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These hacky writers actually think that Baldo Goodweather moping in empty rooms as a sad alcoholic because of his dead gay wife in S1 and S2 is compelling enough to give a 2nd encore of the exact same non-character development because of his worthless dead gay son in a show full of bisected corpses and exploding heads
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# ¿ Aug 30, 2016 20:38 |
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# ¿ May 14, 2024 23:14 |
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DecentHairJelly posted:Also, lol at the SEALs making a point of reminding the audience that a single worm will infect you. Then 10 minutes later Eph stabs a strigoi in the face with his bare hand then throws a worm covered knife in the back seat like it ain't no thang.
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# ¿ Aug 31, 2016 00:37 |
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the gus storyline is laughably terrible. I mean, because he's a charmless, unintelligent, unsympathetic mama's boy who refuses to accept reality, and he essentially got 1 or 2 neighborhood watchmen (not even villains) killed and still ditched the rotting play-doh evil knievel corpse in the process, lol. Poor Lee Tergesen, saddled with another thankless paycheck role in piss poor material Also the maincast letting the incredibly conspicuous master worm crawl into the sewer unhampered is basically a repeat of S1 when they let him get away after standing and gawking in silence at his burnt husk. ahahaha
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# ¿ Sep 13, 2016 06:54 |
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what kind of sick piece of poo poo are you to want that wretched child actor to eat up even more screen time
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# ¿ Oct 4, 2016 04:08 |
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I would've guessed she left because the gus character was slated to be horning in on her "boring lovely deadend senile latin mother-based brooding" territory
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# ¿ Oct 20, 2016 06:44 |
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Jonathan Hyde is actually the best part of this retarded show for a while now. His hilarious regal affect across all moods, comically grandiose speeches rife with dramatic beats, the cartoonish expressions. He's like a ham-based woodchipper that chews up scenery with reckless abandon, it's great.
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# ¿ Oct 24, 2016 15:01 |
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CODChimera posted:The shotgun ambush was cool. At this point I'm not paying a ton of attention to the show but the mayor dying surprised me a bit.
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# ¿ Oct 24, 2016 20:22 |
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impossible, they can't jeopardize baldo's life because then all that rich pathos from making his dead gay worthless son into the pink master worm gloryhole will be for naught!
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# ¿ Oct 25, 2016 20:27 |
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I was just thinking the same. Something that smooth and purposeful really stands out in a show where the lovely chromakey "master eyes" effect wouldn't be out of place in a Troma film
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# ¿ Oct 25, 2016 23:24 |
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Barto posted:Oh Zachary
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# ¿ Oct 31, 2016 11:19 |
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Dejan Bimble posted:This show is awesome and the walking dead sucks
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# ¿ Nov 1, 2016 16:21 |
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because the character is trash and their inexplicable motivations don't even make sense for a child's brain, they are a petulant masquerading as precociousness despite being stone stupid and unworthy McGuffin motivator of a supposedly brilliant alcoholic scientist, they've got the focus-group tussled hair of an "abercrombie and fitch KIDZ" catalogue model despite living in a vampire hellscape of decay with no hairdressers + being locked away in a musty sewer for weeks, tv child actors are diarrhea garbage that never, ever belong stealing time from adults who can actually act and have dialogue that doesn't revolve around public cable access PSA-caliber temper tantrums, and he looks like a little cunty douche with permanent stinkface as if he's stuck always smelling his own farts
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# ¿ Nov 2, 2016 05:00 |
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name literally one scene centered around zach and his acting that is cool, so that we may all laugh at you in greater depth
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# ¿ Nov 2, 2016 05:59 |
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ah yes, the vaunted "puppetmaster" defense employed by a creepy boy-loving goon in a discussion thread where everyone is present to discuss a show, what works about it, and what doesn't. diabolical...
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# ¿ Nov 2, 2016 21:28 |
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Gordong Dongbay posted:Zach is a terrible character and not because he is written or acted well. I've seen brick walls with more character than Zach's actor. Every scene he is in he makes the same face while reading his lines in the most monotone voice.
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# ¿ Nov 2, 2016 21:43 |
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# ¿ May 14, 2024 23:14 |
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No one's upset, you got bizarrely defensive because no one likes your favorite character that you seem to read too much into to, everyone hates him because A) TV child actors are untalented and awful compared to adults, B) their performances and writing are traditionally horrendous (relatively speaking given the source) and come at the expense of adult actors doing fun things with more interesting stories and dialogue, and C) the cornball forced motivations that revolve around them shatter the willful suspension of disbelief and combined with the two previous critical flaws make for a massive chink in the armor of any show and are frequently a favorite subject of ridicule because the majority of viewership has to suffer through it. CARL! CURL!!! CORAL!!!! You're drastically misreading the audience response if you sincerely think people only just now despise a fartfaced kid's bad character and acting because the city full of stupid idiots doing dumb things for our ironic amusement got blown up and extended 'The Strain' into a final season. The longest running theme of this thread has been jokes at the expense of what an albatross his presence on the show is, just like it was during '24' or any other long running popcorn serial that got dragged down by a whiny preteen. Odd that you mention Anna Gunn as a scapegoat, particularly when her inconsistent acting was responsible for the single worst moment of 'Breaking Bad' wherein she screams cartoonishly at an imaginary baby and it's embarrassing TheRationalRedditor fucked around with this message at 00:53 on Nov 3, 2016 |
# ¿ Nov 3, 2016 00:47 |