Register a SA Forums Account here!
JOINING THE SA FORUMS WILL REMOVE THIS BIG AD, THE ANNOYING UNDERLINED ADS, AND STUPID INTERSTITIAL ADS!!!

You can: log in, read the tech support FAQ, or request your lost password. This dumb message (and those ads) will appear on every screen until you register! Get rid of this crap by registering your own SA Forums Account and joining roughly 150,000 Goons, for the one-time price of $9.95! We charge money because it costs us money per month for bills, and since we don't believe in showing ads to our users, we try to make the money back through forum registrations.
The Something Awful Forums > Archives > General Bullshit > images that prompted your sexual awakening
 
  • Locked thread
Tonsured
Jan 14, 2005

I came across mention of a Gnostic codex called The Unreal God and the Aspects of His Nonexistent Universe, an idea which reduced me to helpless laughter. What kind of person would write about something that he knows doesn't exist, and how can something that doesn't exist have aspects?

This piece of ilkhanid art depicts the death of Yazdegird I, kicked to death by water horse. He had stopped to take a drink and a horse magicaly appeared out of the water and that is definitely how he died for reals. I mean stuff like this happens all the time I relate a lot. The surprise on the witnesses was the expression on my visage when my father plummeted to his death on our spontaneous mountain climbing trip. After I inherited his vast fortune I was able to afford many a prostitute, that you can be assured friends. Yes, in many ways a owe a lot to this painting including all the crazy sex I have all the time.

* # ¿ Aug 26, 2016 00:44
  • Quote
Adbot
ADBOT LOVES YOU

# ¿ Apr 30, 2024 02:32
  • Quote
  • Locked thread
The Something Awful Forums > Archives > General Bullshit > images that prompted your sexual awakening