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Dec 30, 2009

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I like what we have here. :unsmith:



can't wait til we all die together




Especially nooner




Can't wait for him to die

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Dec 30, 2009

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I don't have the patience for Reddit tbqh I like to poo poo post at leisure

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FuhrerHat posted:

is this the thread were one guy in a chair is making fun of another guy in a chair

Lol if you don't phone post

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Dec 30, 2009

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I'll buy that for a dollar!

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I think I have kicked just about every SA members butt time to ...





Expand my horizons :grin:

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just ray posted:

we should pee on each other and drink our own piss

This is the hero we need

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Dec 30, 2009

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i rememebr when dare and i used to be friends before,..... the incident

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y troll posted:

IN THE GRIM BARKNESS OF THE FUTURE THERE ARE ONLY DOGS

dang.

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i skipped around this post and now i kinda love dare. dare if you are reading this, PM me

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Smash it Smash hit posted:

i skipped around this post and now i kinda love dare. dare if you are reading this, PM me

platonic love tho cause lol o

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Dec 30, 2009

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man those people sure do have an opinion on lowtax

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Dec 30, 2009

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my opinion on lowtax: sometimes hes pretty funny sometimes he's not.

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Dec 30, 2009

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VendaGoat posted:

MODS!?!?!?

My opinon on user VendaGoat : *fart noise*

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Dec 30, 2009

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i read that reddit thread wow what a buncha turds

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Dec 30, 2009

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one time lax offered to pay me 25 bucks and a case of beer to help move some of his stuff from his home lo and behold it wasnt even his house! AYE yai yai!

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one time hwen i was hanging out on the DL with Mad Dog Lowtax some frat bros rolled up on us. ol' richard just bared his teeth and barked at them like a vicious pit bull and those chads ran off ! crazy.

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Falun Bong Refugee posted:

Lowtax was cooler when he was hanging with Stile.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9Gvo1uWAhHc

after this presentation me and the LAX hit up a freshman party and got totally trashed. we ended up clogging up all the sinks/drains/toilets int he place. then we turned the hot water heater thermostat and made them play a real life game of floor is lava. crazy richard!

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Quote-Unquote posted:

One time I saw Lowtax punch a hole through a cow just to see what was on the other side

One time ol' Mad Dog Lowtax took a bite out of a live hobo just to taste fresh human flesh ( like a mad dog) (( the hobo was paid handsomely))

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Quote-Unquote posted:

But what you didn't know is that that hobo's name....

was Albert Einstein!

actually i am pretty sure it was ol mad dogs father but idk

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Quote-Unquote posted:

Oh poo poo you're right I'm confusing it with another, similar Lowtax/Hobo incident.

too many to count really.

one time Mad Dog took me to the rodeo and shoved a fire cracker up one of the bulls butt. boy was that cowboys face red!

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Wamdoodle posted:

Was it......


A DOOM HOUSE!?

it very well may have, i am not sure i left in a hurry! mad dog did pay me handsomely however.

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One time Lowtax "Mad Dog" Kyanka offered to watch my house while i was on vacation and racked up like 100bucks in HBO purchases

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he did leave half a case of PBR's in my fridge though

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hm weird Mad Dog used to bum ciggarettes from people at bars and put them in an empty pack, then he would sell the pack and buy booze with it. rinse and repeat

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Quote-Unquote posted:

I dread to think what he may have done to that innocent cigarette if I said he could bum one!!!!

probably sell it, mad dog is very enterprising

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GRANNYS PEACH TEA posted:

If I was scared of the Taxman I wouldn't make so many Uwe Boll jokes.

Hit me with one, bro.

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Smash it Smash hit posted:

Hit me with one, bro.

THATS WHAT MAD DOG SAID TO MR. BOLL

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GRANNYS PEACH TEA posted:

I haven't thought of the punchline for this one yet, but...

What's the difference between Adolf Hitler and Uwe Boll?

One of them's (still working on the bit that goes here)

With Lowtax "Mad Dog" Kyanka in the boxing ring the punchline is something seomthing something :downs:

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Dec 30, 2009

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Jack Trades posted:

I knew that Lowtax hated women! loving knew it.

youre wrong ol' Mad Dog loved women more than anything else in this world. Its just his passion, its too much for a woman to conceive

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Captain Yossarian posted:

One time I offered to take lowtax and lady tax out to a nice Chinese dinner when I was in MO for business but they thought I was joking :(

that mad dog takes his food very serious, one time i went to a hole in the wall chinese joint with him and when they tried to charge us a quarter for fortune cookies he drat near wrecked the place

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waitwhatno posted:

Most of these stories sound somewhat made up, but I can totally see the taxman eating a hobo. that just sounds like something that happened.

Not the whole hobo I mind you! And he was payed handsomely for sacrificing his right calf.

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Dec 30, 2009

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vols bitch posted:

i huff gasoline with lowtax on friday nights and then we cruise the walmart parking lot in my 86 ford ranger

hosed up, you should rise in mad dogs suped up el Camino any chance you can

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Dec 30, 2009

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Y'all suck

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My drat balls please

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Dec 30, 2009

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Your av was so bad it was given out as punishment so,

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