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Woolie Wool
Jun 2, 2006


a diseased anus posted:

They always have stairs in their house because SomethingAwful was hot poo poo 10 years ago. It was the big walled-garden for elitists who demanded everyone use proper punctuation and grammar and otherwise follow rules or get banned.

Yes, how dare I be forced to conform to basic standards of acceptable behavior. Jesus Christ, did redditors and other :reddit: FREEZE PEACH people grow up in homes where their parents never set any boundaries for anything ever because my little Timmy is a perfect angel and never in need of correction?

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Lucky Guy
Jan 24, 2013

TY for no bm

theyre right

turn off the TV
Aug 4, 2010

moderately annoying

Triggered posted:

Reddit has tons of porn for just about anything. Eel porn, tentacle porn, fish porn.

This but for cat pictures instead.

zimboe
Aug 3, 2012

FIRST EBOLA GOON AVOID ALL POSTS SPEWING EBLOA SHIT POSTS EVERWHERE
I'm literally retarded
Well, yeh, but isn't Reddit the equivalent of the oil filter on the sump of the Internet?
Catching all the particles and bits of waste that is continuously being generated by the collective colon of every teenaged dickbeating shithead in the world?

I mean, I've looked at it and couldn't make much sense of the site.
They seem to be the equivalent of pouring every naked masturbatory stutterfuck on Earth into a gigantic conical burette along with ten thousand gallons of K-Y and later decanting the resulting organic fluids into a single container called Reddit.
Eww.
...
Fuckem. Fuckem running. gently caress Reddit in both ears.
SA rules.

Smash it Smash hit
Dec 30, 2009

prettay, prettay
I don't have the patience for Reddit tbqh I like to poo poo post at leisure

CuddleCryptid
Jan 11, 2013

Things could be going better

We might be dead but hey, at least we ban our literal pedophiles.

Commie Lasorda
May 15, 2009

IT'S CLOBBERIN' TIME!

zimboe posted:

Well, yeh, but isn't Reddit the equivalent of the oil filter on the sump of the Internet?
Catching all the particles and bits of waste that is continuously being generated by the collective colon of every teenaged dickbeating shithead in the world?

I mean, I've looked at it and couldn't make much sense of the site.
They seem to be the equivalent of pouring every naked masturbatory stutterfuck on Earth into a gigantic conical burette along with ten thousand gallons of K-Y and later decanting the resulting organic fluids into a single container called Reddit.
Eww.
...
Fuckem. Fuckem running. gently caress Reddit in both ears.
SA rules.

I too, like using a thesaurus

Moridin920
Nov 15, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
whatever last i checked goons shut a bunch of their subreddits down a couple years ago and sent their bitch asses into a tizzy

they better get rid of that 9 it ain't gonna help; what goods it gonna do against a forum that strangles itself?


also lol


Moridin920 fucked around with this message at 17:27 on Aug 26, 2016

redm
Feb 20, 2016


Sugartime Jones
I've heard reddit get referred to as "the gentlemans 4chan." In my eyes, the difference between them is strictly superficial.

TheMaskedUgly
Sep 21, 2008

Let's play a different game.

quote:

Goon irony is more like playing devil's advocate taken to absurdity ending in even self-deception.

This but ironically

ikanreed
Sep 25, 2009

I honestly I have no idea who cannibal[SIC] is and I do not know why I should know.

syq dude, just syq!

:wow:

I mean sure it's a dumb meme post, but they're still upvoting it

zimboe
Aug 3, 2012

FIRST EBOLA GOON AVOID ALL POSTS SPEWING EBLOA SHIT POSTS EVERWHERE
I'm literally retarded

Pudding Huxtable posted:

I too, like using a thesaurus

You gotta be drat careful dealing with a Thesaurus. They'll bite your fricken face off if you're not quick.
Worse than those goddam Raptors.

Don't try to gently caress'em, they don't like it.

Instruction Manuel
May 15, 2007

Yes, it is what it looks like!

Moridin920 posted:

whatever last i checked goons shut a bunch of their subreddits down a couple years ago and sent their bitch asses into a tizzy

they better get rid of that 9 it ain't gonna help; what goods it gonna do against a forum that strangles itself?


also lol


Lol. That has to have been a goon that posted that to stir the pot. Of course you have those who take it at face value.

turn off the TV
Aug 4, 2010

moderately annoying

Wamdoodle posted:

I do find it funny how I hear SA isn't relevant anymore but is still the boogieman in any game with a group function I.e. EVE, Star Citizen (lol), any other MMO. then again, most gamers got brain problems (I play games)

Actually this makes me think. All of the alt right posters on reddit are convinced that SRS is made up of goons and that SRS somehow secretly controls and censors the website, so in a way I guess SA is the boogie man of reddit too.

Knight
Dec 23, 2000

SPACE-A-HOLIC
Taco Defender
Reddit is where I go for all my Gay Teen Pics, I mean, after those FASCISTS at SA forced us to remove all the other reddits

Moridin920
Nov 15, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
man I'm trying to find that image of a reddit post where someone listed a bunch of subreddits and then put 'CLOSED BY ORDER OF SOMETHINGAWFUL' underneath each one and he was all enraged about goons shutting jailbait subreddits down

e: lol well what do you know

CuddleCryptid
Jan 11, 2013

Things could be going better

Lol We didn't get all those shut down, Anderson loving Cooper did

Knight
Dec 23, 2000

SPACE-A-HOLIC
Taco Defender

DreamShipWrecked posted:

Lol We didn't get all those shut down, Anderson loving Cooper did
True, but they blamed us for bringing attention to their jailbait forums. To be fair, a lot of them were like "yeah, we probably shouldn't have those on here" but the moderators were very bitter about it and weren't afraid to name their illness: Something Awful Dot Com.

Instruction Manuel
May 15, 2007

Yes, it is what it looks like!

DreamShipWrecked posted:

Lol We didn't get all those shut down, Anderson loving Cooper did

Oh, werd?

Moon Atari
Dec 26, 2010

Knight posted:

Reddit is where I go for all my Gay Teen Pics, I mean, after those FASCISTS at SA forced us to remove all the other reddits



I'm adding this list to my resume's achievements section.

CuddleCryptid
Jan 11, 2013

Things could be going better

Knight posted:

True, but they blamed us for bringing attention to their jailbait forums. To be fair, a lot of them were like "yeah, we probably shouldn't have those on here" but the moderators were very bitter about it and weren't afraid to name their illness: Something Awful Dot Com.



Yeah, that whole fiasco was really the spawning point of the Free Speech crusades. It probably helped that those subreddits were bringing a massive amount of traffic to the site (enough for the admins to give an award to ViolentCrez, god help us all).

KM Scorchio
Feb 13, 2008

"If you don't find rape hilarious, you're a sensitive crybaby."
dad is robocop, so what

phasmid
Jan 16, 2015

Booty Shaker
SILENT MAJORITY
I heard people who use reddit poop in their own mouths. Not for any medical reason, they just enjoy it :confused:

GolfHole
Feb 26, 2004

is this the thread were one guy in a chair is making fun of another guy in a chair

TwoStepBoog
Apr 12, 2008

Knight posted:

Reddit is where I go for all my Gay Teen Pics, I mean, after those FASCISTS at SA forced us to remove all the other reddits



this image is just so many layers of bizarre and disgusting, i can't look away

P-Mack
Nov 10, 2007

FuhrerHat posted:

is this the thread were one guy in a chair is making fun of another guy in a chair

Nah, one guy is at a standing desk chugging Soylent he bought with Bitcoins.

Moon Atari
Dec 26, 2010

FuhrerHat posted:

is this the thread were one guy in a chair is making fun of another guy in a chair

I'm the chair in this metaphor.

1st_Panzer_Div.
May 11, 2005
Grimey Drawer
Wait a loving minute, when was SA associated with a CIA front? How could anyone see this shitshow and go "yup, that must be a front for one of the most nefarious spy organizations in the world"

It must be the pants making GBS threads threads.

Seizure Meat
Jul 23, 2008

by Smythe
I think the last quote in the OP might be a compliment?

Smash it Smash hit
Dec 30, 2009

prettay, prettay

FuhrerHat posted:

is this the thread were one guy in a chair is making fun of another guy in a chair

Lol if you don't phone post

Iron Prince
Aug 28, 2005
Buglord
an sa poster goes to reddit to read about sa. it's like retardation inception

down n out
Sep 16, 2008

Nap Ghost

quote:

paid moderators

Holy mother of god

KM Scorchio
Feb 13, 2008

"If you don't find rape hilarious, you're a sensitive crybaby."
I too am a dead gay spy.

Fat Shat Sings
Jan 24, 2016

zimboe posted:

Well, yeh, but isn't Reddit the equivalent of the oil filter on the sump of the Internet?
Catching all the particles and bits of waste that is continuously being generated by the collective colon of every teenaged dickbeating shithead in the world?

reddit has the benefit of being so large and organized in such a way that most of that poo poo is hidden. There are plenty of pedophiles / rapists / whatever horrible person exists all over reddit but their huge swarm of isolated smaller parts allows people in their own isolated part to be smug about how superior their website is because r/science or r/games is good quality. They can just pretend r/literalinfantmurder or r/AATrek or whatever doesn't exist.

but this is SA, we are all poo poo down here.

autoaim.cfg
Aug 6, 2005
:qq: WHINY SHITHEAD :qq:
*drops mic*

FactsAreUseless posted:

Lowtax is going to sell the forums to Yahoo.


The Real Foogla posted:

I hope he gets millions

in cash obv

In cash? Jesus Christ, what are you? A pleb?
He's getting a million Mangosteen for the forums.



Now THAT's a sweet deal !

buckets of buckets
Apr 8, 2012

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BexGu
Jan 9, 2004

This fucking day....

1st_Panzer_Div. posted:

Wait a loving minute, when was SA associated with a CIA front? How could anyone see this shitshow and go "yup, that must be a front for one of the most nefarious spy organizations in the world"

It must be the pants making GBS threads threads.

One of the D&D mods (Vire Rat) was killed in Benghazi...and then Glenn Bleck went even crazier then he already is about conspiracy theory's.

Commie Lasorda
May 15, 2009

IT'S CLOBBERIN' TIME!

Bitter Mushroom posted:

(((mangostein)))

Falun Bong Refugee
Dec 14, 2015

by FactsAreUseless
I saw them at the supermarket for like 5.99/lb the other day. You can get bone in ribeye for that price.

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Smash it Smash hit
Dec 30, 2009

prettay, prettay
I'll buy that for a dollar!

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