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gimme the GOD DAMN candy
Jul 1, 2007

Captain Yossarian posted:

I'm going to kill Carmant

wow, you are congestive heart failure? can i get an autograph?

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gimme the GOD DAMN candy
Jul 1, 2007
fat people are a problem that solves itself. they die young, and are physically unattractive so they are less likely to have children.

gimme the GOD DAMN candy
Jul 1, 2007
i never click any links in gbs. these days most of them aren't even goatse, so what is the point?

gimme the GOD DAMN candy
Jul 1, 2007

Edgar posted:

I'm fat because I like to eat cheese burgers. It sucks since most of my favorite shirts don't fit anymore. When I stopped eating cheeseburgers my shirts fit!

according to science, you have cheeseburger genes

gimme the GOD DAMN candy
Jul 1, 2007
anyway i love this poo poo. an enormous smelly fat dude explaining that they are only fat because of genetics is never going to convince anyone but other enormous smelly fat dudes.

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gimme the GOD DAMN candy
Jul 1, 2007
i wish diet coke wasn't so delicious and full of salt.

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