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Hogge Wild
Aug 21, 2012

by FactsAreUseless
Pillbug

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jimmyjams
Jan 10, 2001


King Kong of Megadongs
Gobblin' them mega schlongs
Makin' sure they mega long
Stroke' 'em if they mega strong
fart

plain blue jacket
Jan 13, 2014

IT DOESN'T STOP
IT NEVER STOPS
You can see its guts!

criscodisco
Feb 18, 2004

do it
What a waste. There are third world children who would have been delighted to eat that man's anus.

Hogge Wild
Aug 21, 2012

by FactsAreUseless
Pillbug

criscodisco posted:

What a waste. There are third world children who would have been delighted to eat that man's anus.

i did eat it like groceries

Nolan Arenado
May 8, 2009

Can I recreate goatse with my own rear end in a top hat and take a pic? Is that allowed?

Hogge Wild
Aug 21, 2012

by FactsAreUseless
Pillbug

OctoberBlues posted:

Can I recreate goatse with my own rear end in a top hat and take a pic? Is that allowed?

i'll allow it

criscodisco
Feb 18, 2004

do it
I'm a competitive guy but I just don't think I could recreate goatse if I tried.

criscodisco
Feb 18, 2004

do it
That sorta thing looks like it takes some real practice.

raton
Jul 28, 2003

by FactsAreUseless
Can't believe there isn't an emoji goatse yet :argh:

Drad_Bert
Jun 26, 2013

by Smythe

Kirk Vikernes
Apr 26, 2004

Count Goatnackh

First 5 I've voted in awhile. Good job, op.

Principals Orifice
Aug 23, 2016

by Lowtax

lmao

Nolan Arenado
May 8, 2009


Yeah, that guy is one goofy fucker, lol!

Principals Orifice
Aug 23, 2016

by Lowtax

OctoberBlues posted:

Yeah, that guy is one goofy fucker, lol!

hoisted by my own petard

Hogge Wild
Aug 21, 2012

by FactsAreUseless
Pillbug

YouDummy
Jun 24, 2005


King o' thread

Toadvine
Mar 16, 2009
Please disregard my advice w/r/t history.

Holy moly god drat

buglord
Jul 31, 2010

Cheating at a raffle? I sentence you to 1 year in jail! No! Two years! Three! Four! Five years! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah!

Buglord

you're gonna have to unpack this one for me

Hogge Wild
Aug 21, 2012

by FactsAreUseless
Pillbug

Avocados posted:

you're gonna have to unpack this one for me

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kevin_Carter#Prize-winning_photograph_in_Sudan

Luvcow
Jul 1, 2007

One day nearer spring


holy poo poo.... :love:

Nolan Arenado
May 8, 2009


heh

The Protagonist
Jun 29, 2009

The average is 5.5? I thought it was 4. This is very unsettling.

jfc

Blue Train
Jun 17, 2012


smfh

HaveARottenDay
Aug 5, 2013

JiveHonky
May 12, 2001

by zen death robot
Grimey Drawer

awesome

hey welcome to the show!
Jan 22, 2014

nobody loves me
Is that a real person? If looks like a real doll to me. Also :five:

Blue Train
Jun 17, 2012

ScorpioMajesty posted:

Is that a real person? If looks like a real doll to me. Also :five:

I think its like a cpr dummy or some poo poo, where are the arms

the neck is wrong too

a hole-y ghost
May 10, 2010

Whats this supposed to be

Booblord Zagats
Oct 30, 2011


Pork Pro
Pupper doing a pretty good Bud Dwyer

HaveARottenDay
Aug 5, 2013

Blue Train posted:

I think its like a cpr dummy or some poo poo, where are the arms

the neck is wrong too

Long story short: moved into new place 2 months ago, person who used to live here was evicted for selling drugs and was incredibly weird. Landlord left some of his stuff here including a creepy mannequin that was standing in the corner of the garage and various colored lightbulbs that were used to light the house...

I'm not a fan of clowns, so roommates decided it would be really funny if I woke up with a clown mannequin outside my room with red light bulbs lighting the hallway at 5 AM. It appears to move around the house since no one throws it away and I found it in the basement last week as I did laundry.

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!

She looks happy.

CelticPredator
Oct 11, 2013
🍀👽🆚🪖🏋

I used a tiny bit of PS sorry

Hogge Wild
Aug 21, 2012

by FactsAreUseless
Pillbug

CelticPredator posted:

I used a tiny bit of PS sorry



ahahaha

tiny bit is good

HaveARottenDay
Aug 5, 2013

CelticPredator posted:

I used a tiny bit of PS sorry



Lmfao! The tail is pointing like the secretary's hand. Amazing

Nefarious 2.0
Apr 22, 2008

Offense is overrated anyway.

Blue Train posted:

I think its like a cpr dummy or some poo poo, where are the arms

the neck is wrong too

who cares what it is. i'm going to gently caress it

buglord
Jul 31, 2010

Cheating at a raffle? I sentence you to 1 year in jail! No! Two years! Three! Four! Five years! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah!

Buglord

:whitewater:

Blue Train
Jun 17, 2012

HaveARottenDay posted:

Long story short: moved into new place 2 months ago, person who used to live here was evicted for selling drugs and was incredibly weird. Landlord left some of his stuff here including a creepy mannequin that was standing in the corner of the garage and various colored lightbulbs that were used to light the house...

I'm not a fan of clowns, so roommates decided it would be really funny if I woke up with a clown mannequin outside my room with red light bulbs lighting the hallway at 5 AM. It appears to move around the house since no one throws it away and I found it in the basement last week as I did laundry.

owns

Nefarious 2.0 posted:

who cares what it is. i'm going to gently caress it

same

Lemon
May 22, 2003

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Pennywise the Frown
May 10, 2010

Upset Trowel

a hole-y ghost posted:

Whats this supposed to be

Same. Would be cool for people to post whatever it's referencing, but no one ever does that anyway. :saddowns:

Either way, :five:

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