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FactsAreUseless posted:

"I am the billionaire sheik," he said.

"Ah, from the title of the book," she said.

"Yes," he said.

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Ostentatious posted:

He grabbed her by the hand and said, "your face is good"

Her face went red and she nodded, "your face is very good"

They both began to feel nice, and squeezed hands tight. He looked to the side, "let us have fun tonight."

She moves her head to the side, "what do you mean by have fun tonight?"

He smiled and leaned in to kiss her on bone lips, "let us spook together..."

They were both skeletons in love.

He pulled opened the treasure chest at their feet. She looked down and brought both arms to her face in delight. "A rusty old helmet and some ratty chainmail! Just what I wanted... How thoughtful!"

He grinned, of course that's all he could do really, and grabbed his short sword from the desk. "Let's go kill some adventurer fuckbois, my love."

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The adventurer cast a murderous spell at the skeleton husband, but could not harm him, as he was protected by the greatest magic of all: Love. The spell bounced back and blew the mage to smithereens.

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