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a shiny rock
Nov 13, 2009

i think i may have eaten chili at some point that had corn in it and was also good. im not some chili sperg though

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ArbitraryC
Jan 28, 2009
Pick a number, any number
Pillbug
Why is he wearing his watch upside down

The Kingfish
Oct 21, 2015


OctoberBlues posted:

Do you think the chili guy cried? I mean he spent how many hours making that chili and illustrating that loving picture and then I am sure he was just immediately shat upon with no mercy. I bet he cried.

Wait did that chili comic come from GWS?

The Twinkie Czar
Dec 31, 2004
I went for super stud.

Applewhite posted:

Poor chili guy! His recipe was entertaining and looks delicious. What did they riff on?

quote:

2am Chili. Start at 7pm.
...
DUDE. The gently caress. Brown the beef in the chili pot before adding other ingredients (that way the fat/beef juices all get in the chili). Likewise, saute the veggies if you must in that pot as well and then add other ingredients in following that. SON!
BONUS: Fewer dirty dishes.
...
I like how you throw out the McCormick seasoning packet... then rebuild the McCormick seasoning packet, using the exact same McCormick spices.
...
Who the gently caress puts green beans in chili. Are you kidding me?!?!? And Corn~! Wheres are the Jalapenos, the habaneros?
...
I'm tired of all the aggressive language that's so prevalent these days.

Veshpo
May 23, 2016

drat, despite the wheelchair your stick figure figure and Sarah Vowell drone are really turning me on

Moridin920
Nov 15, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
whatever chili dude's recipe wasn't the best but it's passable and I feel like half those bitches couldn't do better and at least he put some effort in drat

Nefarious 2.0
Apr 22, 2008

Offense is overrated anyway.

Parallax Scroll posted:

i think i may have eaten chili at some point that had corn in it and was also good. im not some chili sperg though

what you had was a stew which is fine but not chili

Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

by vyelkin
Nap Ghost

well they're not wrong. Green beans in chili is stupid.

Frosted Flake
Sep 13, 2011

Semper Shitpost Ubique

You can't negotiate sexuality. She's a smart woman, and she can speak well but she can't convince a dick into her.

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer
her spine is all hosed up there is no risk of breaking it right?

Blue Train
Jun 17, 2012

Applewhite posted:

well they're not wrong. Green beans in chili is stupid.

yea you can argue the rest of his stupid bullshit isnt too bad but the green beans cross into indefensible imo

The Kingfish
Oct 21, 2015


Can you imagine how gross it would be to have sex with someone like that?

Bloodfart McCoy
Jul 20, 2007

That's a high quality avatar right there.
I would, but I hope she's keep it just between us.

a shiny rock
Nov 13, 2009

The Kingfish posted:

Can you imagine how gross it would be to have sex with someone like that?

yeah

FedEx Mercury
Jan 7, 2004

Me bad posting? That's unpossible!
Lipstick Apathy

The Kingfish posted:

Can you imagine how gross it would be to have sex with someone like that?

I'm having a hard time imagining having sex with anybody.

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!
How could you bang a psychologist? Wouldn't they just be grasping at deeper meaning the whole time and interpreting your grunts as meaningful communication? :shrug:

Nefarious 2.0
Apr 22, 2008

Offense is overrated anyway.

The Kingfish posted:

Can you imagine how gross it would be to have sex with someone like that?

ya i would never have sex with someone who made chili like that

gimme the GOD DAMN candy
Jul 1, 2007
the only pepper in that chili is a bell pepper. poo poo's inexcusable.

The Twinkie Czar
Dec 31, 2004
I went for super stud.
^^^
It does have a few teaspoons of McCormick chili powder. WE DO IT LIVE MOTHERFUCKER.

I like to believe that 2AM Chili was created as a parody but it was popular enough that he just rolled with. He's making fun of "adulting like a boss" by presenting a barely mediocre recipe like it's the most badass thing ever. Even the very name 2AM Chili sounds cool but doesn't make any sense. It's all attitude and no substance.

That psychologist cripple is offended that guys on dating sites ask early if she can have sex. Good for them, they're not wasting time and being honest about what they ultimately want. They didn't go online to learn a new type of sexuality, they just want to get their dick into some 2AM chili.

DONKEY SALAMI
Jun 28, 2008

donkey? donkey?

the tiara is the deal killer.

Kindergarten Camp
Nov 27, 2015

You won't have to worry about getting stood up by her on a date.

pentyne
Nov 7, 2012

The Twinkie Czar posted:

That psychologist cripple is offended that guys on dating sites ask early if she can have sex. Good for them, they're not wasting time and being honest about what they ultimately want. They didn't go online to learn a new type of sexuality, they just want to get their dick into some 2AM chili.

Shockingly trying to date someone with a disability someone's major concern is how that will affect major, essential aspects of a serious relationship. There are people out there who want "emotional love" like that deranged professor who was raping the extremely disabled guy and kept insisting to his family that the non-verbal man with severe cerebral palsy was a genius level IQ romantic who routinely professed his love for her in eloquent terms and refused to view porn with her to help get in the mood because she was so beautiful she was all he needed to look at. Then she removed his diaper and performed oral sex on him.

Other, sane human beings will often be wholly upfront with a potential partner with what they need to know moving forward to take a relationship seriously. Asking someone in a wheelchair "Look, you seem like a fun person to talk with, but I need to know what kind of physical relationship we can have if this goes anywhere" is a completely fair question to ask unless she wants people to pretend like there's nothing wrong with her and 3 months later be told "No, we can't have sex but I can sit in the corner and let you masturbate while staring at me"

Conversely, telling someone yes they can have sex with her numb, unresponsive lower body while she counts down the minutes until they finish because she gets 0 sensation from the act might also be enough to discourage potential partners.

pentyne fucked around with this message at 21:14 on Aug 26, 2016

Cosmic Charlie
Apr 6, 2009

How do you do? Truckin' in style along the avenue
I think if I was stuck in a wheelchair for life id have the doctors surgically add in some cup holders or pockets to my legs. I bet it would be harder to get depressed about the whole cant walk thing if your left foot was a zippo or whatever

LGD
Sep 25, 2004

Cosmic Charlie posted:

I think if I was stuck in a wheelchair for life id have the doctors surgically add in some cup holders or pockets to my legs. I bet it would be harder to get depressed about the whole cant walk thing if your left foot was a zippo or whatever

that seems really unnecessary since presumably you could just add all of that to your wheelchair

The Twinkie Czar
Dec 31, 2004
I went for super stud.
Why ruin these gams? I'm more interested in the cup holder hidden between them :dance:

(I would gently caress her if she would just give a straight answer to "can you have sex?")

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Ichabod Tane
Oct 30, 2005

A most notable
coward, an infinite and endless liar, an hourly promise breaker, the owner of no one good quality.


https://youtu.be/_Ojd0BdtMBY?t=4
I'll gently caress the cripple and the chili guy.

I'm Crap
Aug 15, 2001

nigga crab pollock posted:

coconut oil is like olive oil it isn't meant to be used for everything and it might just be why your food doesnt taste as good as you think it should
coconut oil is good stuff to gently caress butts with

gimme the GOD DAMN candy
Jul 1, 2007
i bet if someone told the chili guy that the cripple lady was the most beautiful and wonderful person ever via trollface comics he would totally believe it

Pick
Jul 19, 2009
Nap Ghost
She looks totally fine, I'd date her. People get so loving weird and finnicky about this kind of poo poo for no reason.

Cosmic Charlie
Apr 6, 2009

How do you do? Truckin' in style along the avenue

LGD posted:

that seems really unnecessary since presumably you could just add all of that to your wheelchair

Youre seriously trying to tell me you wouldnt inspector gadget the poo poo out of you legs

Nolan Arenado
May 8, 2009

I can't believe that loving crippled lady has such a lovely chili recipe

Kirk Vikernes
Apr 26, 2004

Count Goatnackh

satanic splash-back posted:

i'll analyze her

Until she becomes incontinent and you leave her......

bloodysabbath
May 1, 2004

OH NO!

Kindergarten Camp posted:

You won't have to worry about getting stood up by her on a date.

:vince::vince::vince:

The Kingfish
Oct 21, 2015


Pick posted:

She looks totally fine, I'd date her. People get so loving weird and finnicky about this kind of poo poo for no reason.

for no reason!

bitmap
Aug 8, 2006

So what's a really good chilli recipe then

Two Free Toppings
Jul 1, 2007

SUCK
THE
SHIT
OUT
OF
MY
OWN
ASSHOLE

bitmap posted:

So what's a really good chilli recipe then

No cans of green beans, choose other ingredients instead. There's a start - a wide world of chili now lies ahead of you. Good luck have fun and stay safe.

Nolan Arenado
May 8, 2009

I can excuse a bad chili recipe because people are allowed to like whatever, but I cannot excuse that level of arrogance and douchiness in presenting your bad chili recipe. If it was supposed to be a joke and he made a bunch of money from stupid people good for him I guess.

cnut
May 3, 2016

We're on page 3, did any goon(s) gently caress her yet.

Blue Train
Jun 17, 2012

cnut posted:

We're on page 3, did any goon(s) gently caress her yet.

titties ain't right gotta pass

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Moon Atari
Dec 26, 2010

I would mostly be into it but I would be a little concerned about whether or not she has a catheter in, whether she is fully continent etc, because any of that is a big turn off in a way I can't get over, whereas the lower body paralysis in general means little to me otherwise and might be a turn on purely by adding some variety to my having sex with people experience.

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