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FizFashizzle
Mar 30, 2005







Do they coach running backs to run past blockers like that?

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bkerlee
Aug 3, 2006

Slimy and gross.
No no no Green, walk it off.

Eifert Posting
Apr 1, 2007

Most of the time he catches it every time.
Grimey Drawer
How do the Bengals not have somebody whose only job is to tackle green and take him off the field if he so much as winces?

Quiet Feet
Dec 14, 2009

THE HELL IS WITH THIS ASS!?





Bengals are already dead only halfway through preseason.

bkerlee
Aug 3, 2006

Slimy and gross.
I swear to god he walks after plays like both legs are broken.

Edit: walking and chatting, he fine.

Edit edit: Radio guys demanding/begging that starters not come back in.

bkerlee fucked around with this message at 01:33 on Aug 29, 2016

Eifert Posting
Apr 1, 2007

Most of the time he catches it every time.
Grimey Drawer

Mucilaginous posted:

I swear to god he walks after plays like both legs are broken.

Edit: walking and chatting, he fine.

When the Bengals medical team clears you to play that's when you really have to worry.

Big Ol Marsh Pussy
Jan 7, 2007

Cavauro posted:

erickson is way better than tate at returning but is it worth the roster spot? yes

I'd be ok keeping 7 WR to keep both of them. Tate is an ok 4th WR

Grittybeard
Mar 29, 2010

Bad, very bad!

Mucilaginous posted:

I swear to god he walks after plays like both legs are broken.

Willie Roaf did this the entire second half of his career. I mean, it's different with linemen but I swear he walked with the most pronounced limp to and from the huddle right before getting out in front of plays and bulldozing people.

bkerlee
Aug 3, 2006

Slimy and gross.
Gio hit that circle button madden-style.

Goddamn he looks faster this year.

Benne
Sep 2, 2011

STOP DOING HEROIN
The Jags look like poo poo

Winkie01
Nov 28, 2004

Benne posted:

The Jags look like poo poo

People have been saying that for years.

Eifert Posting
Apr 1, 2007

Most of the time he catches it every time.
Grimey Drawer
Boyd's the woyd.

Cavauro
Jan 9, 2008

andey is really snapping those progressions. he's going to hurt his laygs

FizFashizzle
Mar 30, 2005







Jags suck man

bkerlee
Aug 3, 2006

Slimy and gross.
Hill running well too.

Whoops, Andy threw really high there.

Cavauro
Jan 9, 2008

he is still throwing balls to marvin jones

Eifert Posting
Apr 1, 2007

Most of the time he catches it every time.
Grimey Drawer
It's gotta suck to be a roster bubble receiver and have your quarterback overthrow you in the endzone that badly.

Quiet Feet
Dec 14, 2009

THE HELL IS WITH THIS ASS!?





Pump fake, or seizure? You, the viewer, decide!

MakaVillian
Aug 16, 2003

Well, in Whoville they say - that his tiny hands grew three sizes that day.

Cavauro posted:

he is still throwing balls to marvin jones

Looks like the Jags are going to be playing from behind again this year, A-rob gonna have another big year

TSBX
Apr 24, 2010

MakaVillian posted:

Looks like the Jags are going to be playing from behind again this year, A-rob gonna have another big year

So is my therapist...

MakaVillian
Aug 16, 2003

Well, in Whoville they say - that his tiny hands grew three sizes that day.

Also you may want to reconsider being on a time traveling squad if you're black, the past hasn't been typically kind to African Americans

Metapod
Mar 18, 2012

Benne posted:

The Jags look like poo poo

Water is wet

Metapod
Mar 18, 2012

MakaVillian posted:

Also you may want to reconsider being on a time traveling squad if you're black, the past hasn't been typically kind to African Americans

This is random

Suspect Bucket
Jan 15, 2012

SHRIMPDOR WAS A MAN
I mean, HE WAS A SHRIMP MAN
er, maybe also A DRAGON
or possibly
A MINOR LEAGUE BASEBALL TEAM
BUT HE WAS STILL
SHRIMPDOR
I have no access to a TV, stuck in pantherland for family event. Kindly keep me updated on how the jags are making GBS threads the bed.

TSBX
Apr 24, 2010

Suspect Bucket posted:

I have no access to a TV, stuck in pantherland for family event. Kindly keep me updated on how the jags are making GBS threads the bed.

Penalties, center/qb snap issues, bad defense. You know, the usual.

Cavauro
Jan 9, 2008

has a bengal ever made a one on one tackle in the open field that wasn't a chase down

Benne
Sep 2, 2011

STOP DOING HEROIN
Geno is making GBS threads all over Luke Joeckel

Alaois
Feb 7, 2012

Metapod posted:

This is random

tv ads

Winkie01
Nov 28, 2004
The VMA's have started.

Suspect Bucket
Jan 15, 2012

SHRIMPDOR WAS A MAN
I mean, HE WAS A SHRIMP MAN
er, maybe also A DRAGON
or possibly
A MINOR LEAGUE BASEBALL TEAM
BUT HE WAS STILL
SHRIMPDOR

TSBX posted:

Penalties, center/qb snap issues, bad defense. You know, the usual.

No worries then. Has anyone taken Joeckel out back and shot him yet? It's really the kindest thing to do at this point.

Cavauro
Jan 9, 2008

the allens are kicking my arse

Athanatos
Jun 7, 2006

Est. 1967
Every team but the Colts in the AFC South owns

TSBX
Apr 24, 2010
Ahahah what the gently caress

Eifert Posting
Apr 1, 2007

Most of the time he catches it every time.
Grimey Drawer
Come on man you have to ignore that rule for the poor linebacker. Just let him have the touchdown.

Suspect Bucket
Jan 15, 2012

SHRIMPDOR WAS A MAN
I mean, HE WAS A SHRIMP MAN
er, maybe also A DRAGON
or possibly
A MINOR LEAGUE BASEBALL TEAM
BUT HE WAS STILL
SHRIMPDOR
Did something interesting happen?

Athanatos
Jun 7, 2006

Est. 1967
The knuckle on that once it hit the air

TSBX
Apr 24, 2010
It should be 4 points if it bounces off the upright and in.

Nervous
Jan 25, 2005

Why, hello, my little slice of pecan pie.

Suspect Bucket posted:

I have no access to a TV, stuck in pantherland for family event. Kindly keep me updated on how the jags are making GBS threads the bed.

Receiver enters game, catches a TD, but fails to report to the ref that he's eligible so it gets called back.

FizFashizzle
Mar 30, 2005







guys i just finished ep 3 of stranger things

does it stay this good because holy poo poo

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TSBX
Apr 24, 2010

Suspect Bucket posted:

Did something interesting happen?

We subbed in a linebacker on offense, he caught a TD pass, but he didn't report as eligible so it was called back.

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