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Chard
Aug 24, 2010




I got some Glen Moray and this Sugar Daddy lollipop and I'm dipping the latter in the former and it's golden. Do this and abandon your souls with me.

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Kuato
Feb 25, 2005

"I CAN'T BELIEVE I ATE THE WHOLE THING"
Buglord
:yikes:

Chard
Aug 24, 2010




philistine

Chief McHeath
Apr 23, 2002

Chicago style pizza sucks.

Orkin Mang
Nov 1, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
pork

Chard
Aug 24, 2010




The bars are caught with fryers set during their autumn migratory flight to Africa. They are then kept in covered warmers or trays. This "artificial warmth" causes the bars to gorge themselves on their fellows (cannibalism is thought to increase the flavor) until they double their bulk. "American Emperors stabbed out Snickers’ eyes in order to make the bars think it was night, making them eat even more". The bars are then thrown into a sauce containing butter and Armagnac which both drowns and marinates the bars.[5]

AutoSnakes
Apr 29, 2009
Massive hangover today, make myself a giant cheesy omelette as part of my recuperation. Onion, peppers (red and green), mushrooms...

About to eat it when I discovered the hot sauce ran out. Used Hershey's Syrup instead, it was decadent god forbid my taste blindness.

Chard
Aug 24, 2010




Put cheese on it. YES on that part too (loving bitch....) no i said PUT CHEESE ON I*mic is overwhelmed*

Iron Prince
Aug 28, 2005
Buglord
shut up

Orkin Mang
Nov 1, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
the cure to a hangover is more booze or a conveyor belt of pie and aspirin

Chard
Aug 24, 2010





Probably wise since I'm already sleeping

ROFLburger
Jan 12, 2006

im gonna will follow kuato out the door. thanks op, and good luck

DavidAlltheTime
Feb 14, 2008

All David...all the TIME!
Love to chug that sweet blue sauce out of a pack of fresh blue Bics.

Dial-a-Dog
May 22, 2001

Chief McHeath posted:

Chicago style pizza sucks.

Nut to Butt
Apr 13, 2009

by FactsAreUseless
i put the coconut in the lime :twisted:

Charles Bukowski
Aug 26, 2003

Taskmaster 2023 Second Place Winner

Grimey Drawer
Branston pickle on whatever I can get away with. Pickle backs all day erry'day. Guac on my hot dog, no other condiments.

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Apr 8, 2012

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Teikanmi
Dec 16, 2006

by R. Guyovich
Putting any other topping than pepperoni on pizza sucks dog dick

Come at me fuckers, i'll deck ur rear end irl

Wall Balls
Jun 3, 2007

Spanish Castle Magic

scoop mayonnaise out of the jar with your hand,, the ultimate decadence

Murray Mantoinette
Jun 11, 2005

THE  POSTS  MUST  FLOW
Clapping Larry

Wall Balls posted:

scoop mayonnaise out of the jar with your hand,, the ultimate decadence

I think the ultimate decadence is actually using something other than your hand.

Kirk Vikernes
Apr 26, 2004

Count Goatnackh

Ketchup on steak

dads_work_files
May 14, 2008

important_document.avi

Pour a sachet of salt (NOT that low-sodium potassium bullshit) into the palm of your hand, mix with half a packet of malt vinegar and tilt your hand up to your mouth. I call it diet fish and chips.

wyntyr
Mar 27, 2006

Dirk Squarejaw posted:

Ketchup on steak

I'll kill you IRL

Kirk Vikernes
Apr 26, 2004

Count Goatnackh

My favorite is the bowl of sausage and cheese "low carb pizza". Or the naked burrito that is just a bunch of poo poo in a bowl.

wyntyr posted:

I'll kill you IRL

Just to clarify, I'm against ketchup on steak. I'll rarely use steak sauce on a steak unless it's over cooked and needs some flavor.

Alec Bald Snatch
Sep 12, 2012

by exmarx
more interested in blasphemous titties

wyntyr
Mar 27, 2006

Dirk Squarejaw posted:

Just to clarify, I'm against ketchup on steak. I'll rarely use steak sauce on a steak unless it's over cooked and needs some flavor.

We cool

comes along bort posted:

more interested in blasphemous titties

:same:

Orkin Mang
Nov 1, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
god i love tits

social vegan
Nov 7, 2014



Eat the skeet to the beat of the street

Street meat

*audience snaps*

social vegan
Nov 7, 2014



Oh Jesus don't let whitey get me down let me eat what I want where I want oh amen sweet baby Ray a bottle a day hommmmmm hom hom gimme a beat

Blue Train
Jun 17, 2012

comes along bort posted:

more interested in blasphemous titties

same

Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec
I pair fish with red wine

a dog from hell
Oct 18, 2009

by zen death robot

Chief McHeath posted:

Chicago style pizza sucks.

Pizza is way overrated to begin with.

Hector Beerlioz posted:

I pair fish with red wine

Good choice.

4outof5
Nov 10, 2003

Leader of the ULT Right.
Grabbing pussy since April 2, 1994

Hector Beerlioz posted:

I pair fish with red wine

ugh


UGH


UGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!
Red wine just sucks altogether.

Blue Train
Jun 17, 2012

cheap red wine mixed with coke makes for a good way to get drunk

a dog from hell
Oct 18, 2009

by zen death robot
Wine is always a lovely way to get drunk. Red wine and fish is a good pair though.

Blue Train
Jun 17, 2012

Blue Train posted:

cheap red wine mixed with coke makes for a good way to get drunk

tastes kinda like this

He Who Smelt It
Jun 14, 2012

Charles Bukowski posted:

Pickle backs all day erry'day.

This is how you remind me

a dog from hell
Oct 18, 2009

by zen death robot

Gently KRS posted:

This is how you remind me

Of who I really am

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Bulgogi Hoagie
Jun 1, 2012

We

Dirk Squarejaw posted:

Ketchup on steak

this is a good way to let the establishment know their steak is poo poo though

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