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Applewhite posted:Did you get to touch any boobies?
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Were there guys walking around with their boners flapping around? Any chicks walking around with their boners flapping around?
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Aug 28, 2016 03:21
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amityville anus posted:Were there guys walking around with their boners flapping around? Any chicks walking around with their boners flapping around? what is this? TIelan?
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Aug 28, 2016 03:22
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was this strictly a hetero event
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Aug 28, 2016 03:23
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symbolic posted:explain the XXX Church i didn't spend too much time at it but the XXX church is apparently some church that tried to convert porn stars. they were passing out small copies of the new testament. if you click on my link in the op you can find out more about it there
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Aug 28, 2016 03:41
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Did you start out looking at the other attendees thinking "glad I'm not one of these gross assholes" and then as the afternoon progressed you realized you actually were one of them
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Aug 28, 2016 03:48
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Also what were the swag bags like
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Aug 28, 2016 03:51
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C-Euro posted:Hey I went to this with my now-wife a couple years ago in Chicago, it was weird but fun. i didn't unfortunately for three reasons: a) i didn't really know anyone there. granted i'm not some sort of porn wizard but from the AMA it sounded like it was a bunch of newer people doing the circuit and i didn't see anyone i recognized with the exception of stoya. i'm really upset i didn't get my pic taken with her because on the way home i had this idea to be way overexcited and hoverhand her while she was visibly uncomfortable instead of the "normal" shot, which is apparently "porn star wraps around greasy dude and looks sexy" b) i'm working on hooking up with the girl we went with and i thought that doing so would not have improved my chances c) i drank a lot of fireball last night and i was nursing a hangover also i didn't see any VR stuff there which is a shame. everything was camgirls and some site called MyFreeCamGirls (or something like that) mainlined the event and i got a bunch of swag from them Kuato posted:What was the weather like? it was really hot and sunny which didn't help my hangover at all frogge posted:Was it all vanilla porn or obscure niche fetish porn? it was mostly vanilla porn but like i said they had some BDSM stuff set up in the back. they would hogtie you and cage you up and put you on those big X things i've seen on game of thrones but you had to sign a bunch of paperwork. there was also some 300 pound blue haired girl in all leather and a dude in a camo kilt working it and it was empty so we left after looking at all of the spanking equipment i also saw a balding asian guy with a pony tail get spanked at the camgirl booth and he kept on yelling for her to do it harder. it was funny because she was like 90 pounds soaking wet and obviously didn't have any muscle Applewhite posted:Did you get to touch any boobies? no for the reasons above and i imagine they were on super thin ice with the convention center anyways. no nipples or anything but i did see a butthole or two
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Helical Nightmares posted:I'll take Porn Parodies Discussion Panel for $2000 Alex it was mostly this dude who was in a Saw porn parody and princess leia talking about behind the scenes stuff in making big budget pornos. the dude was really weird and started grabbing his dick a lot but he did stand up and was p funny. naturally, all of his jokes were about porn princess leia seemed super chill and hit on my friend when she started talking about doing girl-girl stuff which was p funny. at the end they got into the state of the business and how people just don't pay for porn anymore. they had some gross stories too which were p funny something that was really weird was they put on a porn parody of three's company on mute in the background so while they were talking there was hardcore porn silently going on behind them (like, 5 minute zooms of dicks thrusting in and out of orifices hardcore)
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Aug 28, 2016 04:01
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did you find any ancient forbidden porn scrolls was the Luci-o's guy there
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Putty posted:did you find any ancient forbidden porn scrolls gently caress you putty! no one likes you
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Aug 28, 2016 04:25
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Anyone selling copies of Super Hornio Brothers?
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Aug 28, 2016 04:29
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Jose Oquendo posted:Anyone selling copies of Super Hornio Brothers? 
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Mumpy Puffinz posted:gently caress you putty! no one likes you loving lmao @ you saying this literally to anybody
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Aug 28, 2016 04:41
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Business Gorillas posted:nah but a lot of people tried, it got really cringey really quick Lmao
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Aug 28, 2016 05:01
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What is it with GBS and bragging about all the times they could have scored but didn't?
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Aug 28, 2016 05:02
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Was there ANYTHING even remotely interesting you could tell us about in ANY detail that comes to within even 1% of the average Darkpriest thread?
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Aug 28, 2016 05:03
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Business Gorillas posted:it was mostly this dude who was in a Saw porn parody and princess leia talking about behind the scenes stuff in making big budget pornos. the dude was really weird and started grabbing his dick a lot but he did stand up and was p funny. naturally, all of his jokes were about porn Business Gorillas posted:something that was really weird was they put on a porn parody of three's company on mute in the background so while they were talking there was hardcore porn silently going on behind them (like, 5 minute zooms of dicks thrusting in and out of orifices hardcore) Business Gorillas posted:they put on a porn parody of three's company on mute in the background Business Gorillas posted:a porn parody of three's company
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Aug 28, 2016 05:06
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im glad you decided to go to a porn convention where people are constantly taking pictures and then went and posted a thread about it in GBS but didnt take any pictures of your own because that would be weird.
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Aug 28, 2016 05:28
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Retarded_Clown_ posted:im glad you decided to go to a porn convention where people are constantly taking pictures and then went and posted a thread about it in GBS but didnt take any pictures of your own because that would be weird. good av + post combo
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Aug 28, 2016 06:15
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amityville anus posted:Were there guys walking around with their boners flapping around? Any chicks walking around with their boners flapping around? a few DRUNK BONERS posted:was this strictly a hetero event it was exclusively straight. i assume it makes sense to have seperate gay/straight events for the same reasons gay/straight porn are segregated on websites Jose Oquendo posted:Anyone selling copies of Super Hornio Brothers? not that i saw no but i did get a copy of Women Seeking Women Volume 129 in my swag so  504 posted:Was there ANYTHING even remotely interesting you could tell us about in ANY detail that comes to within even 1% of the average Darkpriest thread? i still dont know what this means. is this that goon that does porn?
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Aug 28, 2016 06:23
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Batman rub your butt
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Aug 28, 2016 06:30
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Business Gorillas posted:i still dont know what this means. is this that goon that does porn? It means you have somehow made a spectacularly dull and completely uninteresting thread that does not even have pictures of your trip report to share when we have four/five in-depth and detailed threads by a guy that works in the porn industry and works constantly with all the big names in front of and behind the camera. Seriously, every answer you give is: I didn't Who? I don't know This is more like "I looked through the door into a porn shop then walked away AMA"
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Aug 28, 2016 06:50
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Business Gorillas posted:she was in the porno parody discussion panel and apparently a big group of star wars fans got pissy when they found out that Luke fucks Leia in their movie and she blows Vader to get out of space jail Are you sure these were Star Wars fans? I imagine fans would love that. 
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Aug 28, 2016 07:12
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I'm curious what the food vendor game was like and also if there were swag bags. I've been to a total of one industry function ever (weed industry, not porn) and both the food and the bags were shockingly bad
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Aug 28, 2016 07:15
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504 posted:It means you have somehow made a spectacularly dull and completely uninteresting thread that does not even have pictures of your trip report to share when we have four/five in-depth and detailed threads by a guy that works in the porn industry and works constantly with all the big names in front of and behind the camera. Lighten up dude, he did explain what he ate and what the weather was like. Not his fault no one asked any good questions besides these ones.
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Business Gorillas posted:the 4chan katana store was off on one side of the convention hall and they sold 2 things: knives and 4chan meme material. they sold every type of knife available (butterfly, bowie, etc), giant katanas, and meme stuff, like the horse mask, a unicorn horse mask, and a bunch of poo poo with guy fawkes on it. they had poo poo like "WE ARE ANONYMOUS EXPECT US" t-shirts and guy fawkes buttons for your leather jacket or whatever If possible, I'd love to hear about a customer that stuck out in your mind at this mess.
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Aug 28, 2016 07:20
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504 posted:It means you have somehow made a spectacularly dull and completely uninteresting thread that does not even have pictures of your trip report to share when we have four/five in-depth and detailed threads by a guy that works in the porn industry and works constantly with all the big names in front of and behind the camera. I rated this thread 5
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Aug 28, 2016 07:21
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Squirt Man please!
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Aug 28, 2016 07:27
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Let's cut to the chase: tell us about the worst guy you saw
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Aug 28, 2016 07:27
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504 posted:It means you have somehow made a spectacularly dull and completely uninteresting thread that does not even have pictures of your trip report to share when we have four/five in-depth and detailed threads by a guy that works in the porn industry and works constantly with all the big names in front of and behind the camera. Very interesting commentary, known content creator 504
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Aug 28, 2016 07:48
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I rated this thread "my daddy ate my eyeballs AMA"
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Aug 28, 2016 07:49
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E1M1 posted:Very interesting commentary, known content creator 504 You're welcome person supporting completely pointless and stupid duplicates of already existing gold rated threads. I went to a Star wars movie: AMA about directing The Force Awakens!!!
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Aug 28, 2016 07:53
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JiveHonky posted:Batman rub your butt Okay, now what?
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Aug 28, 2016 07:54
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I feel like I'm just rubbing my butt over here and no one's listening.
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Aug 28, 2016 07:58
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Regrettable posted:I feel like I'm just rubbing my butt over here and no one's listening. I'm listening,,, Go on.....
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Aug 28, 2016 08:01
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Regrettable posted:I feel like I'm just rubbing my butt over here and no one's listening. Spidermen RUB your chest
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Aug 28, 2016 08:04
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Why wasn't there a panel on feminism? Imo, there's a huge problem in porn with objectification of women.
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Aug 28, 2016 08:06
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504 posted:I'm listening,,, Welp, I just poo poo myself, thanks dad!
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