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The Something Awful Forums > Discussion > Sports Argument Stadium > The Football Funhouse > NFL Preseason week 3 GDT. Pretending It's Real Football
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Kalli
Jun 2, 2001



 Thursday:
8pm Falcons @ Dolphins
10pm Cowboys @ Seahawks

Friday
7:30
Patriots @ Panthers
Bills @ Washington
8pm
Browns @ Buccaneers
Steelers @ Saints
10pm: Packers @ 49ers

Saturday
1pm: Chiefs @ Bears
7pm:
Lions @ Ravens
Eagles @ Colts
7:30 Giants @ Jets
8pm Titans @ Raiders
9pm Rams @ Broncos

Sunday
1pm Chargers @ Vikings
4:30 Cardinals @ Texans
8pm Bengals @ Jaguars

* # ? Aug 25, 2016 23:15
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# ? May 7, 2024 08:34
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Ehud
Sep 19, 2003

football.

 Dress rehearsal!




unless we are bad again, in which case lol who cares about the preseason

* # ? Aug 25, 2016 23:18
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Kalli
Jun 2, 2001



 Brady will probably play some in this game, so I guess it's close to real football

Man I can't wait to watch all the reclamation projects together on the field at the same time. Gonna be so hard.

BARKEVIOUS MINGO, SHEA MCCLELLIN, JONATHAN COOPER. FUTURE SUPERSTARS ONE AND ALL

* # ? Aug 25, 2016 23:21
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Ehud
Sep 19, 2003

football.

 Btw this is where we are playing tonight

https://twitter.com/miamidolphins/status/768933885233233920

* # ? Aug 25, 2016 23:41
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weird Asian candy
Aug 23, 2005

Ask me about how my football team's success determines my self worth, and how I wish I lived in New Orleans.

Ehud posted:

Dress rehearsal!




unless we are bad again, in which case lol who cares about the preseason

same

Praying for no injuries, friend.

* # ? Aug 26, 2016 00:21
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Amy Pole Her
Jun 17, 2002
 Know of a stream? My antenna won't get nbc :-/

* # ? Aug 26, 2016 00:46
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Pron on VHS
Nov 14, 2005

Blood Clots
Sweat Dries
Bones Heal
Suck it Up and Keep Wrestling

AAA DOLFAN posted:

Know of a stream? My antenna won't get nbc :-/

they have a phins/falcons thread

https://www.reddit.com/r/nflstreams/

* # ? Aug 26, 2016 00:56
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fartknocker
Oct 28, 2012


Damn it, this always happens. I think I'm gonna score, and then I never score. It's not fair.



Wedge Regret
Wait, NBC? You mean I don't have to hear the Dolphins broadcast guys be dumb again? I might actually watch this poo poo now...

* # ? Aug 26, 2016 01:01
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Oberst
May 24, 2010

Fertilizing threads since 2010
I'm about to watch this poo poo rear end game

* # ? Aug 26, 2016 01:01
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Vertical Lime
Dec 11, 2004

 poor tirico, this and sunday might be the only times he calls games this season

* # ? Aug 26, 2016 01:02
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Edmund Sparkler
Jul 4, 2003
For twelve years, you have been asking: Who is John Galt? This is John Galt speaking. I am the man who loves his life. I am the man who does not sacrifice his love or his values. I am the man who has deprived you of victims and thus has destroyed your world, and if you wish to know why you are peris

 That's cool that the Dolphins remodeled and everything but "Hard Rock Stadium" is the daddest thing ever.

* # ? Aug 26, 2016 01:03
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Ehud
Sep 19, 2003

football.

 print the shirts btw

* # ? Aug 26, 2016 01:11
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Kalli
Jun 2, 2001



 Saddehill

* # ? Aug 26, 2016 01:11
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Ehud
Sep 19, 2003

football.

Ehud posted:

print the shirts btw

hahahaha

* # ? Aug 26, 2016 01:11
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swickles
Aug 21, 2006

I guess that I don't need that though
Now you're just some QB that I used to know

Ehud posted:

print the shirts btw

as you post Tanne throws a pick lol

* # ? Aug 26, 2016 01:11
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Eltoasto
Aug 26, 2002

We come spinning out of nothingness, scattering stars like dust.



 lol

* # ? Aug 26, 2016 01:11
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fartknocker
Oct 28, 2012


Damn it, this always happens. I think I'm gonna score, and then I never score. It's not fair.



Wedge Regret

Ehud posted:

print the shirts btw


Ehud posted:

hahahaha

Excellent timing!

* # ? Aug 26, 2016 01:12
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swickles
Aug 21, 2006

I guess that I don't need that though
Now you're just some QB that I used to know

Ehud posted:

hahahaha

Ehud, are you going to do the TFF Grid of Death?

https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3787930

* # ? Aug 26, 2016 01:12
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Edmund Sparkler
Jul 4, 2003
For twelve years, you have been asking: Who is John Galt? This is John Galt speaking. I am the man who loves his life. I am the man who does not sacrifice his love or his values. I am the man who has deprived you of victims and thus has destroyed your world, and if you wish to know why you are peris

Ehud posted:

print the shirts btw

Tannehill is an elite NFL QB.

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FizFashizzle
Mar 30, 2005







 keanu neal just bitch slapped a dude

* # ? Aug 26, 2016 01:19
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FizFashizzle
Mar 30, 2005







 trufant wasn't ready for a duck thrown that weakly

* # ? Aug 26, 2016 01:23
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Kalli
Jun 2, 2001



 Jordan Cameron deserved that helmet to the taint for dropping that pass.

* # ? Aug 26, 2016 01:23
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Eltoasto
Aug 26, 2002

We come spinning out of nothingness, scattering stars like dust.



 That's uhhh, a concerning decision to make for Tannehill

Good lawd Miami

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Democrazy
Oct 16, 2008

If you're not willing to lick the boot, then really why are you in politics lol? Everything is a cycle of just getting stomped on so why do you want to lose to it over and over, just submit like me, I'm very intelligent.
Has it always been illegal to drive people back with a block and it hasn't been enforced?

Or is there some distinction as to why a WR can't drive someone back with a block?

* # ? Aug 26, 2016 01:24
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Ehud
Sep 19, 2003

football.

Democrazy posted:

Has it always been illegal to drive people back with a block and it hasn't been enforced?

Or is there some distinction as to why a WR can't drive someone back with a block?

Depends on who you are. Some teams get away with a lot of would-be OPI.

Jordan Cameron is ruining my life.

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Benne
Sep 2, 2011

STOP DOING HEROIN
I thought Jordan Cameron used to be good, did the concussions also scramble his hands?

* # ? Aug 26, 2016 01:26
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Ches Neckbeard
Dec 3, 2005

You're all garbage, back up the truck BACK IT UP!
Reminder that the Dolphins lest year coaches and front office still think Ajayai is better than Lamar Miller.

* # ? Aug 26, 2016 01:27
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Democrazy
Oct 16, 2008

If you're not willing to lick the boot, then really why are you in politics lol? Everything is a cycle of just getting stomped on so why do you want to lose to it over and over, just submit like me, I'm very intelligent.

Ehud posted:

Depends on who you are. Some teams get away with a lot of would-be OPI.

Jordan Cameron is ruining my life.

Maybe I'm confused about why the flag was thrown. Was it thrown because the WR pushed the CB outside of the 5-yard bump zone, and thus it became illegal contact?

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sexy tiger boobs
Aug 23, 2002

Up shit creek with a turd for a paddle.

 Think its because it was while the ball was in the air.

* # ? Aug 26, 2016 01:29
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FizFashizzle
Mar 30, 2005







 Michelle Tafoya looks great.

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Kalli
Jun 2, 2001



 SMDH:

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Top Hats Monthly
Jun 22, 2011


People are people so why should it be, that you and I should get along so awfully blink blink recall STOP IT YOU POSH LITTLE SHIT
Was watching Canadian Football and the General Manager of a team just got taken out by a dirty tackle, CFL rules, hth.

Really though the GM is okay and he got up, it was just a total :stonk:

Top Hats Monthly fucked around with this message at 01:33 on Aug 26, 2016

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fartknocker
Oct 28, 2012


Damn it, this always happens. I think I'm gonna score, and then I never score. It's not fair.



Wedge Regret

Benne posted:

I thought Jordan Cameron used to be good, did the concussions also scramble his hands?

He had one decent year with the Browns (80 catches for 917 yards and 7 TD), which coincidentally or not was Josh Gordon's big year, but otherwise has never done anything special before or since.

* # ? Aug 26, 2016 01:31
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Ehud
Sep 19, 2003

football.

 Tannehill owns

* # ? Aug 26, 2016 01:31
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FizFashizzle
Mar 30, 2005







 Shut the gently caress up chris

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Waroduce
Aug 5, 2008
 Tunsil blew a really simple stunt pick up on the completion to Foster

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Smarms
Aug 27, 2008
 I'm gonna be real sad when Foster crumbles into dust around week 7.

* # ? Aug 26, 2016 01:35
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FizFashizzle
Mar 30, 2005







 :rip: falcons first round draft pick

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Ehud
Sep 19, 2003

football.

 Missing Mike Pouncey :-/

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swickles
Aug 21, 2006

I guess that I don't need that though
Now you're just some QB that I used to know

Ehud posted:

Tannehill owns

I think this is one of those nights where you are causing bad things to happen

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