornithopters or conjuring flame or creating a non-Holtzman shield to deflect incoming threats, etc. I think even the Fremen are impressed when Paul lays out that coup de'grace psychic scream on Feyd, crushing his dying body without the need of the Module, so it tells you how bad news those Weirding Modules are in comparison to conventional weapons like lasguns and slugthrowers. Of course, just saying "Muad'dib" and blowing up your enemy is good enough
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# ? Sep 14, 2016 23:24 |
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muscles like this? posted:It was really bizarre that they made Dune toys. the Dune toys are another product of the time, everything had fuckin' merchandising because George Lucas made enough money to build a terracotta army of cocaine golems off of Star Wars merchandising and nobody saw it coming
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# ? Sep 15, 2016 05:26 |
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Farmer Crack-rear end posted:the Dune toys are another product of the time, everything had fuckin' merchandising because George Lucas made enough money to build a terracotta army of cocaine golems off of Star Wars merchandising and nobody saw it coming It also explains why we had such weird merchandising choices like having marketing cartoons and toy lines for R-rated properties to kids like Rambo, Robocop and, to a lesser extent, Aliens (because, holy poo poo, if "Operation: Aliens" had come out in 1987-88, I would have lost my poo poo as a Younger Freud). I think that ended with Starship Troopers, now they market those toys to kid-like adults.
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# ? Sep 15, 2016 05:47 |
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=idngILUv4W0
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# ? Sep 15, 2016 06:14 |
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Young Freud posted:It also explains why we had such weird merchandising choices like having marketing cartoons and toy lines for R-rated properties to kids like Rambo, Robocop and, to a lesser extent, Aliens (because, holy poo poo, if "Operation: Aliens" had come out in 1987-88, I would have lost my poo poo as a Younger Freud). I think that ended with Starship Troopers, now they market those toys to kid-like adults. I had no idea they made Dune toys but the toys for Alien were loving rad. They also had very little to do with the movies. Sergeant Apone was wearing weird early 90s gangsta poo poo and the "scorpion" alien had a button on his tail that blew him to pieces a la T-1000. Inside the hollow of his chest cavity was a big red organ, presumably a heart. I walk through the toy aisle sometimes and feel sorry for what passes as action figures these days.
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# ? Sep 15, 2016 17:04 |
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GRILLARY CLINTON posted:should i watch it. yes once
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# ? Sep 16, 2016 00:19 |
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Dune's awesome but someone could probably make a good drug movie out of Lord of Light
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# ? Sep 16, 2016 00:39 |
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it stinks!
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# ? Sep 16, 2016 00:45 |
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skasion posted:We have wormsign the like of which even God has never seen that's just a drat good line for all the poo poo Lynch's film gets for being a bad adaptation I was amazed at how much was pulled straight from the novel the first time I actually read it
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# ? Sep 16, 2016 01:08 |
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ALL-PRO SEXMAN posted:that's just a drat good line
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# ? Sep 16, 2016 01:11 |
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Mmmmm..... Shai-Huluuuuud.
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# ? Sep 16, 2016 01:28 |
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shadow puppet of a posted:And you get to cry out "THE WATER OF LIFFEEE!" if your pickup line carries you all the way through that night. Personally whenever im about to bust I throw back my head and yell "ATOMICS!!"
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# ? Sep 16, 2016 01:38 |
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here's a lil pug hulud i drew hope u guys like him
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# ? Sep 16, 2016 01:51 |
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Gatekeeper posted:
goldmine
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# ? Sep 16, 2016 01:59 |
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Gatekeeper posted:
Looks like something out of the more bizarre Achewood arcs.
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# ? Sep 16, 2016 01:59 |
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The movie captures the mood and ideas of the books perfectly. Anyone who thinks different can eat my Arrakis.
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# ? Sep 16, 2016 07:31 |
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I tried to watch it but the voiceovers of their internal thoughts were loving terrible and put me off. Leave that poo poo in the books yo
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# ? Sep 16, 2016 07:50 |
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ColtMcAsskick posted:I tried to watch it but the voiceovers of their internal thoughts were loving terrible and put me off. Leave that poo poo in the books yo obvs someone who hasn't read the books
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# ? Sep 16, 2016 07:51 |
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gnarlyhotep posted:The movie captures the mood and ideas of the books perfectly. Anyone who thinks different can suck the spice out of my Arrakis. Ftfy I liked the movie and never read the book.
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# ? Sep 16, 2016 17:51 |
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You ever notice how Arrakis sounds like Iraq? The book is just a metaphor for Gulf War I.
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# ? Sep 16, 2016 17:53 |
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Nefarious 2.0 posted:goldmine spicemine you mean surely
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# ? Sep 16, 2016 17:56 |
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ooh wow and atreides sounds like m'ladies so.... I don't know??? what were we talking about???????
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# ? Sep 16, 2016 17:57 |
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M'lady Jessica, you don't need to use the voice on me as I will gladly poo poo in my stillsuit.
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# ? Sep 16, 2016 18:11 |
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Dune is a book about how if only the white man was in charge of ISIS they could conquer the decadent West. Inshallah
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# ? Sep 16, 2016 18:37 |
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I gotta good movie for ya OP it's called suck my balls
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# ? Sep 16, 2016 19:30 |
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SPACE HOMOS posted:M'lady Jessica, you don't need to use the voice on me as I will gladly poo poo in my stillsuit. Ugh, I just realized that gets recycled too
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# ? Sep 16, 2016 20:09 |
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how often do you have to clean the dried poo poo out of your pants or is it reprocessed and dispensed as meat from the shoes
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# ? Sep 16, 2016 20:38 |
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You'll always know you're near a fremen camp when you find large amounts of desiccated turds in the desert.
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# ? Sep 16, 2016 20:39 |
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"Urine and feces are processed in the thigh pads." -Dune movie The book just leaves you to guess as much. There's a part with Caladanian soldiers joking around that on Arrakis you have to wipe your rear end with sand.
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# ? Sep 16, 2016 20:42 |
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phasmid posted:"Urine and feces are processed in the thigh pads." The book has parts explicitly stating that the Fremen sietches all stink to high haven in no small part thanks to the stillsuits
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# ? Sep 16, 2016 20:43 |
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notZaar posted:The book has parts explicitly stating that the Fremen sietches all stink to high haven in no small part thanks to the stillsuits
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