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yeah I eat ass
Mar 14, 2005

only people who enjoy my posting can replace this avatar

504 posted:

You're welcome person supporting completely pointless and stupid duplicates of already existing gold rated threads.

I went to a Star wars movie: AMA about directing The Force Awakens!!!

It's not like dark priest's threads were some great exciting thrill rides either. He'd describe everything in dry almost clinical terms and half (or more) of the questions were some variant of "are fluffers real/did you gently caress any of the pornstars/whats wrong with your dick".

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Aug 21, 2016

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Murphy Brownback posted:

It's not like dark priest's threads were some great exciting thrill rides either. He'd describe everything in dry almost clinical terms and half (or more) of the questions were some variant of "are fluffers real/did you gently caress any of the pornstars/whats wrong with your dick".

To be fair his dick is weird.

yeah I eat ass
Mar 14, 2005

only people who enjoy my posting can replace this avatar

Triggered posted:

To be fair his dick is weird.

Maybe this is exactly what you need to spice up your thread OP - post youre dick maybe it's more hosed up than the other thread guy's.

Riot Bimbo
Dec 28, 2006


Dark priests thread sucks because he actually whines about porn piracy and i dont really give a gently caress about some dude talking anout the finer points of how to light a twat during a closeup of a double penetration shot with a conpletely detached demeanor. Some goon not affiliated with the industey wandering around with wonder in his eyes is more interesting. Go back to pyf or ask tell or whatever.

Business Gorillas
Mar 11, 2009

:harambe:



Chill la Chill posted:

Are you sure these were Star Wars fans? I imagine fans would love that. :psyduck:

Well it's literal incest. They also made Darth Vader black so I imagine that ruffled some feathers as well

Business Gorillas
Mar 11, 2009

:harambe:



I'm getting to the worst person question in a bit, but this one is a short answer:

Paladinus posted:

Why wasn't there a panel on feminism? Imo, there's a huge problem in porn with objectification of women.

I literally didn't see a single woman under 40 there that wasn't working the show or my friend. Everyone assumed my friend worked in porn too and lots of people were just staring at her. Think about the people who go to porn conventions (I saw like 5 fedoras in my first hour) and ask yourself how well a feminist panel would work with that kind of audience

Also the girls that were there seemed to genuinely enjoy what they did for a living but then again I'm sure that the exploited people don't tour the country to sell their products

Business Gorillas
Mar 11, 2009

:harambe:



Also that dude mad about this not being a darkpriest thread: reminder that I went to this thing with some friends and we enjoyed the experience. Sorry I didn't pull some sort of docevil "awkwardly walk around staring at my phone to make content for goons" but we had a pretty great time

Gamer With Dignity
May 15, 2016

by Nyc_Tattoo
Guys I'm beginning to think the OP isn't telling the truth.

Germstore
Oct 17, 2012

A Serious Candidate For a Serious Time
Expos and festivals are not the same thing, dumbie.

Phobophilia
Apr 26, 2008

by Hand Knit

Business Gorillas posted:

Also that dude mad about this not being a darkpriest thread: reminder that I went to this thing with some friends and we enjoyed the experience. Sorry I didn't pull some sort of docevil "awkwardly walk around staring at my phone to make content for goons" but we had a pretty great time

smashballs squeeze the kegs

EorayMel
May 30, 2015

WE GET IT. YOU LOVE GUN JESUS. Toujours des fusils Bullpup Français.
Would you go there again, op?

Alien Sex Manual
Dec 14, 2010

is not a sandwich

Did you get to meet the guy who played Roger in the American Dad porno parody, I really respect his work.

Helical Nightmares
Apr 30, 2009
Did you shake any hands? Mildly curious.

opus111
Jul 6, 2014

op is brimming with fail... where are the stories, the pics of Porn HB10s....

Business Gorillas
Mar 11, 2009

:harambe:



EorayMel posted:

Would you go there again, op?

it was like $50 to get in so probably not. if it was like $20 cheaper and i hand picked who i went with, definitely

these expo things aren't for the faint of heart and you definitely have to be open about porn to get the most out of it. i'd definitely recommend everyone to try it at least once

nomadologique
Mar 9, 2011

DUNK A DILL PICKLE REALDO
did you kiss anyone??

Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

by vyelkin
Nap Ghost
Did you get to see any really big dicks?

Bacon Terrorist
May 7, 2010

to ride eternal, shiny and chrome

THUNDERDOME LOSER 2022
I'm surprised Allie Haze was cool, she looks even more bored than Lucie Wilde when she's getting boned.

Neurolimal
Nov 3, 2012

EvilJoven posted:

"How do we get our user base to actually pay for this?" is the question that brings silence to many tech startup investor meetings. Not surprising it would eventually kill the industry that basically pioneered the whole "mostly free but premium is extra" thing online.

it would probably look less grim if they/others didnt alienate everyone away from ads with all their noisy, laggy, flashy, popup, and usually malware-embedded garbage

fuck the ROW
Aug 29, 2008

by zen death robot
instead of posting a list of what turns out to be boring rear end poo poo OP, you could try writing down something amusing or interesting. In fact apply this idea to all of your posting. Now thats out of the way, how fat are you and how fat was your fat girlfriend that wanted to pay 50 bucks to look at strap ons

Principals Orifice
Aug 23, 2016

by Lowtax

gently caress the ROW posted:

instead of posting a list of what turns out to be boring rear end poo poo OP, you could try writing down something amusing or interesting. In fact apply this idea to all of your posting. Now thats out of the way, how fat are you and how fat was your fat girlfriend that wanted to pay 50 bucks to look at strap ons

she's just his friend God do you even read man

Zzulu
May 15, 2009

(▰˘v˘▰)
i'm glad the porn industry is dying and basically being replaced by horny couples with videocameras and girls sitting in their bedrooms at home infront of a webcam

Putty
Mar 21, 2013

HOOKED ON THE BROTHERS

Zzulu posted:

i'm glad the porn industry is dying and basically being replaced by horny couples with videocameras and girls sitting in their bedrooms at home infront of a webcam

Have you ever even watched a webcam clip those girls are the exact opposite of aroused

Germstore
Oct 17, 2012

A Serious Candidate For a Serious Time
The future is bespoke porn for the affluent.

Borneo Jimmy
Feb 27, 2007

by Smythe
Were there protesters?

Borneo Jimmy fucked around with this message at 19:50 on Aug 28, 2016

Zzulu
May 15, 2009

(▰˘v˘▰)

Putty posted:

Have you ever even watched a webcam clip those girls are the exact opposite of aroused

then they're bad at their jobs and will meet their end as more competent rivals emerge

the free market mann

Putty
Mar 21, 2013

HOOKED ON THE BROTHERS
Twitch streamers

mike12345
Jul 14, 2008

"Whether the Earth was created in 7 days, or 7 actual eras, I'm not sure we'll ever be able to answer that. It's one of the great mysteries."





I always jerk it to dansgaming

Machai
Feb 21, 2013

Putty posted:

Twitch streamers

bitch.tv

Aesop Poprock
Oct 21, 2008


Grimey Drawer

Triggered posted:

To be fair his dick is weird.

He also never answered questions about why it was so weird, or why he thought it was a good idea to film it

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Aesop Poprock posted:

He also never answered questions about why it was so weird, or why he thought it was a good idea to film it

I cant fault the man, if I had the chance to bang Jenna Haze and Lexi Belle but could only do so on camera, i would happily be waving my cock around as sinister and deformed as it is.

Rambling Robot
Sep 13, 2011
Duggar Fan Club Superstar #1 LOL

Kung Food posted:

Why the hell would anyone want to hold a porn convention in Ohio?

i bet it was nothing but fat swingers.

a star war betamax
Sep 17, 2011

by Lowtax
Gary’s Answer

Triggered posted:

I cant fault the man, if I had the chance to bang Jenna Haze and Lexi Belle but could only do so on camera, i would happily be waving my cock around as sinister and deformed as it is.

What did it look like

OXBALLS DOT COM
Sep 11, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
Young Orc

8 track betamax posted:

What did it look like

earthworm_jim.jpg

a star war betamax
Sep 17, 2011

by Lowtax
Gary’s Answer
Haha that was a funny game

A Strange Aeon
Mar 26, 2010

You are now a slimy little toad
The Great Twist
Were there any erotic story writers there?

Decrepus
May 21, 2008

In the end, his dominion did not touch a single poster.


A Strange Aeon posted:

Were there any erotic story writers there?

Pounded in the butt by my own butt, but I didn't take any pictures.

Klyith
Aug 3, 2007

GBS Pledge Week

8 track betamax posted:

What did it look like

a literal ascii penis

homercles
Feb 14, 2010

Business Gorillas posted:

it was mostly vanilla porn but like i said they had some BDSM stuff set up in the back. they would hogtie you and cage you up and put you on those big X things i've seen on game of thrones but you had to sign a bunch of paperwork. there was also some 300 pound blue haired girl in all leather and a dude in a camo kilt working it and it was empty so we left after looking at all of the spanking equipment

i also saw a balding asian guy with a pony tail get spanked at the camgirl booth and he kept on yelling for her to do it harder. it was funny because she was like 90 pounds soaking wet and obviously didn't have any muscle
If ever there was a time to take some pictures...

How was the guy in the camo kilt 'working it' ? What was 'it' that he was working?

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Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Switchblade Switcharoo
Your wanna be gf is a cam whore, right?

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