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epileptic_ev
Aug 25, 2016

by Nyc_Tattoo
i am comfortable negotiating my rate

ur still paying up ur kids are low intelligence woman abusing liars rats

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Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose
tony shalhoub is cool

Moridin920
Nov 15, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
monk more like PUNK

Strudel Man
May 19, 2003
ROME DID NOT HAVE ROBOTS, FUCKWIT
Monk was an enjoyable TV show about a lovably neurotic detective.

EugeneJ
Feb 5, 2012

by FactsAreUseless
it's a jungle out there

epileptic_ev
Aug 25, 2016

by Nyc_Tattoo
it is a large corporate world with a lot of daring people out there but its also jewish aint it

Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

Forms change so fast
Time is moving past
Memory is smoke
Gonna get wider when I die
Nap Ghost
Pie Iesu domine, dona eis requiem

epileptic_ev
Aug 25, 2016

by Nyc_Tattoo
i speak fluent pig latin my friend

EugeneJ
Feb 5, 2012

by FactsAreUseless

epileptic_ev posted:

i speak fluent pig latin my friend

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k0PvMpHHwjY

epileptic_ev
Aug 25, 2016

by Nyc_Tattoo
lame and basic

epileptic_ev
Aug 25, 2016

by Nyc_Tattoo
i was here before any mic

The_end
May 17, 2014
On the last episode of monk. He was attached to an IV pump in a hospital at one point. I remember wondering what drug he was on to be infusing at such a slow rate.

epileptic_ev
Aug 25, 2016

by Nyc_Tattoo
lol friend of the family bitch im already dead. u sent ogres @ me they told me next time i was in id get the grace of a stand up. im just following the process. go be a rebel somewhere else LOL

epileptic_ev
Aug 25, 2016

by Nyc_Tattoo
made ur ogres cry in prison btw

Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

Forms change so fast
Time is moving past
Memory is smoke
Gonna get wider when I die
Nap Ghost
you're a loose cannon, monk! you're off the case!

Jerry Mumphrey
Mar 11, 2004

by zen death robot

(and can't post for 4 years!)

epileptic_ev posted:

lol friend of the family bitch im already dead. u sent ogres @ me they told me next time i was in id get the grace of a stand up. im just following the process. go be a rebel somewhere else LOL

drat this post is off the chaine

epileptic_ev
Aug 25, 2016

by Nyc_Tattoo
my mailbox is open 4 deliveries whenever. my mother shall fetch the goods

zeroprime
Mar 25, 2006

Words go here.

Fun Shoe
Monk was the lovable defective detective who helped solve cases for Captain Stottlemeyer, a man known to have killed multiple women to create a woman skin suit for himself.

epileptic_ev
Aug 25, 2016

by Nyc_Tattoo
with icepicks? thats a bit too far for me man i just prefer to shoot u in the face when u knock on my door past night time

Jerry Mumphrey
Mar 11, 2004

by zen death robot

(and can't post for 4 years!)

zeroprime posted:

Monk was the lovable defective detective who helped solve cases for Captain Stottlemeyer, a man known to have killed multiple women to create a woman skin suit for himself.

todd stottlemeyer?

Ibogaine
Aug 11, 2015
Sharona was a much better sidekick than the other one.

FlimFlam Imam
Mar 1, 2007

Standing on a hill in my mountain of dreams
Monks make good beer. Cheers monk!

Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

Forms change so fast
Time is moving past
Memory is smoke
Gonna get wider when I die
Nap Ghost

Jerry Mumphrey posted:

todd stottlemeyer?

Wenn ist das Nunstück git und Stottlemeyer? Ja! Beiherhund das Oder die Flipperwaldt gersput!

Forward Toward
Aug 14, 2015

No Tank You. not today tanks. Tank you very much.

TANK TANK TANK


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epileptic_ev posted:

with icepicks? thats a bit too far for me man i just prefer to shoot u in the face when u knock on my door past night time

"Past night time"? What, like daytime? Think of the postmen dammit.

epileptic_ev
Aug 25, 2016

by Nyc_Tattoo
mailbombing ppl with real explosives is no fun

on the internet if u play with fire tho

Gaunab
Feb 13, 2012
LUFTHANSA YOU FUCKING DICKWEASEL
What does permaban mean?

epileptic_ev
Aug 25, 2016

by Nyc_Tattoo
life long jail record is not worth it for me also WE ARE ALREADY IN THE PROCESS THEY ASSIGNED AN INSURANCE WORKER TO MY CASE

Forward Toward
Aug 14, 2015

No Tank You. not today tanks. Tank you very much.

TANK TANK TANK


VRRRRRRRRRRRRR

Gaunab posted:

What does permaban mean?

Does it mean spend all your money on new accounts?

Gaunab
Feb 13, 2012
LUFTHANSA YOU FUCKING DICKWEASEL

epileptic_ev posted:

life long jail record is not worth it for me also WE ARE ALREADY IN THE PROCESS THEY ASSIGNED AN INSURANCE WORKER TO MY CASE

Is your dad a doctor, lawyer, or owns a dealership?

house of the dad
Jul 4, 2005

Munk the defunct detective

epileptic_ev
Aug 25, 2016

by Nyc_Tattoo
my dad started as a coal miner and became an accountant and math teacher then principal

then he was a bookie for bingo halls

my mom has been a teacher-librarian since 18

just ray
Jan 3, 2014

by merry exmarx
hey dare did you get hosed up the rear end in prison?

epileptic_ev
Aug 25, 2016

by Nyc_Tattoo
regis says hi to tyler

Nefarious 2.0
Apr 22, 2008

Offense is overrated anyway.

the demon is back inside dare

epileptic_ev
Aug 25, 2016

by Nyc_Tattoo
mayhbe he is just lucifer

Stinky_Pete
Aug 16, 2015

Stinkier than your average bear
Lipstick Apathy
i thought it was funny when he shook a black man's hand and then got a wipe from his assistant and it looked like it was because he's racist

Nefarious 2.0
Apr 22, 2008

Offense is overrated anyway.

epileptic_ev posted:

mayhbe he is just lucifer

GET BACK DEMON

epileptic_ev
Aug 25, 2016

by Nyc_Tattoo
is this christploitation?????

Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

by vyelkin
Nap Ghost
The episode where Monk had to investigate rappers and he came out wearing a grill and smiled sheepishly I turned the TV off at that very moment and have have never watched a single episode of Monk since.

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a dog from hell
Oct 18, 2009

by zen death robot

EugeneJ posted:

it's a jungle out there

Yes... it is

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