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Moon Atari
Dec 26, 2010

A swimsuit advertisement which depicted a laughing woman looking into the camera while pulling her shorts down at the front to show off the bikini underneath. I can't find it but I assure you it was hot.

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Moon Atari
Dec 26, 2010

Pretty Lady Blob posted:

if voices count then kylie minogue is a twofer for me

the film clip to can't get you out of my head was one of the first things i ever thought about while jerking it. then a little while later it was playing and my dad turned to my mum and said 'she looks just like you when you were younger', and it was years before i felt safe to masturbate again.

Moon Atari
Dec 26, 2010

I'm glad I popped my first boners while looking at images of pretty ladies and not of cartoon characters. Whenever I hear people arguing that their should be less sexualised depictions of women in media I question whether they've thought through all the consequences. The boners aren't going to go away, they'll just be associated with less appropriate stimuli.

Moon Atari
Dec 26, 2010


As a child I had a toy of this and you could lift up her plastic slave skirt to see the plastic thong underneath, but it would bend the skirt in a way that would damage its collector's value. It was like a test for whether your heterosexuality is stronger than your autism.

Moon Atari
Dec 26, 2010

I was 9, my parent's told me about collector's value but they only told me that the point of keeping things in boxes was to protect them in top condition, so I assumed if I didn't damage it than it would be okay even outside of the box. But I still lifted that skirt hard enough that it was flipped vertical.

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