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The Something Awful Forums > Archives > General Bullshit > You might be an evangelical who grew up in the 80s and 90s if...
 
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Wrath of the Bitch King
May 11, 2005

Research confirms that black is a color like silver is a color, and that beyond black is clarity.
When I was a kid my mom thought stuff like Collective Soul and Megadeth were Satan in the literal sense, so instead she hit up Columbia House and signed me up for one of those 50 CDs for a penny each deals.

The catch was that they were all Christian pop/rock, so all the music I owned (pre-napster) was banal stuff like Carman and the Newsboys.

I used to have to sneak over to a friends place to hear stuff like Metallica and Pearl Jam. So thanks mom and Jesus

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