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Reddit has tons of porn for just about anything. Eel porn, tentacle porn, fish porn.

This is why millions of people go to reddit and SA is full of sad brains still laughing at doom house.

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Hustlin Floh posted:

Rest IP Vire Rat... real gangstas neva die

Who would have thought an SA Eve nerd could bring down Clinton to ensure President Trump gets into power.

He died doing what he loved, rip in peace Vire Rat.

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President Obama does AMA's on reddit, SA's most famous poster was Robin Williams. Leader of the free world vs someone choking themselves to death while jerking it.

Another win for reddit.

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gannyGrabber posted:

Uh i'd take patch adams before armchair serial killer anyday pal

Uh Obama does that drone scene in toys for reals. Pretty hardcore if you ask me. Snuffing out life by merely squeezing a trigger thousands of miles away. He is not a man, he is a God!

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Whoever replaced cuck with this is a cuck.

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I think SA is still winning on the child sex offender count though when it comes to mods.

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We should stop all this inter site fighting, lets discuss the great things about SA instead. The front page would be a good start.

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Yeah its great, brilliant stuff from Lowtax and shmorky. Do you have stairs in your house (you need to be an SA insider to understand this lol!)?

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waitwhatno posted:

Hugbox gbs was pretty bad, but so is alt-right gbs. As with most things in life, moderation is the key. Start probating people who ramble about moooslems, but also probate the people who are reporting them, to keep things in balance.

SJW GBS was terrible, everyone trying to out outrage each other. This GBS is at least tolerable.

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I dont know why you guys are even discussing this, the writing is on the wall. SA does not attract new people, the only new accounts on the site will be people who lost their original ones or have a long list of perma banned accounts.
Changing GBS rules aint going to do poo poo, mass purges will make things worse and new ways to reward "good" posting wont make a difference because the userbase is no longer here.

I have given Lowtax many a 10bux but the site will further dwindle to obscurity until its time for the pain to end and its smothered to death. It had a good run.

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Applewhite posted:

I'm just as happy to have had nothing to do with him.

Around that time GBS was still in SJW mode. I remember a thread where a number of goons were arguing that child rapists should be allowed to work in schools again after their sentence had finished (debt to society had been paid blah blah blah).
As soon as Aatrek got doxxed the same people wanted him perma banned, burn effigies etc.

I was just there like :smug: because I am a badass motherfucker.

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Must be a couple of years at least, it was by far the worst iteration of GBS. Basically d&d v2.

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Doobies was one of the greatest thing to happen to SA. It was very much like when bernie supporters on reddit were giving up their families food budget to the campaign.

If anyone says SA has a smarter than average userbase, all you need to do is point them to the doghouse thread.

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When I dont want things spoilered I usually stay away from things that could spoil it for me. I think this is because im not a loving moron.

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Vargs posted:

This post would make sense if he went into a game of thrones spoiler discussion thread or something.

"Hmmm SA has a long history of spoiling shows, films and books. Let me head over to SA to see whats going on there today" :downsbravo:

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Kaedric posted:

Hmm I like a thing, I better literally hermetically seal myself off from the outside world in case someone spoils it in an unrelated post on a forum I frequent

EDIT: I don't give a poo poo about spoilers but the dogpile on that guy for bringing it up (even though spoilers themselves wasn't his direct point) is actually a super good example of the dumb and pointless hostility that drives people away hth

Its called having a bit of self control, if I don't want something spoilered, I don't go to places that I'm highly likely to see spoilers. SA is a place that allows spoilers to be displayed, its not loving rocket science is it.

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I own a Harry Potter t-shirt, I wear it whenever I need to start a little magic with my wand.

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AugmentedVision posted:

So people who regularly watch popular TV shows and movies should never go to SA. Gotcha. This is good for the forums and will revitalize the community.

If you dont want them spoilered then no you shouldnt come to SA. Ez pz.

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AugmentedVision posted:

Why are the 2016 reregs furiously defending spoilers lol

Why are crying like a lil bitch about them.

https://youtu.be/ZSS5dEeMX64

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This arguing is making me lose my horny, anyone wanna cyber? :bigtran:

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drunk asian neighbor posted:

Make it 24 hours of every thread title must be a spoiler for a currently ongoing show

Yams Megathread V3: CHRISTIAN SLATER IS A FIGMENT OF ELIOT'S IMAGINATION

YOU SON OF A BITCH MOTHERFUCKING WHORE!!!!!!!

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My family has always had perma banned accounts, my father had one, I have one, my sister has a perma banned account too.

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Smythe posted:

Regdate shaming is an SA tradition

Regdate shaming was good when new people were creating accounts. When was the last time that happened. 4 years ago, 5?

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The Skeleton King posted:

what even caused all of the recent robocop poo poo? It feels like one day people just started getting pissy about even the smallest things and for some reason people started listening to them.

Goons are like the south Park episode where they are smelling their own farts.

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Uh oh out come the SJW cucks. Probably still upset the furry safespace thread is gone.

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Smythe posted:

This guy is loving LEGIT. AS. gently caress. Not taking any prisoners or pulling any punches. I wouldn't want to enter the online octagon with this motherfucker, that's for sure. :catstare:

Lol you got owned son.

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Lol there is some butt hurt in this thread. You guys just need to relax, just think happy thoughts.

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SneakyFrog posted:

Somebody asked the mormons about magnets one too many times. Now, a lone keyboard warrior comes forth to venture into the hive of scum that is the something awful forums.

He's striking the internet back where it hurts. in a dead gay comedy forum.

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Would you like to learn about the church, I could have two representatives at your door tomorrow.

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Witnesses aint my fault man, I just control Mormon missionaries so dont try and pin that watchtower poo poo on me. I do like awake though, it explained why witnesses hate homos but they leave them alone politically so they are better than Mormons in that regard.

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I very much doubt they knew it was a joint. Utah Mormons dont know poo poo.

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Still better than Mormons.

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Seriously Utah Mormons dont know poo poo, one of my companions had never smelled marijuana before I told him what it was. One of them said he didnt know why there were homeless people in the city because deseret industries should be taking care of them. We were several thousand miles away from the nearest storehouse.

Most of them are so sheltered they have never seen an r rated movie in their lives and im not joking.

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drunk asian neighbor posted:

Yeah I've never really had an issue with them. The ones talking to us while we were smoking were basically like "ok, cool, have a nice day, thanks for listening!" when we told them we weren't interested, and I've chatted up a couple of them when they were walking in the same direction as me and they all seemed pretty chill. Less concerned with converting me and more concerned with portraying members of their religion as nice and reasonable human beings. Shocking, I know.

Is there a reason they usually travel in pairs, though? Is it a safety thing, or so that they can help each other out/back each other up during conversations, or what?

They travel in pairs for security, stops you being accused about stuff (which still happens anyway) but the 99% reason is to make sure you are never alone by yourself so you cant do bad stuff. The only time you are alone as a missionary is when you piss, shower or poo poo.

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Darth123123 posted:

That Mormon guy got religion in my Reddit thread.

Please fill this out brother

https://www.mormon.org.uk/missionaries

This is me irl

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