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The Something Awful Forums > Discussion > Video Games > Video Game novels
 
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TARDISman
Oct 28, 2011



 I read the Baldur's Gate 1 and 2 novels when I was 14. Goddamn they were just loving awful.

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TARDISman
Oct 28, 2011

TheHeadSage posted:

I read all three of the Baldur's Gate novels, mostly because bad novels are a guilty pleasure. But yeah, they were really bad. All I can remember about them was something about "A cow sized spider and it's calf sized spider children" and the most awkward "And then they hosed" transition I'd ever encountered at that point.


I think that guy is now sperging out about Mass Effect now, trying to make it grimdark.

My favorite parts were the author making Minsc into a redhead who was ditched at the first possible opportunity, Imoen basically showing up out of nowhere and killed off after being made into a lesbian, and CHARNAME having sex with Bodhi for no real reason.

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