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Yaldabaoth
Oct 9, 2012

by Azathoth

Rambling Robot posted:

Those of you who are close to people with platinum accounts what is their intelligence like, how does it affect their life, and how aware are they that they're "different" from others? Serious replies only!

One of these days you'll become an adult and realize how silly it is to care about stuff that doesn't concern you and you'll just be content to have a roof over your head and food on the table that you earned with your own hard work

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Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec

scott zoloft posted:

i'd like to send someone a pm

Feel free to pm me when you get plat. Everyone, please feel free to pm me.

Captain Yossarian
Feb 24, 2011

All new" Rings of Fire"

That Robot posted:

wow this is a bad thread lol

Putty
Mar 21, 2013

HOOKED ON THE BROTHERS
You bad op you're going to prison now

Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

by vyelkin
Nap Ghost
As a Redditor, I *shits pants and participates in an objectively inferior online discussion venue*

Principals Orifice
Aug 23, 2016

by Lowtax
ah I miss plat it was nice to get pms

yogizh
Oct 12, 2015
Dumb Helicopter Joke Enthusiast
/retarded pls :gas:

Slush Garbo
Nov 20, 2007

FALSE SLACK
is
BETTER
than
NO SLACK
what does the r/ mean

Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec

Hugh Malone posted:

what does the r/ mean

I think it's a computer programming thing

skeletonotherkin
Sep 26, 2014

I'm gonna get me a plat account just so i can lower the collective iq.

Kuato
Feb 25, 2005

"I CAN'T BELIEVE I ATE THE WHOLE THING"
Buglord

Enfield posted:

im the smartest man that ever lived

hosed up if true

Waffle!
Aug 6, 2004

I Feel Pretty!


Eat poo poo, OP

Zzulu
May 15, 2009

(▰˘v˘▰)
been here since -09, no plat for me

that's just how cool I am

I don't need plat

Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

by vyelkin
Nap Ghost

Zzulu posted:

been here since -09, no plat for me

that's just how cool I am

I don't need plat

You need plat for me to PM you updates about your avatar and ask you questions you piece of poo poo.

redm
Feb 20, 2016


Sugartime Jones
I bought a plat account at the beginning of the year once I realized how stupid I was for laughing my rear end off at the content while being too chickenshit to use the forums out of fear of getting made fun of so yes I'm an idiot who the gently caress wants a piece of me :toughguy:

Putty
Mar 21, 2013

HOOKED ON THE BROTHERS

redm posted:

I bought a plat account at the beginning of the year once I realized how stupid I was for laughing my rear end off at the content while being too chickenshit to use the forums out of fear of getting made fun of so yes I'm an idiot who the gently caress wants a piece of me :toughguy:

Anime belongs in the trash

Falun Bong Refugee
Dec 14, 2015

by FactsAreUseless

redm posted:

I bought a plat account at the beginning of the year once I realized how stupid I was for laughing my rear end off at the content while being too chickenshit to use the forums out of fear of getting made fun of so yes I'm an idiot who the gently caress wants a piece of me :toughguy:

That fear was well founded you hopeless dork.

redm
Feb 20, 2016


Sugartime Jones

Falun Bong Refugee posted:

That fear was well founded you hopeless dork.

maybe it was when I was a young pup that gave a gently caress

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Switchblade Switcharoo
I bought every upgrade available. Not just plat. :smug:

verbal enema
May 23, 2009

onlymarfans.com
O pehave

Edgar
Sep 9, 2005

Oh my heck!
Oh heavens!
Oh my lord!
OH Sweet meats!
Wedge Regret
I bought Plat because it's cool. Plus giving money to lowtax is a noble cause.

mazzi Chart Czar
Sep 24, 2005
Plat is great. Get plat.

DeusExMachinima
Sep 2, 2012

:siren:This poster loves police brutality, but only when its against minorities!:siren:

Put this loser on ignore immediately!
https://www.reddit.com/r/somethingawful

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Switchblade Switcharoo

Can a bro get an invite?

Rambling Robot
Sep 13, 2011
Duggar Fan Club Superstar #1 LOL

Orkin Mang posted:

suck a lemon op!!

im crying now, rear end in a top hat.

Mariana Horchata
Jun 30, 2008

College Slice
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EHlUNDui534

= reddit

Rambling Robot
Sep 13, 2011
Duggar Fan Club Superstar #1 LOL

Zzulu posted:

been here since -09, no plat for me

that's just how cool I am

I don't need plat

plat is great, u can relive the glory days of sa. mr sunshine, zombaby, goon hoarder dad ++++ i missed out on a lot of fun, but sa used to be amazing when forums were a big thing. now its.... well...

pants in my pants
Aug 18, 2009

by Smythe
I've never found myself in a situation where I felt I needed plat. Archives is good though.

barnold
Dec 16, 2011


what do u do when yuo're born to play fps? guess there's nothing left to do but play fps. boom headshot
forums search + archives is an incredible combination and truly enables the proper browsing of SA

autoaim.cfg
Aug 6, 2005
:qq: WHINY SHITHEAD :qq:
*drops mic*
"Do you even SA, bro?"

*lifts a case of Mangosteen with one arm*

Dinosaurmageddon
Jul 7, 2007

by zen death robot
Hell Gem
Hey guys I think I finally figured out the "joke" of the OP's thread title - the OP was hoping that SA's platinum users would be upset (and quite le ironically, might I add!) that they weren't allowed to join the VIP exclusive members-only SomethingAwful fanclub over there on that site called Reddit.

The problem is, if I can't see what kind of content or discussion comes from there why the gently caress should I/we/anyone ever care?

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

Rambling Robot posted:

Those of you who are close to people with platinum accounts what is their intelligence like, how does it affect their life, and how aware are they that they're "different" from others? Serious replies only!

phasmid
Jan 16, 2015

Booty Shaker
SILENT MAJORITY
So per the rules of telling somebody to commit suicide, is it not kosher that I say op should be strangled with piano wire?

ALso what is a reffit??

vvv lol what a scrub vvv

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

Rambling Robot posted:

Those of you who are close to people with platinum accounts what is their intelligence like, how does it affect their life, and how aware are they that they're "different" from others? Serious replies only!

I meant to quote the guy who said What the hell is wrong with you

I am bad at gbs

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Switchblade Switcharoo

Mumpy Puffinz posted:

I meant to quote the guy who said What the hell is wrong with you

I am bad at gbs

I'll pm you some tips, wait

Cactus Ghost
Dec 20, 2003

you can actually inflate your scrote pretty safely with sterile saline, syringes, needles, and aseptic technique. its a niche kink iirc

the saline just slowly gets absorbed into your blood but in the meantime you got a big round smooth distended nutsack

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

Darth123123 posted:

I'll pm you some tips, wait

lol

DeusExMachinima
Sep 2, 2012

:siren:This poster loves police brutality, but only when its against minorities!:siren:

Put this loser on ignore immediately!

Darth123123 posted:

Can a bro get an invite?

lol like lowtax didn't make that subreddit first just to make sure nobody could get in

Rasta_Al
Jul 14, 2001

she had tiny Italian boobs.
Well that's my story.
Fun Shoe
This thread smells like a butt

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LethalGeek
Nov 4, 2009

Die in a fire op

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