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Instruction Manuel
May 15, 2007

Yes, it is what it looks like!

Tonsured posted:


This piece of ilkhanid art depicts the death of Yazdegird I, kicked to death by water horse. He had stopped to take a drink and a horse magicaly appeared out of the water and that is definitely how he died for reals. I mean stuff like this happens all the time I relate a lot. The surprise on the witnesses was the expression on my visage when my father plummeted to his death on our spontaneous mountain climbing trip. After I inherited his vast fortune I was able to afford many a prostitute, that you can be assured friends. Yes, in many ways a owe a lot to this painting including all the crazy sex I have all the time.

gently caress I hate when water horses just appear out of nowhere and kick you in the chest I WAS JUST GETTING A GODDAMN DRINK YOU JERK rear end HORSE! :mad:

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Instruction Manuel
May 15, 2007

Yes, it is what it looks like!


Holy bulging tights, Batman! :eyepop:

Instruction Manuel
May 15, 2007

Yes, it is what it looks like!


Soooooooo, do you have the rest of this photo set? :mrgw:


Hey, homegrown isn't allowed

Instruction Manuel
May 15, 2007

Yes, it is what it looks like!


Thanks to you I found my image
:siren::nws::siren:






:nws: http://i.imgur.com/ZejFfuW.jpg :nws:






I feel so complete now.

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Instruction Manuel
May 15, 2007

Yes, it is what it looks like!


Oh myyyyyyy


:stare: pro click

Instruction Manuel
May 15, 2007

Yes, it is what it looks like!

Moon Atari posted:

the film clip to can't get you out of my head was one of the first things i ever thought about while jerking it. then a little while later it was playing and my dad turned to my mum and said 'she looks just like you when you were younger', and it was years before i felt safe to masturbate again.

lol, owned by your dad

Ralph Hurley posted:

:nws:euro-titties

:eyepop: i remember this scene

Instruction Manuel
May 15, 2007

Yes, it is what it looks like!

bitmap posted:

I too get hard thinking about how radical that shirt is

:same:

Instruction Manuel
May 15, 2007

Yes, it is what it looks like!

Decrepus posted:

This is very good but was it worth all of the ugly people who are now in to latex? You decide.

Yes

Instruction Manuel
May 15, 2007

Yes, it is what it looks like!

Germstore posted:

ok. ok. would not have clocked in a million years.

I'm missing something here.

Instruction Manuel
May 15, 2007

Yes, it is what it looks like!


Oh! Lol. I should'a known.

Instruction Manuel
May 15, 2007

Yes, it is what it looks like!


Oh no problems here. I just thought I was missing something. Turns out I was!



























What I was missing was Jessie Dubai's huge dick :dong: ;-*

Instruction Manuel
May 15, 2007

Yes, it is what it looks like!


What is going on here, exactly?

Instruction Manuel
May 15, 2007

Yes, it is what it looks like!

Big Centipede posted:

I don't know but I want to gently caress it

Fukkin :same:

Pudding Huxtable posted:

collective goons' feet rotting off in some beautiful collective astrological diabetic unison just from staring at that entire vid unblinking

Lol. Not gonna lie. This was me: :confused: :stwoon:

Instruction Manuel
May 15, 2007

Yes, it is what it looks like!

Internaut! posted:

ya hes making ice cream after all


FuhrerHat posted:

thats hot cream

I was making hot cream while watching it, iykwim :smugmrgw:

Instruction Manuel
May 15, 2007

Yes, it is what it looks like!

LethalGeek posted:

She's nearly 60 in this pic, or is 60. I know make up and surgery is a thing but holy gently caress lady good job

What!? :eyepop:

Instruction Manuel
May 15, 2007

Yes, it is what it looks like!

Young Freud posted:

Unfortunately this is so short that you can't see the man wearing a full set of plate armor while banging a chick.

Yes, it's Uthor Pendragon's rape of Arthur's mother from Excalibur.



Oh drat, I thought that's what it might have been. I actually haven't seen that till now on account of seeing Excalibur only on cable television :v: You don't even need the scene as it's pretty obvious what happened. drat. That was a good movie :)

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Instruction Manuel
May 15, 2007

Yes, it is what it looks like!

hard counter posted:

your queen got infected by the animu



what now scr*b

Lol, like that's considered a turn off :smug:

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